Shooting people is legal in Florida?

If you feel threatened and have a CC, then yes.

Which "safety device" was he demonstrating?

"You shouldn’t touch the ordnance at all. But more specifically you should never pull this hand-operated lever to the rear. Do not push a clip of ammunition down into the feed rollers here. You never restore this lever to firing position. Do not make sure that this cover is completely closed. Never depress operator's foot triggers here, here, and at the rear here."

-1941

Which "safety device" was he demonstrating?

The risks of a negative outcome?

no one mopes that the movie is now dead

Find a Star Wars fan and bring up the Original trilogy and the words "Blu Ray: Special Edition" and then say that again.

There are new reports out circulating that Chinese firms are planning to slant drill off the Cuban coast near the Florida Straits, tapping into U.S. oil reserves that are estimated at 4.6 billion to 9.3 billion barrels.

That was in the Simpsons! Mr Burns "Slant Drilling Company."

Well done.

#102 | Posted by wisgod at 2012-02-13 03:02 PM

I suppose a joke only an English major who went to culinary school could come up with =D

It's roux Wis........... :)

Posted by gracieamazed at 2012-02-13 02:58 PM

Not if you regret it =D

So we have China getting oil 19 miles off the coast of Florida, and now Canada

I don't think we can legally do anything about that if we wanted to. Isn't that international waters?

Everything is G-d's will; we just don't like that he is as much of a prick as we are. We were made in His spiritual image and think about how He describes himself: jealous, petty, judgmental, wrathful.

I am actually quite proud of the fact I can't think of any Whitney Houston songs I know the tunes of. I am trying to write something, but, as you can see, I don't know her songs. Never had this happen before.

Then it turns out the fetus didn't develop a heart.

It isn't the handicap it used to be...Look how far Cheney went.

I believe I may be slightly dead
I can't inhale
And I think I'm starting to smell
Please call someone to embalm me soon
Give me a chance to compost the soil and feed the worms

I believe I may be decomposing
My insides rot
Slowly from the death
Oh how I wish I could take a breath
Please don't stand right there
You are standing on my hair
I am six feet under there
And I still feed the worms.

So I keep looking at that Whitney picture Rcade put up and I am amazed at it. How did Rcade get a postmortem photo so soon?

Did anyone else catch Brad's post?

Stealing HD is just so trashy

Then

If you really don't wish to pay monthly HD bills you should do what my parents have done and install your own personal satellite uplink

Am I missing something or did he just admit his parents are stealing and therefore "trashy?"

I dropped pay TV about 5 years ago. Rabbit ears, Tivo, and Netflix.

"I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life--I don't apologize--to take care of my family, and I refused to be a fool, dancing on the string held by all those bigshots. I don't apologize--that's my life--but I thought that, that when it was your time, that you would be the one to hold the string. Senator Corleone; Governor Corleone.

Don Vito and Michael conversing in the garden

Free HD is easy- I put an antenna on my roof.

It works great as anti-aircraft too.

Wouldn't there be a zoning issue with this?

Isn't this an old story? I seem to recall Sheryl Crow getting shit for talking about using one square of tp.

Thought of writing a parody, but I only came up with this:

I get so decompositional baby
So embalm me and slow it down
I get so decompositional baby
Put me six feet into the ground

She had a voice and a half. Had this happened a decade ago, it would have been a tragedy. Given all we know of her lifestyle and drug use, it is a miracle she lasted this long.

Don't worry:

For the Right: they were preemptive terrorist executions
For the Left: they were belated abortions

Everyone happy now?

I support Mitt 110%!

Hypnotist: You are all very good players

Team: We are all very good players.

Hypnotist: You will beat Shelbyville.

Team: We will beat Shelbyville.

Hypnotist: You will give 110 percent.

Team: That's impossible no one can give more than 100 percent. By definition that's the most any one can give.

The Simpsons

I think it was season 3 of 24 that applies here. I think it was that season where nation A did a terrorist attack on nation B, framed nation C so that nation D, B, and A could attack C.

I would put equal odds on Israel doing it, Iran doing it, or us doing it.

Anyone have Sirius and heard the Roast of Zakk Wylde? Best line is from Jim Norton who said:

Duff McKagen from Guns N Roses is here. When you hear someone from GNR is coming and you see Duff, it is a lot like turning on the Three Stooges and seeing Shemp.