Crap pipe honky's boyfriend lost his dick in his behind.

Upset- posts like yours don't help the imagine of liberals at all.

So crackpipejenkem, how many handles have you been banned under? God, what a fucking loser.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2008-05-11 03:35 AM | Reply | Flag:


He's the asshole that kept spamming the threads as HappyI II ect...And all the spud spoof names. Truly sad and arrogant when someone doesn't care if the moderator wants them here or not.

That shut him down. Nice one, betel.

Ah, you have seceded in proving your ignorance once again. I was merely stating facts. Try it sometime.

;-)

Posted by Buffalo_Bob at 2008-05-10 11:24 PM | Reply | Flag

Fact: It's spelled "succeeded".

The only difference between Bush's "legacy" and the watery shits of the sewage facility:

Corn.

Nah. Too much brevity.

Tad's post would have been extremely long, verbose, and full of bold, italics, and 3 different type sizes.

Bani- Now that's something of some substance at least. But Tommy Chong and Charlie Sheen can keep their opinions to themselves.

Tommy Chong, Charlie Sheen and Willy Nelson ALL think 9-11 was a conspiracy?

Well shit, who am I to disagree with engineers of such caliber?

No wonder Hillary is losing. Her two biggest fans on drudge are Buffalo Blob and Corky.

It's kinda weird, but I miss Tadowe a little bit.

Posted by TedBaxter at 2008-05-10 10:05 PM | Reply | Flag:

Increase the dosage of your medicine.

The liberal democratics...Traitors and seditious scumsuckers all!

Tadley took itself seriously.

Posted by Zatoichi at 2008-05-10 09:32 PM | Reply

At least someone did.

in order to GET US WET for the new indy jones movie...COMING MAY 22nd TO A THEATER NEAR YOU....
they are playing the shit out of the best one and probalby the best of all when they are done...the first one.......

Nice to know your trailer park gets cable. Now turn the TV off and go outside.

Johnson is a plant. Or a vegetable. Not sure which, but I refuse to believe someone on this board could be crazier than Tadowe.

Why don't you all name your own toilet Bush

If it wasn't for toilet bush you wouldn't be gracing us with your presence on this blog, KBM.

Dumpling- No. Bush IS a loser and a pussy.

Dead.


Ah, not so good then.

OMG that's twice in two weeks I have been visited by the HOMELAND SEGURO DEPARTMENT!

Uh...what?

PS- Bush is not a faggot.

RWD- If you would off condemed this post of his right off the bat i would have seen eye to eye with you.

Didn't see it right off and I was reacting to pussy internet threats. But I do condemn the comments.

RWD- He didn't wish for the destruction of America, but for our troops to lose.

Since he isn't here...my calling him a stupid degenerate piece of shit won't do much good. However, he is.

Fucking die asshole.


Classy.

Oops, when I mentioned the Dem base I forgot to mention urban drug dealers and single mothers who infest public housing, live on Welfare and Medicaid and public schools and Section 8.

And food stamps.

Posted by vernon at 2008-05-10 05:32 PM | Reply

How IS your mom, BTW?

Just 6 more months! We're turing the corner!

Can i threaten to kill someone on this blog that is clearly the enemy of America?

Please advise.

rwd

Posted by rightwingdon at 2008-05-10 05:06 PM | Reply | Flag


That is clearly the prerogative of a internet pussy.

Please explain what could Bush do in the last six months of his presidency that would exonerate him from 7 1/2 years of total incompetence?

Posted by geezer1 at 2008-05-10 10:12 AM | Reply | Flag:

Plead guilty at the hague?

Money spent on the military always remains just money spent on the military. Not to repeat my self, but when you need a school but only have the mortar shell people don't have a place to become educated.

Posted by Zed at 2008-05-10 03:24 PM | Reply | Flag:


These are not radical ideas, by the way. I take my lead from President Eisenhower, a great man.

Posted by Zed at 2008-05-10 03:25 PM | Reply | Flag:


'Guns or butter?' These are not radically new concepts you're speaking of, zed...(ike) unless one is an ignorant daddy worshipping dittohead like doubtingthomas...

