losing by a 40-point margin in a demographic that he desperately needs to win over is nothing.

I didn't realize that WV was its own demographic.

Who won Iowa again?

Messy Nessy not bright enough to get the ObamaSoft Network as msnbc.

That's right, your jokes are far too clever for me.

You should make them while you still can.

Oh no! Messy Nessy called me "shit-head"!

I see. When I throw out a name, it's childish.

When you do it, it's "intelligent discourse"

This is exactly why Hillary probably won't even be able to win a seat at a high school PTA after this: she's just as two-faced as you are.

Analyst: Obama's likely W.Virginia loss reveals a weakness

What's this? Corky posting an article from the "Obama News Network"? Man, you sure do change your tune at the drop of a hat, don't you? Now, after all the times you dissed that network for its pro-Obama stance, all the sudden you use it as evidence helping your weakened candidate.

I'm sure there are some who would vote for you simply for being a vagina.

You are what you eat, shit-head.

Had you the ability to grasp more than a monkey bar

There you go again, being racist.

you would equate your, "I know, Hillary sucks.", with the 23 percent of far left pants-pissers who would never vote for her.

When did I say I would never vote for her? I was in support of her until I saw that Obama was indeed a much stronger candidate. She started to suck when she resorted to character bashing after it was apparent that she wasn't as "inevitable" as she thought.

The majority of Dems being, unlike yourself, fairly lucid.

I'm registered independent. Thanks for playing.

Burial is a waste of space anyway.

Yeah! That'll attract the guys! I bet she has to keep them away with a stick or something.

It's virtually a recession-proof business. I wouldn't mind going after a girl with some serious job security. Plus, her mom is a MILF, so she might not look that bad.

I was just watching CNN, and the reporter was interviewing a female Clinton supporter. Asking of her reasons, the woman said that one of the main reasons she was voting for Clinton is because she is a fellow woman and, as a child of the 60's, she feels compelled to vote for a woman because she might not get another chance.

I wonder how many votes Clinton is getting, not because she's a good or even desirable candidate, but by default simply because she has a vagina.

It only sounds like something Bill O'Reilly would say.

I'm seriously beginning to think that Quirky is a GOP operative posing as a democrat.

Got it.

"No, you don't get it. Thinking you get it is not the same as actually getting it. Get it?"

-Kakashi-sensei

If I ever need to know what the far left pants-pissers think, I know who to ask.

How exactly am I "far-left?" Is it because I would actually *gasp* vote for a black person over a woman?

I never really understood why Reagan was so popular. I was 6 when he left office. Any of you old fucks wanna fill me in on his greatness?

What an asshole.


I know, Hillary sucks. That's what we've been trying to tell you he whole time.

"Mortuary Science" has apparently become quite popular. The daughter of one of my mother's employees recently began training in the business.

Right, after all, KY and WV are accurate representations of the demographics of the rest of the country, just like NY, right Corky? I mean, everyone in North Carolina is just a hick black person.

Right?

Right?

*minus the '

Otherwise why else would he be getting trounced by a political corpse like Hillary in WV and Kentucky?


Lot's of white people are scared of black people. I think it has to do with your tiny penises.

"That gives Obama 27 (superdelegates) in the past week."

No, the big talk, as usual, was a tsunami of SDs coming out for Obama today.

Didn't happen.

Posted by Corky at 2008-05-07 04:34 PM

Swing and a miss!

Dems don't get elected President unless swinging WV votes for them. Look it up.

"As goes Maine, so goes the nation." Except when it doesn't. Look it up.

Anyway, you do know that WV voted Republican in the past 2 national elections, right? Kinda makes your argument pretty worthless, doesn't it?

Careful about your comparisons.

The fucktard can't even spell "Barack" correctly when trying to bash him. I wouldn't expect too much thought is being put into these threads.

Plus, as much as Corky hates to admit it, many voters who support Clinton will have no problem voting for Obama in the general, which throws the Corkster's "She won the swing states" argument right out the window.

I thought WV was a bumfuck red state. Since when do they matter, eh Cork? According to you, all the ones that Obama trounced Clinton in don't count, so why does this one?

her name on the ballot could still beat Obama in several states, eh?

Those are all bumfuck red states, remember Corky? They don't count, at least the ones that Obama won didn't, according to you. You're not setting a double standard, are you now?

I'm always happy when an "American hating terrorist" goes free. You're not?

Posted by vernon at 2008-05-13 12:25 PM

He's not a terrorist, unless you think you know more than the Pentagon.

He also probably didn't hate America before your hero imprisoned him unjustly for several years.

Heckuva job, Vernie.

Giving up on the likes of someone like George Allen because of a innocent remark

If his remark was innocent, then I don't want to hear any more bullshit about how Rev. Wright's statements have any reflection on Obama.

I just hope they hit Hollywood or San Francisco.

Good thing this guy isn't gay in addition to being Muslim. Otherwise BigBadThom would have to take him out himself.

The ACLU and libs everywhere should be happy.

I'm always happy when an innocent person goes free. You're not? Or are you just mad because he's dark skinned?

RIP Corky.

