"never spent a summer in Fla"

Only someone really, really, really stupid would do that.

Really stupid ...

We drove to Orlando recently.
Well, I still have the same Porsche we did it in.
We were passed by a towed double-wide half at 80 MPH; Shingles streaming.

WE were going 80. Got it?

"Hurricane wind shingle test," I mumbled.

Hopefully the sea will rise quickly and very, very high.

Posted by Zatoichi at 2008-07-04 05:17 PM

This coming from someone who lives in a state that claims Duhbya as it's own.

Fuck you, your Porsche, and the more than likely surgically enhanced whore you stick your withered prick into.

Oh yeah, Max is burning in kitty hell.

So a book of fairy tales made us what we are.

Quite the imagination.

One of these days, dave, when the islamics put shaira (or whatever the fuck it is)law on you, cut off your wife's toes because she isnt in line with islam or force you to grow a beard, you will learn to appreciate people like me, because we will be living in a free america, one that is free of islam. You will be able to see it, across the field while you are listening to friday prayer's over the loudspeaker's..

Posted by boaz at 2008-07-04 01:13 PM

Get over yourself.

Apparently this douche has never spent a summer in Fla.

Just what we need, another fucking bibile thumper.

No that wasn't mis-spelled.

I don't know about you, but I'm teaching mine, "No minorities."

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-07-02 02:49 PM

Done.

he IS THE ALTERNATIVE VOICE>

so he's there.....GET USED TO IT>.......

Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-07-02 05:58 PM

Hmmm.Bootlicker.If conservatives "rule the airwaves" as you and the other republisheep like to bleat, then what exactly is Ruuuusshhh the alternative to?

"But if you want to attribute whatever some individual does to "the left," two can play at that game."

Wow. How intimidating.

Posted by JOE at 2008-07-02 04:26 PM

Joe's an old pro at "handling" two at a time.
Right Punkin?

"He never did marry."

You don't know that. There's is abundant evidence that Jesus was married, if you know what the fuck you are talking about.

Clearly, you do not know what you are talking about. You just spout shit.

Posted by vernon at 2008-07-02 11:55 AM | Reply |

How christian of you, Spermin!

Whoa, don't tell Hussein Osama its for President of the US... He and Michelle are still convinced its for CEO of Popeye's...

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-07-02 03:27 PM

...says the hypocrite who whines when someone cracks on anything jewish.

Am I wrong GZ Jr.?

And I am back to work.

Posted by MURPHY at 2008-07-02 03:23 PM

Those pesky blisters finally clear up?

Ankles Up, Dumbass!

Actually it was about American security, but if Bill Moyers want to believe it was about purple butterflies, that ok by me.

Posted by Burt

Security from what?

Posted by RastaCyborg at 2008-07-02 06:07 PM

Depends on what he hears on Ruuuushhhh!

Funny how angry liberals always seem to asses blame and whine about everything yet they can offer little in the way of solution other then making someone else to pay the tab

(No different then Dick Chaney with a different angle).

Posted by SlowSVT at 2008-07-02 06:02 PM

speaking of "paying tabs", who is gonna get stuck paying for the War For Oil?

By the way, it's Dick "Cheney".

Carry On.

Speaking of "Ankles UP", it's BootLickerToo!

Bush Lite?

And, and, I got to be first on BOTH of them!

How many people can claim that?!

Posted by member2586 at 2008-07-02 01:09 PM

If that's the hightlight of your day, you need a job.

That will take the decision-making process away from parole board members, judges and probation officers.

Posted by MURPHY at 2008-07-02 03:05 PM

Ankles Up!

The biggest reason why violent criminals get out early is because we fill our prisons with non-violent drug offenders.

Posted by rcade at 2008-07-02 10:25 AM

It's the War On Drugs! We're gonna win it!

Sincerely,

Any Douche bag who has never smoked weed.

You know who you are.

I'm already used to the high gas prices. I have enough disposable income that it allows me to continue consuming at will. For all you democrat supporters, I hope you have fun riding the buses.

Posted by Republican4ever at 2008-07-02 01:05 PM

So you're a HIGH priced male "escort".

Go figure.

Ankles Up!

Posted by MURPHY at 2008-06-30 02:16 PM

Ankles Up, Wench.

and YES,,,,,,just a small example of liberal dems running our lives from the womb to the tomb.....

Posted by bushlovertwo at 2008-07-01 04:49 PM

Kinda like conservative "christians" ( mostly men)
telling a woman what to do with her body?

You're such an asshole.

au - no, he's never had any health problems other than accidents in his woodworking ventures. he's of the mind that people die when they die regardless of how they live. he'll be 44 in a couple of weeks.

Posted by nanc at 2008-07-01 12:37 AM | Reply

He's gonna be 44 and you go to Branson? Hell, he's probably 44 going on 70.

you're talking out of your ass.

Posted by SanAntonioRogue at 2008-07-01 10:14 AM

It's the Chairpoodle. Of course he's talking out of his ass.