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Wednesday, April 10, 2024

The Army is again dramatically expanding its pre-basic training courses that were created to get young Americans into compliance with the service's enlistment standards, as those courses are becoming key to curtailing the ongoing recruiting slump.

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... The Future Soldier Preparatory Course's capacity will grow from nearly 18,000 to 23,500 this year, according to data provided by the service, more than making up the Army's recruiting shortfall in recent years -- much of which has been attributed to young Americans having difficulty meeting the academic and body fat requirements to serve.

The prep courses started in 2022 and were an immediate success, graduating about 95% of attending soldiers who were then allowed to move on to basic training. So far, nearly 17,300 troops have graduated who otherwise would not have been qualified to join the Army. The Navy has since developed its own courses that follow the Army's lead. ...


#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2024-04-10 12:04 AM | Reply

Does this mean Killer Kiel might get another shot?

#2 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-04-10 10:46 PM | Reply

Does this mean Killer Kiel might get another shot?

#2 | POSTED BY REDIAL

Too much work.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2024-04-11 07:28 AM | Reply

In 1969 my Draft Lotto # was 30-something... so I was likely to be, 'the first kid on your block to come home in a box', as the lyric goes.

I got a 6 month Deferment after my physical though, because of ulnar nerve damage in my left elbow; they thought maybe I couldn't hold a rifle steady enough to kill some poor villagers.

Which was good because I did too well on my testing, and would have gone to Officer Training for 6 weeks before prolly being dropped in the front lines where my life expectancy would have been days, not weeks at that time... often because Officers were shot by their own troops because they had no business trying to lead soldiers who had been there for months and years, and could easily get them killed.

As it turned out, the Army never contacted me after 6 mos, or ever again, and I lived several years making decisions based on they might one day find my file! But that did get me to go to college, lol.

And I never contacted them either, duh... and it's too late now, lol.

Gimme an F ...
Gimme a U ...
Gimme a C ...
Gimme a K ...

What's that spell?
What's that spell?
What's that spell?
What's that spell?
What's that spell?

yeah, c'mon on all you big strong men
Uncle Sam needs your help again
he's got himself in a terrible jam
way down yonder in Vietnam
so put down your books and pick up a gun
we're gonna have a whole lot of fun

and it's 1, 2, 3, what're we fighting for?
don't ask me, I don't give a damn
next stop is vietnam
and it's 5, 6, 7, open up the pearly gates
well there ain't no time to wonder why
whoopee! we're all gonna die

well c'mon generals, let's move fast
your big chance has come at last
gotta go out and get those Reds
the only good Commie is one who's dead
and you know that peace can only be won
when we've blown em all to kingdom come

well c'mon on Wall Street
don't be slow
why this is war a-go-go
there's plenty good money to be made
by supplin' the Army with the tools of the trade
just hope and pray that if we drop the bomb
they drop it on-the Vietcong

chorus

well c'mon mothers throughout this land
pack your boys off to Vietnam
c'mon pops, don't hesitate
send em off before it's too late
be the first one on your block to have your boy come home in a box

and it's 1, 2, 3, what're we fighting for?
don't ask me, I don't give a damn.

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#4 | Posted by Corky at 2024-04-11 02:51 PM | Reply

Not the first time the military has fluffed its ranks.

Remember "MacNamara's Morons?"
en.wikipedia.org

#5 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2024-04-11 02:53 PM | Reply

#5 |

Even Killer Kyle could have gotten in under that program!

#6 | Posted by Corky at 2024-04-11 03:01 PM | Reply

Even Killer Kyle could have gotten in under that program!

#6 | POSTED BY CORKY AT 2024-04-11 03:01 PM | FLAG:

Nah. Under 30 on an ASVAB, even Marines get scared somebody will choke when they get issued their crayons.

#7 | Posted by zeropointnrg at 2024-04-11 03:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

If they took Boaz, they'll take anyone.

#8 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-04-11 06:49 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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