Trump Compares His Plight to That of Jesus

Monday, April 01, 2024

Donald Trump just shared an article comparing himself to Jesus, one day before Easter celebrations.

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#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-03-30 10:26 PM | Reply

Someone in Trump's inner circle is telling the man that it is premature to state that he actually is a god and not just comparable to one. But Donald suspects that what millions of his followers already say about him is correct, and the day of the Trump Apotheosis approaches.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2024-03-31 07:57 AM | Reply

The reply that said (paraphrased) "Trump supporters say he is jesus fair enough nail him up and if he comes back in three days I'll admit I was wrong" is golden and will be shamelessly stolen by me.

#3 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2024-03-31 09:57 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

On Easter morning, Donald Trump made 71 social media posts and only one of those referenced Easter, where he simply posted, "Happy Easter."

But one post did claim that Trump is The Chosen One' sent by God and blessed by God.

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What a sicko.

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-03-31 01:55 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

On Easter morning, Donald Trump made 71 social media posts

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-03-31 01:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

Sounds like Trump broke your vagina.

#5 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-03-31 09:15 PM | Reply

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Your sister turned your fart box into a pink sock.

#6 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-03-31 09:21 PM | Reply

I'd nail his fat ass to a cross, but he'd slide off like a side of bacon.

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-03-31 10:07 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

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The kid-diddling bible salesman has a bit of trouble with The Lord's Prayer.

#8 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-03-31 11:10 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 5

#8 | Posted by reinheitsgebot

Trump, when asked if he ever asks for forgiveness:

"When I drink my little wine " which is about the only wine I drink " and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of asking for forgiveness."

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Maybe he thinks that's in Two Corinthians ...

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-03-31 11:27 PM | Reply

No person who calls themselves a Christian should be making any kind of comparison of Jesus Christ and Donald Trump. When I see someone wearing his red hat it takes every thing I have not to walk up to them and say "thank you for identifying yourself with your mark of the beast hat".

#10 | Posted by rukiddin at 2024-04-01 08:31 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Trump cured my TDS!

#11 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2024-04-01 08:37 AM | Reply

"When I drink my little wine " which is about the only wine I drink " and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of asking for forgiveness." [...] #9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY

Frankly, I'm impressed TrumptyDumpty didn't slip up and talk about having some cheese with his wine and crackers.

#12 | Posted by censored at 2024-04-01 08:38 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Now hold on there, Baba Louie. I clearly recall reading that when Pilate questioned The Lord, that Jesus stood mute, greatly frustrating his inquisitor. Explain to me the comparison of the Son of Man remaining silent and a fat orange loudmouth blathering on to the TV cameras from behind a bunch of bicycle racks. As for all the hate-filled words spewing from his mouth, Der Dotard will have some 'splainin' to do, and that monologue had better last for the rest of eternity, so that the fat one can escape the flames...

#13 | Posted by catdog at 2024-04-01 08:53 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Only idiots believe a liar and a moron.
But then again...Republicans...

But then again, I repeat myself.

#14 | Posted by earthmuse at 2024-04-01 09:54 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
I destroyed a bond of friendship and respect
Between the only people left who'd even look me in the eye
Now I laugh and make a fortune
Off the same ones that I tortured
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"
I look like Jesus, so they say
But Mr. Jesus is very far away
Now you're the only one here who can tell me if it's true
That you love me and I love me
I built a little empire out of some crazy garbage
Called the blood of the exploited working class
But they've overcome their shyness
Now they're calling me Your Highness
And a world screams, "Kiss me, Son of God"

- They Might Be Giants

#15 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-04-01 09:56 AM | Reply

Maybe a good time to remind everyone that Trump's Park Avenue address was (until recently) 666, and his followers all carry his "seal" on their forehead when wearing the redhat.

#16 | Posted by e1g1 at 2024-04-01 02:24 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Sounds like Trump broke your vagina.
#5 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS AT 2024-03-31 09:15 PM

Congratulations! You are more like him every day.

#17 | Posted by e1g1 at 2024-04-01 02:25 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Can we get to the Crucifixion part of the story already? Nothing like a good crucifixion. I don't think Donald will be coming back after 3 days.

#18 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2024-04-01 02:53 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Nothing like a good crucifixion.

I don't think that concept was designed for disgusting fatbodies.

#19 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-04-01 03:02 PM | Reply

> Nothing like a good crucifixion.
I don't think that concept was designed for disgusting fatbodies. #19 | Posted by REDIAL

Like nailing Jell-O to the wall.

#20 | Posted by censored at 2024-04-03 07:49 AM | Reply