I thought everyone in Gitmo was guilty of being an enemy combatant. At least, that's what repubs around here tell me...

Funny, I never equated the statement of Muslim caning to something gay

The first thing you thought of after opening this thread was my ass, and you posted about it.

Yeah, you're right. Nothing gay there.

Who cares?

" Baroness Nicholson, a Lib Dem peer who has fought for years to end child weddings said the couple would "be scarred for life." "

Oh.

I didn't realize child weddings were that common.

I also didn't realize that teenagers were the same as children.

Take G(awd)ol out and whip him with the cane........

You sure you're not gay?

Well now I dont need to buy any "Carbon Credits"

Posted by HanoverFist at 2008-05-12 11:42 AM

Hilarious.

FF.

Oops.

You don't wanna do the same with porn...

Porn is as dangerous as cigs? Explain.

and in so doing, condone porn....

There is nothing wrong with porn.

That doesn't mean that these organizations aren't political.

No doubt, but to claim that churches aren't just as political is absurd.

What is the biggest scandal facing Obama?

The comments made by the pastor of his church.

See?

But, she is very attractive!

WTF, how can you people think she's hot? Every time I look at her I can see her father. Imagine showing her your "O" face and at the height of orgasm she does that trademark Bush giggle...

Trash Jenna and her husband, stand up and cheer for Amy Winehouse, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Anna Nicole Smith....

Uh, what?

Why single out only one tin-cup holder?

Good point. Tax all organizations in proportion to their income. And I'm not talking about individual churches, I'm talking about the SBC, UMC, PC, etc. as a whole.

Tax churches.

Muslims are truly an evil stupid group of people.

Posted by fwthom at 2008-05-11 11:17 PM

Self-retorting retort.

Can't he be both???

If enough people believe the lie, I suppose he can.

Don't you know there ARE really 57, er, 59 states, just as the Great Bama has stated? Now please let me get back to cupping the Sack of Barack.

Don't quit your day job.

I don't blame her. If I was a trollopy cunt I wouldn't want to sleep next to that shriveled old man either.

Everywhere he goes we gonna make sure we scare the white people with visions of Farrakhan in the oval office.

Might work. Everyone knows that white people are the biggest pussies on the planet.

Figuring she can still have kids to, say, 50 years of age, how many more children is she gonna have? Maybe 4 or 5 more?

Wait until she starts popping out Down Syndrome kids because of her age.

"Describe the following in one sentence or less."


Where's the beef?

"Houston police think the youths disturbed the grave of an 11-year-old boy who died in 1921, and was buried in an unmarked graveyard thought to be reserved for black veterans and their families."

At least they went for a good vintage.

Sounds like he was making a joke.

"Friends Forever Pet Cremation Service."

This is the saddest, and most ironic, part of the story.

Wow, epic fail on the headline.

D'oh.

You continue to believe them. That must account for your confusion.

Right. Good call, Penis.

Where's Corky?

Tits lay eggs? My 8th grade health teacher lied to me!

Bumfuck red state.

-Corky

Her V's gotta be something like that sinkhole in Texas by now.

I believe the proper phrase is "like fucking a bowl of soup."

Grendel has got it.

There are a few things on the list I agree with, but a man should by no means be measured by his ability to accomplish petty social tasks.

maybe it has to do with the rampant charges of racism flung around here for not being bat-sh*t crazy for Obama?

"I think what Obamites are really most proud of is all the delegates awarded Obama because he is black.... proportionally black, I mean.

Posted by Corky at 2008-05-08 10:09 AM"

If it quacks like a duck...

These SD's are just falling for the far left PC myth!

-Corky

Yeah, just as soon as I had the audacity to not have the same opinion as the PC majority here.


Posted by Corky at 2008-05-09 11:49 AM

Why do you always accuse pro-Obama posters on this site as being influenced primarily by what you believe are "PC" motives?

Is it because your support for Clinton is influenced primarily by "Un-PC" motives?

See what I mean? Disagree with PC Police around here and one is "rabid".

At what point in my post did I make any argument having anything to do with "PC"?

The deflection is strong within you.

As Bubba noted, it's a roll of the dice.

And an unnecessary one at that. But one the far left is willing to take to satisfy their egos.



You know that rabies is contagious, right? You should stay away from your loved ones until December.

Obama's First 11 Executive Orders?

Posted by Penis at 2008-05-09 11:27 AM

So what?

Oregon and New Jersey are just bumfuck red states!

-Corky

( How much do I owe you for that set-up, Celine? ;^)

5% of your cut from the GOP.

Just when you think it can't get any more pathetic...

This reminds me: a buddy of mine in high school used to have an outbuilding on his property that was set up like a chem lab including glassware, burners, hoses, ring stands, test tubes...everything. Turns out his grandfather used the lab to help the government develop Agent Orange.

Of course, we didn't care about that and quickly crafted a variety of smoking devices using the glassware which was most likely contaminated with something nasty. I guess people will do anything to get high.

Whatever happened to using aluminum cans or apples?

What's the big deal?

Unsportsmanlike conduct.

Damn, that sounds like Dutch.

Unspoortzmanlijk.

instead ban Belichek and his assistants from the league.

