"Clarence Thomas is arguably the most consequential justice on the court right now and he's never really seemed to like the job. He said, 'It's not worth doing for the grief.'

So what if he can keep the luxury perks he clearly enjoys without having to endure all of that grief," Oliver said, before revealing what he called "a special offer."

The offer includes "one million dollars a year for the rest of your life if you simply agree to leave the Supreme Court immediately and never come back."