The warships launched somwhere were obviously detrimental to his education.

Rush Limbaugh was on welfare.

without a teleprompter what will Obama do?

He couldn't possibly be more inept at speeches than the asshole you voted for twice. Not even if he drooled.

We all know blacks smoke crack not snort cocaine.

Bee Swell

Posted by Crackpipejunkie at 2008-05-10 04:01 AM | Reply | Flag

Name one guy from harvard that did crack rock. Cocaine was the drug of choice(back in those days). You're a racist motherfucker, CPJ.

He sent out emails to prospective employers of Robs showing them his blog. Consequently, he was not employed as his blog history is fairly disgusting.

Jeff- I thought married men had to flag their own posts.

Heinous: That R8RH8R Jackass and Rex are allowed to have accounts here after screwing around with people's personal lives.

The rest of the garbage here is pretty tame, really. Nice to see neocon 4 ever take a flying fuck, though.

Who did bill clinton kill, Crackpipejunkie?

When did Obama smoke crack?

You're a moron.

And worst of all...Cruel.com just links to drudge. WTF!

Jeff- I dunno, but I've seen some really heinous shit on here lately. Don't even bother flagging anything. The funny/newsworthy flag works...but the "abusive" one doesn't. Even if one poster is calling another one a nigger. Literally.

Rogers must be at the beach.

Sorry jeff...but demand has not risen 6 fold. The price has.

OPEC, Greed, and the sinking US dollar are too blame along with the consumption from China.

Looks like everyone in that thread thought Bernie Ward was a tool. Sorry 101...no gotcha for you.

The funniest post from that thread(of course) was from montecore:


""The one thing Bernie is not is a child pornographer. He's not a child molester," says Jeannette Boudreau, Bernie Ward's agent."

Nice work, attorney.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-02-15 12:06 PM | Reply | Flag:


ROFL

Mr. Ward still broke the law, even if he is honest about not being a pedophile.

I cannot tell the cops that I was "researching for a book" and that is why I chose to illegally screw a prostitute, take drugs, or any other crime I can think of, and expect to not face the consequences.

A smart man would have worked with the police on this book, so that when he traded pictures of NAKED CHILDREN with these scumbags, it was on a sting, not his personal time.

Sorry, bernie...ya done fucked up, son.

Posted by Alexandrite at 2008-02-15 04:08 PM | Reply | Flag:

With all due respect Dave--the "LEFT" does not have a moral core of values--everything goes.

Posted by MURPHY at 2008-05-09 02:30 PM | Reply | Flag:

I still find it difficult to believe you're a registered democrat. You parrot the neocon right wing nut talking points verbatim. It's scary how easily programmed you are...

Can one of you computer kats link us to the thread that first appeared on the Retort when the news initially broke?

It would be interesting to see the responses.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-05-09 10:03 AM | Reply | Flag:


I remember mine. Ward initially said that material was for a book, and my basic response was: So what? You broke the law, douchebag. You can't do a bunch of coke, get caught with it, and then claim to the cops it was research material for a book. If he wanted to do that, he could have hooked up with the guys that do NBC Dateline stuff(to catch a predator).

But the book excuse was BS, mr. ward. Enjoy your time in prison, sicko.

Vernon- you're really a moron if you misread my statement THAT badly. Limbaugh wants the process to drag out, yes...but backing obama won't do that...it will end it.

But Rush knows it's already over and he's done all he can. Since he's aware Obama can't lose, backing him is a smart move, since he can claim it is to hurt hillary(who is done)AND he can claim victory of a sort when Obama does clinch it.("I put him over the top")

So it's a win/win for the fat hooker fucking drug addict. Another self fulfilling prophecy for gasbag and his dittovernonhead viewers.

Correct, you rude little piglet. "fuckface" is also a term for endearment, fuck face.

"Do you think that Bush and Co. will hand over power and leave quietly?"

