It's rugby, not soccer, and the All Blacks would beat the hell out of the Oakland Raiders whether the Haka intimidated them or not. Rugby players take all of the physical abuse that an american football player takes, and we do it without any pads.

HAHAHA, pads, just like the ones that cover any other pussy for a week every month. ;)

I still play, I've been playing for about 12 years. My wife keeps bandaging me up and asking me to stop, I keep telling her that when I retire from work I'll think about giving those young guys a break. ;)

Here is a list that someone sent me some time ago:

It's fun if you can get off a silent one when you're in line at the grocery store, then just walk away and leave your spouse there waiting for everything to get rang up. It's one of the few ways to find out if someone really loves you.

I watched a guy get fired for farting once upon a time, it was funny.

I love the way everyone looks for the easy way out. Bad news, guys, there simply isn't one. People ask me all the time how to get into and/or stay in shape, but NO ONE wants to hear the answer. I bet if I told the next lard ass who comes up to me and asks me about it that if he was to take a 12 incher every day for 6 weeks he would start slimming down he would think about it for a minute then say something like "well, would a big veiny realistic looking dildo work just as good?"

So long as people such as NoGov fail to understand that suicide is almost always the result of mental illness, and not the result of clear deliberative mental processes, tragedies like this will continue.

#4 | Posted by moder8 at

Listen, this kid and anyone else who wants to commit suicide, on the internet or otherwise, can find sympathy between shit and syphilis in a dictionary. He didn't want to be alive anymore, now he's not, big fucking deal.

Remember to wash it down with a diet Coke.

#7 | Posted by OohRah at

I would sooner drink piss than soda, diet or not. It's all bad.

Low carb and no carb diets are a piss poor idea, your body needs them. Why not just eat a balanced diet and get a good amount of exercise?

Hell, I want more carbs, I wouldn't be able to run for miles and miles and miles and miles without them. I think I'm going to have me a mashed potato and noodle footlong sub on white bread with a side of rice for lunch.

I encourage anyone who wants to commit suicide to do so, and if there is anything I can do to assist you just ask.

Like my uncle after a bout with testicular cancer, Adolph was half nuts.

It is so funny to read posts from folks who don't get Sarah Palin and her appeal to millions and millions of people in this country--and abroad.

#13 | Posted by MURPHY

It's funny to read posts from people who think there is anything to "get." She is nothing more than an extreme case of what happens when a guy wants a piece of ass. I "get" it, I've seen it quite often throughout my adult life, so has everyone else. Those things on the front of her, on her chest there, that's not where she keeps her spare brains.

As for the 7 million, if I had that kind of coin to toss around I'd do it, but I would stipulate that each and every word and every bit of work on the "book" had to come from her. I wonder how many people would "get" her after reading it.

grow your own, brew your own, saw your own, barter.

use the us dollar to wipe your ass with.

#73 | Posted by Legio

Don't drink, don't smoke, house is heated with a corn burner. I do shoot dinner from time to time and I have a skilled trade which puts me in a decent spot.

I'm no Bush supporter,

#9 | Posted by LibertineJoseph

Anyone else noticed that it's kind of hard to find bush supporters these days?

Think back to 2000, I know you had arguments and disagreements with people you know, I did too. Anyone with any sense at all was telling the mental midgets among us how fucked we were about to be, they were telling us that he was the 2nd coming of Jesus Harold Christ, only this time he wasn't on a grilled cheese or a dog's ass or whatever. In those arguments that you were having someone was right, and someone couldn't have been more incorrect. Bring this up to them every chance you get, tell them that the country and the world thanks them.

Who gives a fuck?

#47 | Posted by 101Chairborne at

You're the one crying like a little bitch because anyone with a little sense knew president cod piece was going to fuck it up right long before he did, so I suppose you should or do or what the fuck ever. . . .

I think you're trying a little too hard to rewrite recent history and doing an awful job of it.

#39 | Posted by 101Chairborne at

I'm not trying to re-write anything. I said from day 1 that that he was going to wreck shit, and it kind of looks like I was right.

I know, I know, if I'm still alive in 50 years I will know and understand the genius of his presidency, we all will.

Yeah, the failed veep candidate usually does come back and win their party's nomination, happens all the time. . .

#24 | Posted by bushlovertwo

Just like the hand job who is quoted in the propaganda piece, errr, I mean article, you are making the assumption that the reason the question is asked is is so they can weed out gun owners. Why don't you open some kind of future predicting/ mind reading/ fortune telling business of some sort? You'd make millions, you are obviously very gifted in this area.

So when the one wants to take over the gov't--it will be easier if the flock does not have guns at the house.

#15 | Posted by MURPHY at

Yeah, because everyone knows we would stand a snaw balls' chance in hell in an "armed" rebellion, seriously. . . .

How can anyone question her qualifications? Look, she's has a retarded baby. Let there be no mistake about it, she WILL wave it around after a speech like it's the fucking Stanley Cup and she just scored the winner in the final seconds of game 7. If that doesn't convince you she will invite the media over to film her cooking dinner in a suit. How's that for qualified?

I point to all of the McCain signs still up when I'm driving with my family, we all get a good laugh out of it. Today we saw one, there was also a white Obama sign sitting next to it with a red circle around the outside with a line through it spray painted on it.

This article is awesome!

"Question 59 provides clear insight into how Obama and his people perceive firearm owners," said ISRA Executive Director Richard Pearson. "The questionnaire poses a number of questions asking the applicant to reveal any unethical activities, or embarrassing Internet chats, then wraps up by asking if anyone in the applicant's family owns a firearm. Obviously, Obama feels that owning a firearm is akin to talking dirty in Internet chat rooms."

The application also requires that you give your name, it's obvious that he feels that guys named Richard Pearson might be half fucking retarded.

This is as good as it gets when it comes to right wing music:

He should have done it the old fashioned way and ate twinkies untill he was ready explode.