I prefer getting my energy boost the old-fashion way bitchslapping a liberal. Plus it's free!

Alexander the Great introduced kissing to the Western World? At least now I know who to blame

Oops boring loser nerd thread I'm outta here

When it hits $10 a gallon I might start feeling sorry for you you fatass cage drivers but probably not cause you'll still drive places easily within walking distance you lazy fat fucks

A dumb law as are all laws passed under the BS known as the War On Drugs

Be more interesting if it had a mohawk

Be more interesting if it had a mohawk

Other than in a stew I hate snakes and don't understand wanting one for a pet but I'll be damned if the state has any say in whether someone can or can't have one just because they have a kid

I agree legalize meth and every other drug the War On Drugs only legacy is crime, violence and corruption

I would love for Paul to win Maine and use it as a springboard to cruise all the way to the White House but lets face it Americans give lip service to liberty nowadays and are content to be led by the nose by Big Government Democrats and Republicans

I'm not worried I cook 'em to at least a 165 degree internal temperature

Anybody who thinks these punks are providing a public service is a friggin' moron governments will use this type of BS as an excuse to monitor and restrict everybody elses internet use

Even though I've enjoyed lobster since I was a tyke Red Lobster sucks and that a judge sentenced some guy to eat there only proves my point

How many doctorates in goat fucking....er goat herding do the Pakis need?

Best strip club I ever went to was in Clearwater FL the dancers could only wear costumes that made 1950's bikinis look daring but damn the lap dances more than made up for the lack of skin

The reduction of women to objects to satisfy men? Pray tell when is the last time a chick cooked an edible meal from scratch after spending the day cleaning the house and doing the laundry

Madonna stalker? Sorry I refuse to click on a link to an Onion story

So what they're saying is Injuns have no willpower. The noble redman is gonna end up with egg on his face just for filing this lawsuit

I'm sorry what changed the insurers aren't gonna cover birth control as a freebie

I have mixed feelings about this but that doesn't matter it's a local issue I don't think the states have any business sticking their noses in it either

At the rate the feds are going they're going to have to devote a task force and several advanced mainframes to tracking little old me

Congress and the President will do their darnest to find a patriotic reason to attack Iran and later when the idea becomes unpopular find some obscure George W Bush policy to use as a scapegoat about how they were misled

Take the money you're willing to invest in gold and buy some 25 year old Scotch instead at least if it loses value you can still savor it

Don't fuck with me Chrissy

As tragic as your life's story Chrissy? (I figured I might as well spam Murphy's thread too since she's obviously worried it's gonna die from lack of responces)