Hey! Want to see my wennis?

#2 | POSTED BY FEDERALIST
Wanna see my Uvula?

"run by President Barack Obama's half-brother"
Let me guess this is one of those relatives the President has met maybe once but his detractors continue to stalk?

#13 | POSTED BY TOR

He served as Best Man at Barack and Michelle's wedding.

I wouldn't plonk anyone, I believe in free speech for the dumb.

Jihadists are generally prejudiced dirtbags who are no more sophisticated in their thinking as the KKK.
If you put them in the same category as the KKK with regards to quality of thought, it becomes so much easier to understand them.

#9 | POSTED BY SULLY

So, they're Democrats?

Quick, draw up some legislation to tax the sun.
Congress

So can we join OPEC now?

"Get the transcript Candy!"

"Get the transcript Candy"

It's a good thing she had the transcript, this thing could have backfired.

Well I'm glad you people have convicted and executed all three of them because 2 of them might not have been involved.

I hope that they're brighter than those curly cue bulbs, I can hardly read by those.

I'm glad we stopped keeping track of soldiers dying in Afghanistan.

His zinc mine caused more pollution than I ever will.

All right! A local boy!

Syria is not threat to us. WMD's don't exist. This President is lying so he can kill brown people.

/ah, good times, good times.

I'll wear my pants at half mast in honor of him.

She must think that Obama is an Indian Giver.

Yes, Obama and Romney both live like Billionaires except Romney is paying for it himself.

Go Red Sox!

I think they are calling it "Black Racism" now.

It's an investment in our future.

When did Obama freeze wages and prices again?

#1 | POSTED BY HARRY_POWELL

Well wages are stagnant but not prices...

"I support 3 wives and 6 children, you don't think that's Bigamy?"

I thought the Newtown shooter left the rifle in the car.

Yeah, that and ethnic cleansing.

I'd rather vote for Willie Nelson.