Your "God" is/was obviously an Alien. Ezekiel was obviously describing a UFO.
#109 | Posted by donnerboy at 2013-12-06
I watch that "Ancient Aliens" show now and again. I'm not sure why, except out of some adolescent habit. The people, and the ideas on it, are painfully inadequate.
I guess my main fun watching is to poke holes in apparently earnest arguments made by apparently earnest people who, in their absolute conviction they are correct, failed to notice that aren't even able to tap into the intellectual advantages of a solid high school education.
Its all "obvious" to you because you need it all to be. Asserting the existence of Aliens is your way of conceptualizing God in a manner in which you feel you can master the concept.
You and Jesus will laugh about it together over a cup of truly amazing coffee, after He's reviewed your life with you and given you the Talk.
Yes, I think you'll get into Heaven. The first person to state that you don't deserve it will be you.
Afterwards, perhaps you'll get the chance to picnic with other departed beings from earths yet unknown who really did have flying saucers.
It will be uproarious. A better time neither you or those dead aliens can possibly imagine.