Doesn't their lipstick and mascara smear under those hot hoods?

#7 | Posted by like at 2008-11-26 03:08 PM

Of course it smears. But when you consider how comfortable the long white robes can be over the lady's underthings, it all makes sense. Picture Jesse Helms in Hell, wearing a garterbelt and fishnets. Works for me!

I'm concerned that the "Pray away teh gay" treatment only made the poor guy crazy.

Messing with other's computers in the PC lab is a serious no-no, usually good for a suspension from PC use. If someone actually lost their work, the little asshole should have been suspended from school. Arrested is a little strong, though.

I like Reuben the Grinning Idiot in the background, mugging for the camera during Sarah Palin's big event.

I love turkey. I am roasting the first bird of the gorging season as I type. I plan to do at least three more. First attack is roast turkey with all the trimmings, pie w/coolwhip, stuffing, pie w/ice cream, cranberry sauce, plain pie, etc., etc. Than it's leftovers until the next one is thawed. Repeat. Repeat again. Repeat again. I loves the roast turkey. Obviously, at least four turkeys have to die for me to eat like this.

In early September I went to the bank to roll over an IRA CD, and the "personal banker" and I got to talking about the market and such. I said I thought the market would be cratering before the end of the year, and get below 6,000 before the end of January. The lady asked why, and I told her my opinion that asset valuation is rife with fraud, and that used cars and previously-existing real estate are the worst of the lot. The lady was polite because I was a depositor, but I felt she thought I was nuts, and that she wanted to end the conversation as soon as possible. I have been thinking of dropping in on her again, and saying, "neener, neener!"

Perhaps the couple whose wife was raped will have the sense to drop this asshole from their circle of friends. It's time for a civil suit.

To begin, I really like the music Ted Nugent makes. His guitar strangling is among the best.

Having said that, if he would keep his free-association rants bottled up inside, he would be a more likable person, and probably come up with better songs. I really dislike entertainers who believe that having a microphone offered to them means anyone really cares what they think.

I cannot afford to buy books. That's why I use the local Public Library for my books. I read two or three books every month. Then there's all the periodicals . . .

john47-USAF

My wife and I both voted early in Wisconsin. There was just one mark on each ballot, for a straight Democratic ticket! Fuck you, John McCain. Go Obama!

I am another Vietnam Veteran, and under Wisconsin law, I voted early this afternoon. I voted a straight Democratic ticket on my absentee ballot. Fuck you George Bush. Fuck you too, John McCain!

Under Wisconsin law, I voted early this afternoon. I voted a straight Democratic ticket on my absentee ballot. Fuck you George Bush. Fuck you too, John McCain!

Ta-da-a-a-a-a

Her eye is not appropriately puffy for having been recently punched. The discoloring looks like mascara.

The "B" is backwards, as if it might have been self-inflicted using a mirror.

I calling a Tawana Brawley incident.

Gag Me with a spoon. Ashley Olsen looks anorexic to Me. NASTY

Larry

#23 | Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-10-20 01:17

Given the notoriety of your obesity LarryM, I suspect you find Fat Albert to be too thin.

And it's Mary Kate who went through the anorexia scare.

(And if you really don't think Ashley is hot, then you probably prefer men anyway. So your opinion on this topic carries less "weight" in any case.)

#24 | Posted by moder8 at 2008-10-20 01:21 AM

She said you'll get me when I'm old and wizened
And not a day before that
The devil said honey it won't be that long
Besides I like to see a little more fat
Yea I like to see a little more fat
You know I like to see a little more fat - "Honey White" by Morphine

this one's easy

it fell like crazy when they saw the poll of double digit for obama who will tax investors out the wazzo and when they saw the poll over the weekend tighten by 4 it made them feel a LITTLE bit better......

just think how low they will go IF barry gets his capital gains tax raised?????????

#16 | Posted by bushlovertwo

When the market collapses, there are NO capital gains to tax. Relax. Twist up a fattie. Spark it up. Relax.

Machine trading or dead cat bounce . . . stay tuned!

" My friends, would one of you just shoot that fucking nigger for me?"

Expect burning Rascals in the streets and police pummelled by Maalox bottles when Obama wins.

At least we're seeing who the Republicans really are.

#9 | Posted by northguy3

"Will no one rid me of this troublesome priest?" - Richard II

And we all should know how that ends...Peter O'Toole flagellating himself in penance...great movie!

JOHN47

ROLLING F'ING STONE????

Is that where you get your unbiased political news?

Let me tell you exactly what Rolling Stone political articles state.

Democrats/Good, Republicans/Bad.

Now you don't even have to read the political articles anymore. You can just take a big hit from the bong and read the reviews for the lastest Phish CD.

Rolling Stone...give me a break.

#66 | Posted by ChiTownGuy

As many people did who went to college in the early 1970's, I learned to do a proper library research paper. The Rolling Stone article was a jumping-off point for some Internet research, which is what people do now. Google a few topic sentence ideas from the article, and see what you find. Instead of denigrating people who might know more than you, you should do some research on your own.

I don't smoke dope, and I resent your implication. Do you get all of your talking points from Faux News and Rush Limpbone?

The few of you who so proudly claim to be reading people should be reading the newest Rolling Stone to see what a total shitstain Johnny McPOW was, is, and probably always will be!

They got nothing, and now they will resort to the fifties racial slur, hollering "nigger, nigger, nigger,..." until the election. These republican shitstains are incredible.

The only immunization for this brain cancer is mockery! SNL was great last night, and "The Daily Show" and the "Colbert Report" are right there, too. Larry Flynt is getting into the mix with a porn film featuring a Palin lookalike. The campaign is getting weirder and better every day, and I love it!

Americans do not want to seriously tax rich people because they suffer from a collective delusion that they might be rich some day, and then they would have to pay higher taxes. Keep buying those lottery tickets, folks!

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If you don't owe anybody any money, have no stocks, and have plenty of canned goods and toilet paper, you should be okay! Otherwise, pucker up your asshole, it's gonna be a wild ride!

I'm glad that both this banker and Paul Newman are dead.
The both deserved it. The banker for being a banker, and Paul Newman for that horrible dressing and Cars.

#25 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-09-29

I disagree. There is a kharmic balance that has to be maintained. Now I am really waiting for a total asshole to die to balance out the loss of Paul Newman. Sort of like what happened when Dr. Seuss died and he was balanced out by Klaus Barbie.