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Sunday, November 08, 2009

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. There are just over 100 people in the world serving sentences of life without the possibility of parole for crimes they committed as juveniles in which no one was killed. All are in the United States. And 77 of them are here in Florida.

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Saturday, November 07, 2009

The Capitol Hill gathering of Teabaggig wackdoodles recently put together by GOP starlet Michele Bachmann featured loons waving signage displaying Holocaust imagery and anti-Semitic messages. Although condemned by many, inclding Nobel laureate and Holocaust survivor Elie Wisel -- who found the messaging "indecent and disgusting" -- these over-the-top displays of paranoiac politics have thus far provoked scant criticism from the GOP "leadership." (Once exception: Virginia congressman Eric Cantor, described a banner showing a pile of dead Holocaust victims captioned "National Socialist Health Care: Dachau, Germany - 1945" as "inappropriate.")

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When it's a choice between strengthening the Patriot Act, or showing up for the Tea Party Patriots, what's a GOP lawmaker to do? We'll give you one guess...

Several Republican members of Congress blew off votes on the signature anti-terror legislation of the post 9/11 era to attend Michele Bachmann's Tea Party rally against health-care reform.


Thursday, November 05, 2009

Although Capitol Police say no more than 4,000 wackdoodles showed up for the Michele Bachmann-induced "Kill the Bill" anti-reality demonstration by frenzied teabaggers on Capitol Hill on Friday, riightie fave G. Gordon Liddy estimated the crowd size at around 1 million. A corporate front group founded by Koch Industries billionaire David Koch bussed wingnuts in for the non-event. Which rendered one GOP congressman's claim that people "paid for [the bus transportation] themselves" beyond laughable.

How stoopid do the sheeples' think the herd is? Purrty goshdarn stoopid.


Republicans are learning an unpleasant lesson: The only thing worse than having no health-care reform plan is releasing a bad one, getting thrashed by CBO and making the House Democrats look good in comparison.

It's one thing to keep your cards close to your chest. It's another to lay them out on the table and show everyone that you have no hand, and aren't even totally sure how to play the game.

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Comments

They need to play the statement regarding this bill being a greater threat to our national well-being than any terrorist attack over and over again.
#324 | Posted by A_Citizen

Holy shit! I just chipped a tooth on my bagel and splashed latte all over my laptop. This is grrrrrrrrreat! Here's the rough script:

SCREEN IMAGE: Young mother and baby, visting with physician.

VOICE OVER: Imogene Coca and her baby Jethro were able to have Jethro's hairlip fixed, his cerebal palsy cured, and his teeny weeny little baby heart mended, in spite of Congressman Bad Ol' Republican voting to deny the little tyke and his mom what they needed. Here's how our elected representative, Congressman Bad Ol' Republican, described the bill he voted against, the one that saved Jethro's mom and gave Jethro a chance at achieving the American Dream...

IMAGE OF CONGRESSMAN BAD OL' REPUBLICAN FILLS SCREEN: "...a greater threat to our national well-being than any terrorist attack..."

SCREEN IMAGE: A passenger jet flies across a sky superimposed over the face of Osama Bin Laden and into a WTC tower, explodes, fiery jet fuel cascading through the air, streaming through the shattered building.

IMAGE OF CONGRESSMAN BAD OL' REPUBLICAN FILLS SCREEN: "...a greater threat to our national well-being than any terrorist attack..."

CUT TO: Another plane filies across the Bin Laden sky into the WTC south tower with similar results

IMAGE OF CONGRESSMAN BAD OL' REPUBLICAN FILLS SCREEN: "...a greater threat to our national well-being than any terrorist attack..."

CUT TO: Image of Lil' Jethro, gurgling in his mom's arms.

VOICE OVER: Really, Congressman Bad Ol' Republican?

IMAGE OF CONGRESSMAN BAD OL' REPUBLICAN FILLS SCREEN: "...a greater threat to our national well-being than any terrorist attack..."

VOICE OVER: Don't you think it's about time you got your priorities straight, Congressman?


Yeah! Over and over and over and over and over again! Hey, when I get my toof fixed and my computer repaired, is there anything you'd like? A box of ceegars? A bike?
~Rahm

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