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Have a corn dodger, 'Notch.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-27 11:33 PM | Reply
I hear that a lot from Democrats on the DR without a scientific pedigree of their own.
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I call that bold talk from a one-eyed fat man! o_O
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-27 08:38 PM | Reply
Now would be the time for a colorful metaphor.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-27 03:42 PM | Reply
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-27 11:45 AM | Reply
Absolutly correct, AFK.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-27 11:44 AM | Reply
The co-anchor's p-p-p-pokerface was p-p-p-priceless.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-24 10:09 PM | Reply
Liberals are Hippocrates
I wonder what Apollo, Asclepius, Hygeia, and Panacea have to say about this.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-22 06:51 PM | Reply
I wandered as lonely as a cloud.
--The very, very light house. Wm. Wordsworth
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-21 11:38 PM | Reply
Dude. Georgia-Pacific 80-count case of 2-ply, heavy-duty, 1000-sheet, Scott-style toilet paper for $39 + free shipping. Delivered to your door by UPS straight from the factory. Amazon can't be beat...especially if you live in the boonies.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-21 04:30 PM | Reply
Dixie McCall, R.N. The original NILF!!!
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-20 02:50 PM | Reply
Informative article, Zarathustra. With a little googling, I found-out how to check my medications' TE Codes through the FDA's Orange Book.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-16 03:34 PM | Reply
Sources close to the action report that Bart Simpson was indeed at the controls of the wrecking ball...and he was wearing a blindfold.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-15 10:18 AM | Reply
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There was a woman in the jungle
And a monkey on a tree.
The missionary man he was followin' me.
He said "stop what you're doing."
"Get down upon your knees."
"I've got a message for you that you better believe."
--The Eurythmics, "Missionary Man"
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-13 06:05 PM | Reply
Ask, and ye shall receive (forgive the pun):
Reitze investigating his satellite receiver for a hidden camera
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-12 10:03 AM | Reply
Livery Cab: My first notion was of some type of specially-outfitted horse trailer for transporting large animals around big cities. But, alas, no.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-12 12:55 AM | Reply
Brownback needs the Johnson Treatment like Wallace received.
No pun intended.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-11 11:45 AM | Reply
Stanley Kubrick is laughing his *** off from his grave.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-10 10:33 PM | Reply
Looks like she took Chris Rock's "D--k in a Glass Case" skit seriously.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-10 12:32 PM | Reply
You may also want to learn a little about why christian fighting men went to the middle east prior to the first crusade.
TO FIND THE GRAIL!?!
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-10 11:19 AM | Reply
FTA: "Ridgeland PD Lt. John Neal said Gray was charged with contempt of court for failure to appear on a paraphernalia charge from 2012."
All that police action for a Failure to Appear on a 3 year old Misdemeanor Paraphernalia charge? That's stupid.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-10 09:25 AM | Reply
(I probably should have typed "purrfect" for the pun to be more obvious).
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-09 09:55 AM | Reply
Well, I saw a Florida Panther drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.
His hair was perfect...
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-08 11:36 PM | Reply
There is an innocence in lying which is the sign of good faith in a cause.
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-05 08:24 AM | Reply
[Insert penis/panis pun here].
Posted by madscientist at 2015-02-03 06:10 PM | Reply
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