ITS TIME FOR CHRIS DODD AND BARNEY FRANK TO GO!!!

#56 | Posted by obamacrackshack at 2008-09-29 03:58 AM |

But is there anyway we can find a way to let George Bush and Dick Cheney stay?

Please...Pretty Please !!!

This has Dick Cheney's excrement all over it.

Cheney wants to attack Iran so badly it is turning him into a lunatic and he knows he is running out of time.

This indeed may be the October surprise folks !

I just knew John McCain would save us !!

Funny--maybe a tad too long--

#1 | Posted by MURPHY at 2008-09-28 04:33 PM

You must be joking ! I could have watched this skit for and hour I almost pee'd my pants it was so funny.

In spite of the sad reality of the incompetence of this women, this is the only thing the American people can salvage. .. HUMOR.. After next Thursday Nights debate with Joe Biden and SNL's next Tina Fey Skit, this ladies next move (my guess) will be to seriously consider pulling her name from the ticket if it's not already done for her.

Joe Liberman will step in quickly

Drudge poll on what will be Sarah Palin's excuse for having to cancel Thursday's debate with Joe Biden:

A.) Sarah Palins daughter Bristol has serious pregnancy complications and Sarah will have to be with her.

B.) First Dude Todd Palin is involved in an accident in which he hits a Moose with his pick-up truck and is seriously Injured.

D.) Palins son Tread is accused of homosexual activity in his first deployment to Iraq and she must be with him at this troubling time.

E.) Sarah Palin is secretly pregnant again and isn't telling anyone until now claiming her water has just broke again.

Please cast your vote accordingly !!

We are trully a Fascist country now.

There can no longer be any denial of it.

CNN BREAKING NEWS !!!!

"Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol is having trouble with her pregnancy. Palin cancels October 2nd debate with Joe Biden indefinitely!! "

or

"Sarah Palin is having significant urination frequency problems and must cancel the debate with Senator Biden"

Anybody want this bet ???

The DOW went up 121 Points yesterday...I hope the economic crisis continues !!!

Thank John McCain you Maverick !! Even though you said you would suspend your campaign until a firm bailout bill was in place in Congress on the economy...you are so fucking good and solved this crisis so effectively...you could continue your campaign without the deal even being iin place !!!

I'm voting for you John MCain...because you're one goy who has got his shit together

My real worry is that if we leave Iraq ...they will follow us home and attack all of us here in America.

Or a yardstick. There were some moments McCain was trying to school Obama.

#724 | Posted by crispee_oc at 2008-09-27 09:28 AM | Reply

On how to suspend your Presidential campaign claiming there is an economic crisis and then change your mind less than 24 hours later?

Wouldn't it be great if McCain brought a walking cane with him to the next debate and tried to hit Obama with it every time he got pissed off?

Barry really kicked McCain in the Balls with his comment about McCain singing the "BOMB BOMB BOMB....BOMB BOMB IRAN" song.

McCain was so angry he may have put a few brown skid marks in his "Depends" underwear.

McCain is a bitter angry old man who would not even look Obama in the eye.

The Surge is working when we now have more soldiers in Iraq than when the surge started and we will win in Iraq when there is nothing to win.

This is all McCain has !!

McCain is nothing but an angry bitter pathetic old man.

What a sad day for Republicans and America.

The Palin / Biden debate will prove how much John McCain puts his "country first" in his decisions.

"Ain't she great folks ?...I can't wait to introduce her Washington"...where she can make a total ass out of herself even more than she already has.

Give John McCain one Viagra moment with her that he's lusting for and we can get rid of both of them after Johnny has a heart attack.

I'd bring Mitt Romney in to mediate.

#17 | Posted by wisgod at 2008-09-26 10:41 AM | Reply

Would you bring him with his magic Morman diaper on or off?

Obama has been contributing to this problem for years

#253 | Posted by HillBillyJihad at 2008-09-26 03:25 PM

DAMN IT... Anyone with a brain knows this is Bill Clintons fault...and so is the Iraq war...and Hurricane Katrina...and...and...and

I know this terrible...but it seems like everytime they show John McCain around Washington, Joe Lieberman is walking by his side. Could they...no.. they couldn't be closet Gay lovers.

Could they???

George W. Bush once made an open claim to his "2000" Campaign staff which is on video that he believed "GOD" wanted him to be President.

I wish someone would ask him now if he feels the same way.

Q. Senator Obama, you,ve stated many times that you will reduce taxes for 95% of families and only raise taxes on 5% and reduce the deficit. However with all of the programs you have proposed you are about $200B short in the balance sheet and we already have a deficit of 400.

A. Well when I bring us home from Iraq that will save us $10 Billion a month that the assholes in the previous administration have been pissing away for the last 5 years.

Lets do the math... I'm $200 Billion Short.

$200 Billion devided by $10 Billion a month = 20 Months

I'll have the short fall covered in 20 months.

I'm voting for Obama...the Guy is one smart dude !!

Speaking of Bob Dole....Do you know how you can tell Bob Dole has had a rough night of sex with "Liddy"?

"Liddy" has a bunch of pen holes in her back the next morning!

"John McCain was against having the debate before he was for it"...DUH

John McCain...Once again putting.. "Country First"...by attending tonights debate after saying less than 24 hours ago that he would not attend and that he suspend his campaign unless a financial bailout deal was brokered and in place before tonight.

HEY JOHNNY BOY ! THERE AIN'T NO FUCKING DEAL !!

What a fucking comedy act this knucklehead is.

"My Friends...I can save the United States of America for financial disaster and attend a Presidential debate at the same time.

"I'm your guy"

P.S. "I was in a concentration camp in Vietnam for 4 years too !"

Would someone please have this idiot committed to an retirement home?

But he's gonna pay another $5500 for a make-over, so I suppose it'll be worth it.

#55 | Posted by northguy3 at 2008-09-26 12:32 PM | Reply

And also he will wear (3) sets of "depends" so he makes sure he makes it thru the debate without having to leave early for pooping his pants.