I wonder if this means that Senator Craig will also be taking a wider stance on abortion?

Given the current state of Christmas, Jesus can probably relate.

Sombody ought to tell those West Virginians that O'Bama is actually Irish and not Black:

www.latimes.com

www.youtube.com

Do you think they'll buy it?

Posted by member2586 at 2008-05-10 03:00 PM | Reply

They'll just assume he's Catholic and he'll go down to an even worse defeat.

And the ANTWATS of the world can only snivel and cry! LOL...LOL...LOL

Posted by DoubtingThomas at 2008-05-10 02:46 PM | Reply

Actually that wasn't snivelling or crying .... it was making fun of you for following so lemming-like behind a fat, draft-dodging, thrice-divorced, drug-addicted, college drop out loudmouth.

I'm not even a Democrat.

But, you go on with your bad self.

I agree with the sentiment. But, I'd take it one step further and say that the difference between the Clintons, the Bushes and a bag of shit is the bag.

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Posted by DoubtingThomas at 2008-05-10 02:06 PM | Reply

Did Rush send you the Operation Chaos value pack?

For only $19.95 you get:

An Operation Chaos T-shirt,
A free trial issue of the Limbaugh letter,
2 vials of illegally-obtained Oxycontin,
A lifetime supply of viagra,
A round trip ticket to Thailand, and,
A box of X-tra small condoms.

Enjoy!

This is all part of Hillary's new Southern strategy since her former "big state" strategy is in the shitter.

It's a little late, Hil.

Beat it, will ya?

My bet: Jeb if it's a boy, and Jeraldine if it's a girl.

Posted by rcade at 2008-05-09 06:58 PM | Reply

I'm putting my money on Jehosaphat and Jezebel. Why not? And, I heard today they are actually expecting #19, because she's carrying TWINS!

I'm hoping, for their sakes, that this is just a rumor.

No urn or gravesite ....

Posted by Jawjaboy at 2008-05-09 10:16 PM | Reply

No, but you could have a Thermos.

Best wishes, Oorah. Be thankful you don't live in Burma.

"Ward, 57, a former Roman Catholic priest,"

All I need to know.

Posted by Dumb_as_Rocks at 2008-05-09 11:07 AM | Reply

He's also now a former liberal radio commentator.

Why don't you need to know that, too?

BTW: Are all people in radio fat, loud-mouthed perverts?

I hope this wasn't the real reason she was fired, and just the way its being spun. Being a good looking woman in a bikini in Florida, is no reason to be fired... It was on her own time, and I can't see how this would effect her teaching, except that no boy in her class could leave his desk to write on the chalk board...

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-05-09 11:38 AM | Reply

No, teachers are supposed to look like the school marm from Little House on the Prairie.

Her cans are fucking huge!

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-05-09 11:24 AM | Reply

True, and that counts for something.

But, she's a little on the skanky side.

"A Clinton campaign spokesman said Thursday that the campaign won't support any proposal that gives Clinton less than the delegates she earned winning the primary."

Hill-arious.

So which one is black, Roberts or Alito? Holy crap, they must grow them stupid where you come from.

Posted by Reagan58 at 2008-05-09 10:55 AM | Reply

Well, there was some one on here not long ago arguing that Italians aren't really white .... So, I guess it's Alito.

Can one of you computer kats link us to the thread that first appeared on the Retort when the news initially broke?

It would be interesting to see the responses.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-05-09 10:03 AM | Reply

Hans .... Hans?

We know you have a card catalog of everything that has ever been said on here.

Com'on El Dorko, say what you really want to.

You don't want to see Howard Dean at the convention saying;

"As chairman of the Democratic committee, it's a pleasure to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...nigger."

Posted by LeeAtwater at 2008-05-09 10:43 AM | Reply

No, but Corko can't wait to hear Obama's response:

"'Scuze me while I whip 'dis out"

This blog is almost as small as the group of Dems still supporting Hillary.

Posted by danni at 2008-05-09 10:27 AM | Reply

Is there an "Oh, Snap!" flag?

The cattle are prowlin',
The coyotes are howlin'
Way out where the doggies roam
Where spurs are a jinglin'
And the cowboy is singing
His lonesome cattle call

He rides in the sun
'Til his days work is done
And he rounds up the cattle each fall
Singing his cattle call

For hours he would ride
On the range far and wide
When the night wind blows up and slow
His heart is a feather
In all kinds of weather
He sings his cattle call

He's browned as a fairy
From ridin' the prairie
And he sings with an western drawl
Singing his cattle call

You being homophobic does not equal me being gay, Shirl.

If you are scared of nuts, perhaps you should avoid being so...... squirrelly.

Posted by Corky at 2008-05-07 03:20 PM | Reply

You're right, Corky. I'm scared of gay people. And, you aren't gay.

And, Hillary has a chance.

Peace.

Wait! You can't say that! That implies that being gay is "negative" in some sort of "funny" way! That's outrageous!

-Danforth the Theater Accountant

Posted by JOE at 2008-05-07 03:03 PM | Reply

Funny Flag!

'K?

"Your homophobic .... retort aside"

Posted by Corky at 2008-05-07 03:00 PM | Reply

I'm not scared of you because you're gay, Corky. I'm scared of you because you're nuts.

Who said I'm a liberal, BTW?

Either way, I found out today that Corky is a guy, and that's very disturbing...

Posted by cookfish at 2008-05-07 02:34 PM | Reply

Yeah. He's a guy who ends sentences with "'K?" In light of that, my guess is Corky's hobbies include shopping and musical theatre.

She spent all the money from her book and her Senate salary. Her campaign was in debt and probably still is.

How fiscally responsible.

Posted by Pirate at 2008-05-07 12:51 PM | Reply

Her willingness to throw dollars at a lost cause is positively Bushesque.

Well, let me tell Mr Daschle that if my vote is a moot point now, he can consider it a moot point in November, too.

Posted by Corky at 2008-05-07 11:07 AM | Reply

Aren't you from Florida?

I don't think Mr. Dasch-hole is going to worry too much since you'll inadvertently vote for Pat Buchanan anway.

"Irrelevant, unless he has 2024
Posted by Corky at 2008-04-26 10:41 PM"

Oh, wait, what's that Mr. Wolfson? Goalpost shift? Yesssssir! Right away, sir!

"It'll be over when someone reaches 2209.
Posted by Corky at 2008-05-07 11:07 AM "

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2008-05-07 11:17 AM | Reply

Too funny.

It'll be over when someone reaches 2209.

Posted by Corky at 2008-05-07 11:07 AM | Reply

We'll all know it's over when Seaton Begg shows up here to explain to us that Obama's having earned 2209 pledged delegates is insignificant.

It's not over!

Hillary won Indiana -- the only bumfuck red state that matters.

Delusionally,

Corky