The bush admin is full of so many imbeciles and losers, that if they tried a last minute coup, it would turn into a mass suicide by mistake.

Their wives are always on top, cuz all they can do is FUCK UP.

Its not ignorance, its knowing what the hell you need to worry about.

Posted by andyuhenet at 2008-05-09 03:14 AM | Reply

ie- Just you. Yeah, you're a conservative...

LOL has two letters of the english alphabet, yes.

To make it however, one needs to use three letters, the fact that one of them repeats is irrelevant.(all depends on how you look at it) Especially since I was just busting your tiny balls out of total boredom.

Been a long time since you were here more than once a week. Horse jacking season over?

Where do you get this "traitor" shit from?

I can kinda see where you could toss "coward" in there after mccains total 180 into Bush's rectum after 2000. I disagree that McCain is a coward, but he is a panderer to the nth degree.

But traitor? WHAA? Are you fucking kidding me, spud?

I'm glad you're "laughing out loud" and can communicate that fact to me with a couple of letters.


"LOL" is three letters. A couple is two.

Hey "dawg" You've been banned more times than spud. So Rcade thinks you're another piece of the human anatomy.

Guess which one.

Sorry spud, but waving around a mexican flag in gym class IS disruptive. A gang of xenophobic fuckheads will likely pound you to paste for doing that.

Doesn't make it right, but that simply just IS. The teacher has the responsibility for protecting his students. Now, he shouldn't have thrown the flag out...but...LAWSUIT?

Give me a break.

*yawn*

Rush realizes he can't keep the Hillary boat afloat...so now he's going to back Obama...because that is who is 95% likely to win the nod.

Now Rush can take credit for reality playing out once again. Must be nice to live in the world of self fulfilling prophecies. Apparently it affords you viagra, oxycotin, 3 wives, and trips to the dominican republic with said viagra(with a group of all men. So is rush gay or fucking hookers overseas?).

"A primary should be for registered party voters only."

I disagree as well. I rather like not having to register for either party and instead vote on a per candidate basis.

Yes, it's horrible the way democrats alone have run the debt to 9 trillion or so.

Bastards.

bubblebath

Um...Ah...What the fuck?

Like I said - as soon as the people were subdued, the beating should have stopped. Criminals are not there for cops to take out their frustration and aggression on, despite the fact that the cops have every right to be angry. It is not their job to let that anger out in a negative way no matter how natural it may be to do so.

Posted by JOE at 2008-05-07 12:47 PM | Reply | Flag:

Thread should have ended here. Nice post, Joe.

Pirate- What an asshole Hillary is.

Guess she doesn't care about MI voters unless she gets ALL the votes from a contest that she said didn't count.

I can't stand the Clintons. This is why people hate them so much even though the 90's were a fairly good time economically. They're lying narcissistic scumbags that will do or say ANYTHING to get their way.

Corky-

"they" is YOU and all the republicans that sound like you.

This is a good plan. Of course who KNOWS what hillary will say?

First she said that the election didn't count.
Then we she needed the votes Obama was "disenfranchising" Michigan.
THen she turned down the split plan the first time.
Who are you this time, hillary?

PS- I can't wait(yes I can) to hear Corky's(Tony Snows) take(propaganda) on this situation(Cluster fuck for hillary). After all, she isn't getting(stealing)all the votes in a state she didn't(did) campaign in, that didn't count(like all the states she lost to Obama) But who knows what Corky(Ari Fleischer) will post now that Hillary cares so much for MI voters(she needs the votes badly)

No way he can win. Imagine an endless loop of that abusive phone call with his daughter. Not to mention that psycho ex wife of his and her shenanigans.

Ya got too much dirty laundry, Alec. Plus you're a prick.

CC- I'm being nice tonight...so put the popcorn away.

And I saw your fucking number on the paper towel dispenser.

So don't lie.

Posted by Pinche_Mao at 2008-05-08 12:52 AM | Reply | Flag:


Call me for a good time, "big boy".

Dylanfan- The PE teacher probably shouldn't have thrown the flag away. Hell, I got some of my "after school" stuff tossed.

