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Thursday, April 04, 2024

A man died after his friend played a prank on him. The accused directed high-pressure air from a machine intended to dry cars towards the victim's face, causing him to fall to the ground. While the victim was down, his friend then used the machine to blow air into the victim's rectum. Doctors reported serious internal injuries to the victim caused by the force of the air pressure, including severe damage to his intestines.

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There's probably a life-lesson in here somewhere, but darned if I can figure it out.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-04-04 05:09 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I think you could at least stop posting this drivel. Stuff happens everyday...people are nuts but why do you think this is newsworthy?

Get a better life.

#2 | Posted by shoeless at 2024-04-04 07:52 PM | Reply

That was a low blow.... sorry.

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2024-04-04 07:59 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Ruptured intestines has got to be a painful way to die.

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2024-04-04 08:31 PM | Reply

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

#5 | Posted by sentinel at 2024-04-04 08:53 PM | Reply

Ruptured intestines has got to be a painful way to die.

#4 | POSTED BY CLOWNSHACK AT 2024-04-04 08:31 PM | REPLY

I almost died when that happened to me. It was horrific to say the least.

#6 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-04-04 09:00 PM | Reply

Censored needs a straightjacket. No need to apologize, he's a truly sick ----.

God knows how he got that way.

Him posting doom porn everyday is his idea of "exciting".....

What a ------- Loser.

#7 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2024-04-04 09:27 PM | Reply

I almost died when that happened to me. It was horrific to say the least.

#6 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2024-04-04 09:00 PM | Reply | Flag

T.....M....I....

#8 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2024-04-04 10:52 PM | Reply

#7

You still whacking off to pictures of dead Ukrainian children?

#9 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-04-05 12:04 AM | Reply

looks like another case of "why women outlive men."

#10 | Posted by shrimptacodan at 2024-04-05 09:34 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"why women outlive men"

Yeah their rectums are much more durable.

I guess that doesn't help trans men win in sports, or we would never hear the end of how unfair it is to men.

#11 | Posted by snoofy at 2024-04-05 09:58 AM | Reply

Yeah their rectums are much more durable.

Pretty sure they're not stupid enough to do these things is why. Though I could be wrong about that. I just can picture a woman standing there while these idiots do these things with an epic face palm.

#12 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-04-05 01:31 PM | Reply

There's probably a life-lesson in here somewhere, but darned if I can figure it out.
#1 | POSTED BY CENSORED

It's good reason to buy records instead of stream music. Every record comes with ---- bum cover.

#13 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-04-05 05:08 PM | Reply

This is like a reverse Darwin award... someone else's stupidity killing someone else... Tangential Darwin at least.

#14 | Posted by kwrx25 at 2024-04-06 11:29 AM | Reply

Well that blows.

#15 | Posted by zeropointnrg at 2024-04-06 11:43 AM | Reply

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