Old Senescent is begging for more mordita.

"Charlie never missed an opportunity to remind us of the Judeo-Christian principles of our nation's founding, or to share his deep Christian faith. In his final moments Charlie testified to the greatness of America, and to the glory of our savior with whom he now rests in Heaven. Charlie Kirk was a martyr for truth and for freedom. And from Socrates ... and to Saint Peter, from Abraham Lincoln to Martin Luther King, those who change history the most"and he really did"have always risked their lives for causes they were put on earth to defend."

No Donnie, he was a nasty punk who kissed your huge arse wherever and whenever he could.
Something I doubt you'd find on the agendas of the other folks you dishonored by comparing them to that grifter.

People killed in international waters by US forces.
With no evidence, other than the word of proud liars, presented.
So far, it's just murder, pure and simple.
Living in a nation following the "standards" of a greedy, senile felon.
So much complicity, so little courage.

The only network that's signed on to this is the same one that hired ... no, wait for it ... Matt Gaetz, King Donald's first choice for Attorney General.

If only Trump had a decent brain that wasn't trapped in a dementia death spiral ... who knows? Why, once upon a time he might even have been educable. But those days and that opportunity are, clearly, long gone (if they were ever really a possibility). So we are left with this quivering mess of incontinent incompetence.

Exhibit A: This dumbcluck is evidently incapable of grasping the simplest economic concept, other than thievery.

"But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time - I turned to the right."

Old Senescent was sitting on his butt in the WH that January day.
Stubbornly refusing to intervene, eating burgers, tossing ketchup against the walls.
Because he didn't like watching his coup come unraveled on live TV.
Note that phrase "sitting on his butt in the WH."
Because he was the president.
Of the United States of America.
But ... and this is crucial ... he doesn't know that.
He's forgotten he was POTUS.
Person ... woman man ... camera ... TV!

That shot is missing the lipstick.

Whatever is in those Epstein files Trump and his minions like Mike Johnson are in such a flop-sweat to keep buried, it seems reasonable to conclude based on his behavior that Trump must think it's political dynamite packing the kind of wallop he might not be able to survive.

And he should know. Because he's in those files. That he's keeping locked away. Trying to maintain the ...
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Even in an administration staffed by fools, charlatans, psychos, and clowns, Pickled Pete stands out.

" ... and we'll deal with that AFTER you sign onto our deal" is what Mikey is yammering.

Anyone here ever come out unscrewed from a deal like that?
Anyone?
Buehler?

The federal component is absolutely critical to special ed in the US.
And those programs are essential for the students.
But that's your standard Republican approach:
Punch down, gloat, revel in the pain of others, and look to money lords for more moolah.
Control all branches of government and blame it one others.
But what about those kids?

Vance is a practiced and habitual liar who neither blinks nor blushes. With this guy, lying is a feature of his personality makeup, not a bug.

"If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do."

And that is exactly what Vance does: lie.
No wonder Trump settled on this mook.
Like fake father, like fake son.

Vance doesn't need to offer proof.
He made it clear last year.
He will tell whatever lie he needs to tell in order to garner attention.
A self-confessed liar.
And damn proud of it, too.
Pure, unadulterated trash.

The war is not over.
There is no plan.
Just international grifters like To y Blair and Jared Kushner internationally grifting.
When it falls apart, Trump will swear he never heard of any of it.

Fat boy bar-b-q blimpoids.

The edition of "The Shipping Forecast" that runs at 48 minutes after midnight on BBC 4 has been especially hailed for what I'll just call its restful qualities. There is something reassuring in the roll of old, Oliver Twist-ian names you hear: Humber, Biscay, Dogger, Fisher, Fair Isle, FitzRoy, Lundy, Malin, Rockall, Utsire, Mull of Galloway. Are your eyelids growing heavy?

My wife, who is from Norn Iron, chuckled at this, recalling college days and more than a few nights hitting Belfast's pubs and, once home, falling into peaceful sleep listening to the soothing, dulcet tones of the Beeb's Shipping Forecast.

Adopting an absurdist interpretation of the Second Amendment is pretty much required if you need help rationalizing this kind of sheet.

" ... it has been removed from the UPS network."

Priceless.

"In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified army out of the revolutionary forces encamped around Boston and New York ... The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware, and seized victory from Cornwallis of Yorktown. Our army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets' red glare, it had nothing but victory."
Donald J. Trump, 2019

And now it's up to ... Sean Duffy.

Yeah, right, fat of butt, small of mind barbarian really gonna get Xi wetting himself.

Cue drumroll to rim shot ...

Ta-ta-ta-TACO!

Hurry, hurry, hurry, eff the US, Trump is open for business