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Sunday, January 22, 2017

Dutch police are specifically training eagles to attack the small unmanned flying machines as an anti-drone tool.


Saturday, January 21, 2017

The new president made 36 promises about his first day, but kept only two of them.


Friday, January 20, 2017

Anal Trump, the grindcore project fronted by Cattle Decapitation's Travis Ryan and masterminded by Pinback's Rob Crow, has picked a hilariously appropriate day to release its brand new EP titled To All The Broads I've Nailed Before. The EP is available digitally below, as well as on a 5" piss-colored vinyl through Joyful Noise Recordings.

The EP's song titles are hilarious, and the whole thing runs about 1 minute long. So it's not like you're really going to have sit through a lot here to get to the jokes.

Happy inauguration day, y'all.


On this historically low date in American history, when we are getting ready to inaugurate the 45th President, Donald Trump, I am asking, when exactly was this mythical "greatness" that he is always going on about? The slogan of "Make America Great Again" seems to have energized many, but I have never seen anyone vocalize precisely when this was. Let's hear your opinion. I want to know what to look forward to.


Thursday, January 19, 2017

A newly discovered species of moth has been named after Donald Trump. Neopalpa donaldtrumpi, the discovery of evolutionary biologist Vazrick Nazari, has a strange blond tuft on its head and small genitals. President George W. Bush has a slime beetle named for him. Ronald Reagan has a wasp, Bill Clinton a fish, and Barack Obama has nine species: a lichen, coral fish, snail-eating fish, darter fish, bird, trapdoor spider, extinct lizard and two parasites. Nazari said he named the moth because of its uncanny resemblance to Trump's hair.


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