I can't believe more punishing measures weren't taken when this story came out last year. I would have automatically banned the team from the playoffs.

TIMBCI likes to project his/her racism.

Upper Middle class white surburbanites are never going to vote for a black man.

That's funny, all the Upper Middle class white suburbanites I know in NC have been planning to vote for him for months.

I have a Asian girlfriend who doesn't have to shave because her legs are naturaly hairless.


You do know it's illegal to have sex with minors, right?

So is rush gay or fucking hookers overseas?

All of the above, just replace hookers with 12 year old street children.

She rejected a plan to seat the delegates and thus disenfranchised voters?

I can't wait to year the spin on this.

That's awesome. Were I an SD, I'd have my school loans paid off in 0.7214 seconds.

Your lame deflections don't change the fact that blacks are lockstep voters and incapable of being anything else.

I disagree, but I'll play along.

If that is the case, why do you think black voters behave that way?

But unlike the College educated people who are making decisions based on issues, Black voters are making their decision because of skin color.

Yeah, none of those niggers ever goes to college.

Do you not see how racist that sounds? And I'm not usually one to play race games.

Hillary has fared much better with every other demographic group.


Source? I ask because I seriously doubt she has the youth vote, and I can't seem to find a site that breaks down voting results by demographic.

Living vicariously through Chelsea comes off as pathetic Ness.

Yikes.

I really hope Chelsea marries a black guy named LeShawn Demetrius Covington.

In the words of that great philosopher Rodney King, "Why can't we all get along?"

Well, why can't we?

Over 6.5 billion people on this planet, there's bound to be some of that.

Let me know when some other country tries to invade us for our maple trees.

Otherwise, you are defending unilateral American imperialism. That never works out for anyone.

The only way I like them is to break the seal immediately, and wait a few weeks until they get really hard & crunchy.


That's how I like my women.

No, the big talk, as usual, was a tsunami of SDs coming out for Obama today.

Didn't happen.

Posted by Corky at 2008-05-07 04:34 PM

Bwahaha.

My condolences, 2112.

Namu Amida Butsu.

How about here to the dog pound.... GO!!

Abusive flag.

Bullshit. Indiana was dead even after PA, though he had been ahead by ten.

You wouldn't be saying that if she won, and we all know it.

You, madam, are the bullshitter.

Much of Obama's support is coming from young voters who have very little experience with politics and very little understanding of the issues. Clinton's supporters, otoh, tend to be older voters, who characteristically have a great deal more political knowledge and experience.


That's right, blow off the youth vote. After all, who is going to be running the country in 30 years?

Oh. Wait...

by now you should know that Corky Lieberman will keep moving the goal posts at all costs.

Thankfully, the Earth is round. Eventually those goalposts have to end up where they started.

Peeps are really gross. Then again, I'm not much of a sugar fiend to begin with.

Obama wins in national polls, delegate count, and popular vote.

It's over, Corky. Unless the Ice Queen has some more dirty tricks up her sleeve.

Poll Date Sample Obama (D) McCain (R) Spread
RCP Average 04/28 - 05/06 -- 46.6 44.4 Obama +2.2

Your "vetting" is weak.

He has just as much, if not better, chance of winning than Clinton. That's one of the reasons why people are voting for him.

each one proving that he cannot carry the Dem base of blue-collar workers.

So, if the dem base is primarily blue collar workers who, as you claim, are voting for Clinton, why is she still losing?

if my vote is a moot point now, he can consider it a moot point in November, too.


Posted by Corky at 2008-05-07 11:07 AM

Better keep drinking plenty of water, lest you become dehydrated from losing all that eye fluid.

It'll be over when someone reaches 2209.


Are you fucking kidding me?

The hell with global warming...the imminent rise in ocean levels will be found to consist primarily of Corky's tears.

Kirk said he knew of no cases in which children were targeted by sexual predators on Second Life, but he said he considers the virtual world an emerging danger.

This guy is a Republican, so he probably knows about the danger because he himself was turned down by a 10 year old. Now he's all bitter about it.

As per his will, Baskin-Robbins will now be offering 32 flavors.

Remember Katrina and the picture of the black man walking through waist deep water? He was stealing that stuff.

Then, remember pictures of white folks with bundles in their arms coming out of stores? They were foraging for food!

That was pretty fucked up. I remember Carlos Mencia doing a bit on that.

Scum Bag
(Gonna put all my posessions in a)
Scum Bag
(Gonna shut my damn pa-jamas in a)
Scum Bag
(Gonna put my dirty movies in a)
Scum Bag
(Gonna put my Yoko records in a)
Scum Bag
(Gonna put my old high school in a)
Scum Bag
(Everybody, everybody, by the)
Scum Bag
(Oh, my pretty baby, do the)
Scum Bag
(Everybody)
Scum Bag, Scum Bag
Scum Bag, Scum Bag
Scum Bag, Scum Bag
Scum Bag, Scum Bag

-Zappa

Where's Corky?

Huge loss for Clinton in NC, and perhaps a 3 point "win" in Indiana.

She needs to get out while she still has the tiniest bit of credibility left.