The Catholic Church is a dinosaur.

#14 | Posted by 726 at 2012-02-08 09:14 AM | Reply | Flag:

I disagree. Dinosaurs are still useful.

Law enforcement officers beat their wives or girlfriends at nearly double the rate of the rest of the population and are less likely to be prosecuted

These two are related some how...

Q. What do Dethspud and a 8 ft tall one legged chinese tailor have in common?

A. Rex Zeitgeist wants to suck both of them off.

I feel like hitting someone.

Lucky for the dog you ate him already.

The H L Mencken of his generation.

You simply don't have all the resources to get everything you want.

Talk about entitlement!

An apple is a consumable product a song is not.

OK. So if a steal a non consumable product and then give it away I won't be arrested for theft?

'Thanks for playing', indeed.

What are the nicknames of Vernon's last two girlfriends, Alex?

#30 | Posted by truthhurts at 2011-12-14 12:55 PM | Reply | Flag:

Pre-op and post-op

It doesn't matter if someone makes a profit. If I go to the local supermarket, steal food and then give it away for free I'm still going to be arrested for theft.

Have you ever not been wrong in your entire life?'

He did vote for Hillary once.

racebaiter!

-Goatman

Only today's republican party could read "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven" and come away with : "fuck the poor, I got mine."