My fish is gay and that makes me angry. I can understand a gay man but not gay fish....I m going to kill it....

Taco Bell restaurants have stopped selling BEAN BURRITOS...People have kept complainning they are farting so much....

Do children need to be taught about safe sex and safe porn. They do. At least I dont have to ask why my computer is infected with million viruses....oh the kid !!!that danm kid...

Harvard study found having more sex makes you a happier person and even happier if you think you have more sex than anybody else !!

If you dont have money to pay for the prostitute after you had sex with her, what would you do ???

HOOKER roundup last weekend in Dallas to keep Bill Clinton and other presidents free from STD when they come to visit new library. W Bush is crazy, he will do anything to entertain the guests...

Wasn`t Islam, wasnt Islam, wasnt Islam....was Islam...I am confused.
Sometime religion scares me.....

Obviously, there are some "sleeper cells" in Boston...or in the NorthEast. We need to keep him alive....

The kid is an American. Damn, he will take the fifth....

Let him live dangerously and then kill him softly....

Breasts are better off without bras, Harvard study found....Breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity...

It`s science now...All women prefer large penises....

Jenna Jameson has been charged with battery. Why ?. All of her devices need batteries !!!!

Marijuana found grown in the Whitehouse....Obama is the blame....
Excuse: without dope, he `s out of focus...

Fat fingers...my girl has fat fingers...is she fat ??

Fatty Kim is not crazy. ..He`s hungry...Give him a doughnut, a burger and a coke and he will be quiet.....

What is Barky`s next trick ?
First, he sent B-52, then he sent B-2, then he sent F-22 to S. Korea.
The N.Korean boy seems like not impressed....

In Texas.....the law allows criminals have the same rights as the prosecutors....I mean when you have the right sentencing them to death, then the criminals have that right...sentence you to death, too..

Damn, those prosecutors messed with wrong people....

The guy has the fetish with woman feet?????

Obama has been convicted for drug trafficking in NY. But before he goes to jail,.he has issued himself a full pardon, so now he`s a free man...

Stay home ,Amanda Knox. You go back to Italy, you will be in prison for life. They dont like Americans over there...

There are times you hear that people die because of their stupidity then there are times like this....

Do you ever think that elephant is sexy ?? That is what the girl next door want me to think everytime I look at her.....

If you are going to have sex with a minor...do you want to record it on video ???