There is a long history of rewarding incompetence at the highest levels of our Government. Sounds like a Italian-Polish joke is called for here, or a new movie, "The Big Bikowsky"....
"Nobody calls me Bikowsky. You got the wrong gal. I'm the hippy chick, man"
"I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man"
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man"
"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Ms. Bikowsky". You're Ms. Bikowsky. I'm the hippy chick. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, Her Sweetness, or uh, Chickey, or El Chickeyness if you're not into the whole brevity thing"
"look, man, I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. And, you know, has it ever occurred to you, that, instead of, uh, you know, running around, uh, uh, blaming me, you know, given the nature of all this new ----, you know, I-I-I-I
this could be a-a-a-a lot more, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean, it's not just, it might not be just such a simple
uh, you know?"