But the ACLU didn't call me about it. The price for bringing in disruptive material is the possibility of it being taken away for good. Tough titty!

Pinche- Gotta say I'm in agreement with you tonight on this story being bullshit thusfar.

But If I thought this blog was a truckstop bathroom wall I wouldn't post here. Why would you?

Camelo said he then took the undamaged flag out of the garbage. He said he's been contacted by the American Civil Liberties Union and is considering a lawsuit against Straatman.



This kid should spend his time improving his english speaking skills, and...oh, I dunno...studying for school.

Even IF the teacher said something off color, who gives a shit? Not like he called the kid a "fucking spic". ACLU is wasting it's time if they actually called this kid. The teacher took a disruptive item from outside the school and removed it before it led to any physical violence.(and it probably would have)

This article is not impressing me in the least.

Johnson-And the Hispanics are similar to a cancer

Pity there isn't some sort of "final solution" for the hispanics, eh?

"I have to offer a Keith-style' Special Comment on that. Anyone who voted to screw up the political system of this country with the purpose of mischief should carry that with them the rest of their lives. What a ridiculous way to use the vote for which people fought and died -- to use that vote to make mischief. I hope you're proud of yourself."



-Chris Matthews.

Such a requirement would eliminate the Democratic Party overnight.

Posted by JeffJ at 2008-05-07 09:45 AM | Reply | Flag:

And the greatest debt ever belongs to?

A republican with a MBA! Numbnuts.

The fact that Rush is SO univerally hated by all liberals is reason enough to like the guy.

Posted by JeffJ at 2008-05-07 09:42 AM | Reply | Flag:

Sad.

He's "hated" because he's a hypocritical piece of lying bigoted trash.

And his "dittoheads" are even worse.

Why is it you lefties seem to be the only ones paying attention to what Rush says and does?

So lefty republicans crossed over to vote for hillary in Indiana?

Curious...

The guy is the #1 in radio. Pretending that the left are the only ones paying attention to him is fucking delusional.

Rush Limbaugh is a drug addict.

Posted by truthhurts at 2008-05-07 08:32 AM | Reply | Flag:


I love that you add that in every rush thread. Fucking great.

The downside to our system(or any democracy):

"I'll be honest with you. Barack scares the hell out of me,"he said. "He swore on the Koran."

Obama did manage to pull in many white voters, but still encountered similar sentiments from a man who refused to shake his hand at a diner in Greenwood, Ind.

"I can't stand him," the man said. "He's a Muslim. He's not even pro-American as far as I'm concerned."

Stupid bastards like this can vote. Oh, well. Beats the alternative, doesn't it?

alexandrite, I never said riot, I said rage and fear. Having democrats upset and mad at each other keeps them divided. Riots aren't needed to do that.

Maybe you should try reading the post next time and take the gerbil out of your ass.


Posted by Crackpipejunkie at 2008-05-07 02:55 AM | Reply | Flag:

Alexandrite, thats what Dean and Carter and the rest of the democratic establishment want to end is Hillary's chance in the primaries. Thats why they keep having their parrots in the MSM repeat the mantra that she is beat and can't win.

Their back up mantra is that if Obama has it stolen by the superdelegates then blacks are going to riot.

Posted by Crackpipejunkie at 2008-05-02 02:52 AM | Reply



Sorry...there's no reset button when you start a new thread. You've been getting a boner for quite some time at the prospect of dem riots.

Still jacking off when thinking about a convention riot, CPJ? You and rush limbaugh.

Obama got more delegates from texas, corky.

Hillary didn't, even with an army of dittohead dipshits like pinche mao voting for her.

That's called losing.

A truly new kind of politician would not have lied about, er, misrepresented his health care plan for much of a year as "universal". Until caught, that is.


But he'd make a great VP!

-Corky the shill.

Good advice, danforth.

Just came back to comment on this:

I'm not a psychic. I believed what Bush said he would do for our country when I voted for him in 2000. I did NOT make that same mistake twice and didn't vote for him in 2004 and even left the Republican party because of him.

