A man suffers from constant headaches. After a thorough medical examination his Dr. tells him to relieve his headaches his --------- will have to be removed. After resisting he finally consents to the surgery. Now he sits at home depressed all day because he has no balls.
His wife tells him that when she is sad she goes shopping. She tells him to get out, maybe buy a hat or something. He goes to a Mens store and tells the owner he wants a hat. The owner says 7 and 3/8. The man says yes, that is his hat size. How did the owner know? Owner says ,"I've been in business 40 years, I can tell all about you just by looking.
I can tell that you wear a 17-34 shirt, a 44 long jacket, 36- 34 slacks, 34 underwear and 10 and a ½ M shoe".
The man says you got everything right but the underwear, I wear a size 32.
The owner says, " 32? That's crazy; if you wore a 32 it would put pressure on your balls and you would have constant headaches".