Get rid of the standing army and remove all bases overseas. Get rid of the FDA, EPA, FAA, FCC, DHS. Privatize the police, fire departments, schools. Get rid of medicare, medicaid, social security. Sell all federal highways to private industry and turn them into toll roads.
We could get a net positive out of this, how could any real Republican complain, unless they were a poser.
It's all good. I think the coastal states should band together and come up with a multi-state standard for textbooks. I'm pretty sure the pacific and northeast states have more kids combined than Texas. Pass the idea around, maybe it will catch on.