People who knew how he had lied about reasons for going in Iraq and all the other things he had done (and by 2004 everyone knew about Bush and his lies) and yet voted for him a second time should be blamed. I was not in that category.

Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice -- ain't gonna happen.!

Posted by CalifChris at 2008-05-06 12:40 AM | Reply | Flag


It is not required that you explain or apologize for this to nutjob bob. Not even close, CC. We all make mistakes. I voted for McCain in 2000.

Have a good one.

Good night, Chris.

Enjoy the popcorn! : D

I missed that little gem, CC. Thanks.

Go fuck yourself, bob. Ya took it too far.

North did what Congress had expressly forbidden by law.

Posted by Danforth at 2008-05-06 12:26 AM | Reply | Flag

Lefty marxist congressional law! Pffft.

Imagne Ollie North was a leftist that lied to congress and sold weapons to the enemy.

Pinche would be first in line to waterboard him. In fact he'd probably get a chubby just thinking about torturing him.

But Mr. North is not a leftist. Hence, he is righteous and his actions can be sold on the idea of ever shifting geopolitical blah blah blah. So it goes for the school of america's as well.

That's because the dynamics of foreign policy remain static over 20-year periods---and exist solely in a vacuum that allows future internet liberals to make horribly uninformed ex post facto arguments in the form of logical fallacies.

Posted by Pinche_Mao at 2008-05-06 12:21 AM | Reply | Flag:


I assume that accounts for your approval of Pinochet's methods too?

You only dislike LEFT WING dictators and terrorists. Right wing ones get your seal of approval because you're an ideological zealot and a hyper partisan douche bag.

Now that...is self evident.

Wright says outrageous, anti-American things---"goddamning" America and blaming diseases on white conspiracies.

Hagee doesn't.


Hagee says the same types of things. I gave you a list of quotes. Instead of being anti-black he's an anti-semite, anti-gay, and thinks muslims all want to kill christians. There's very little difference between their selective bigotries.

But did he specifically say that aids was invented to kill black? No., hagee did not say that. So you really got your(sad little) point across there, pinche! Wow. Wright is obviously an insane hyperreligious bigot and Hagee isn't.

Parsing moron.

Ollie North WAS a terrorist. And your hero reagan sold weapons to the very country McCain wants to bomb.(but you'll vote for him too, of course)

We have Always Been at War with Eastasia.

We Have Always Been at War with Oceania.

Ah yes, ollie north. Paragon of truth and justice.

Because he's a right winger, and it's OK when THEY support death squads, sell weapons to terrorists and funnel drug money. Right Pinche?

"...the Japanese were ready to surrender and it wasn't necessary to hit them with that awful thing."

- Ike on Ike, Newsweek, 11/11/63"

www.huffingtonpost.com

Posted by nullifidian at 2008-05-06 12:00 AM | Reply | Flag:

You beat me to posting that little known quote, nulli. Niced job.

Formulate and produce a fucking rebuttal to what?


Posted by Pinche_Mao at 2008-05-05 11:56 PM | Reply | Flag:


Well, you said some facts were 'self evident' when talking about how "different" Hagee and Wright are. Present them as if they weren't self evident you lazy fuck.

Yes Alex--this is NOT about Bush--Get over it!


I was just pulling your chain a bit, murphy. No offense intended.

As far as Ayers is concerned. Um...he was pardoned by a president from your party. I'd be even more angry about that if I were you.

Hagee thinks that we have to bomb iran to bring about the end times. That god killed fags with Hurricane katrina. That the catholic church is the "great whore" described in the bible. At least that POS ayers had the balls to plant his own bombs. Hagee cooks up grimms fairy tales and makes tons of money off of morons. I doubt he even has a fraction of that conviction once the cameras are off. He's another Robertson, making cash with the bible.

There are a lot if sick fucking people attached to our political system. I am glad you recognize that on both sides of the aisle, murphy. We may diagree from time to time, but you're 800 miles above that trench slime pinche mao.