"Steamingpile -- geeze, that's the most gross-sounding username"

Chris, more a statement of where your head is than mine. Think mashed potatoes or compost.

Anyway, I watch that Jaws clip every couple of months or so, and I'm awed every time.

are you girls gonna kiss?

Question is, "Should we shoot first, and who gives a fuck about what comes next?"

When you shot that clown, did you feel threatened, or did you think that someone else's life was in danger? If Joe Horn were honest, he'd say "no."

Joe didn't know if these guys were career criminals, neighborhood kids drunk or high running on a dare, some fuck from Mexifornia who impregnated every white bitch he ever caught a whiff of, or any fucking thing. He was instructed to stand down, and he calmly, with his own non-threatened, fucked-up wits about him, did the opposite.

"Had Mr. Horn been mistaken in his belief that the two men were criminals then he should be punished accordingly."

So shoot first, and we'll praise/condemn later? There were absolutely no other possible considerations prior to pulling that trigger in THIS situation?

This was not a life or death situation for Joe Horn or his neighbor. And Joe was fully aware of that fact.

munchies = more Samoa sales

me, too. Cousin Jasper, on the other hand... he's a fucking idiot.

both candidates are counting on "those same morons." you're kidding yourself if you deny there are many, many citizens who will cast their votes based on a cartoon, what cousin Jasper says, or what Scarlett Johannson told E!.

Probably 80% Spam cans. That shit's recyclable, ain't it? Love Spam, btw (the meat[?] variety).