REDIAL

I can think of a few:

Trump University
Trump steaks
Trump wine
Trump water
Trump Airlines
Trump presidency
Trump hotels and casinos
Trump marriages
Trump Digital World Acquisitions

Did I miss anything?

Sneakers are a loss unless somebody important in the sports world hawks them. Which means that this new scheme is just a tax writeoff.

Strange that Trump didn't try to market his own brand of golf shoes. He owns so many golf courses that nobody would dare show up on the greens without them. He coulda made some money with that idea.

REDIAL

"Does he have any big name basketball players in his cult to endorse these golden horrors? "

None that he'd have to pay.

Maybe Melania could put on a pair and strut her stuff. She's on retainer.

DOC

Or maybe Trump could model them himself.

Naw! Forget I said that.

You know what "they" say about small hands and feet.

They'd have to start a line of shoes for children.

"Is he Pennywise status at this point?"

Worse than that. He needs the new Comptroller approval to buy a roll of tic tacs with Trump Org money.

I wonder how long before Trump, who has a pathologic need to "control," starts to go bonkers under these restrictions.

He'll be plotting ways to rob a piggy bank somewhere.

Those letters dunning suckers for money may bring in $thousands$. But what good is than when he needs $millions$.

My guess is Kushner will have to pull some strings in Saudi Arabia to buy a couple or three of Trump's properties. I think the suckup to Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has already begun. Kushner has less than 30 days to pull it off.

ALEX

"I can't get over what a cartoon trump has become."

If anything, it's just another tax write-off he can lie about.