p.s. Uh, Chair, since you've never actually READ "Of Mice and Men", Curly was the ranch hand that Lenny crippled. Just so you know.

Posted by Jomama at 2008-05-13 04:09 PM | Reply

Seeing as though you aren't very bright I'll explain something to you...I've obviously read the book otherwise I wouldn't have called Larry "lenny".
To further illustrate my point, I'll use your post to explain your stupidity:

Well, you've got the retardation part down, Chair. But are you big enough to crush every bone in Curly's hand?

Posted by Jomama at 2008-05-13 02:59 PM | Reply

You clearly missed out on the joke stupid.

Larry is Lenny.

No wonder why I usually ignore your vanilla posts.

This guy wants to be difficult. No two ways about it.

He's craving attention as is evidenced by his Cav hat he chose to wear for the photo op.

Fuck you Dave.

Jomama,
Have somebody explain the joke to you. Preferably somebody that's white.

Lenny from "Of Mice and Men".

Lenny, Lenny, Lenny...Why so much anger? Did your latest project escape?

Jasper,
There is no way you're black. No black dude says "dawg" in 2008, let alone twice in one thread.

You're a wanksta'.

Come clean Jasper Romney.

Lenny really deserves to be monitored by the authorities. At the very least he shouldn't be allowed out of that Hannibal Lechner "face cuff" at any time.

I just wonder if there will ever be a novel about trigger-happy-assassin who hide behind the badge and shove plungers up people's asses. That would be a more realistic NYC police novel.

Posted by member2586 at 2008-05-13 10:06 AM | Reply


(Holding envelope to my head)
Hmmmm, failed police exam, wife banged a cop, or scumbag that has had repeated run ins with police.

The answer is: All three.

Maybe you should. First, slander is a type of defamation, and second, it only creates a civil cause of action in the United States. Defamation is not a crime in America. Finally, yelling out racial slurs might be offensive but it probably isn't defamatory. You are the one with some reading to do.

Posted by JOE at 2008-05-13 10:44 AM | Reply


Now you've done it...A George Bush or Iraq War deflection is most likely headed your way!

"Was", not "wasn't".

Danni,
"Furryhole" is Furio. I wasn't addressing him and not you. Sorry for any confusion.

Just because it's the only explanation you're willing to accept doesn't mean it's the only explanation.

Posted by ddenton at 2008-05-13 10:03 AM | Reply


If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck...

Why is it that you Obama-ites are completely oblivious to what's in front of your eyes? How is admitting what is completely obvious to any thinking individual going to take away from your support of Obama (if you're white)?

It's not Obama's fault that the blacks are voting for him because he's black. (there, now will you admit what everyone other than you sheep already know?)

Er...the Pentagon has trained terrorists in S. America.


Posted by danni at 2008-05-13 09:57 AM | Reply


So then the article the other day about Special Forces having to cut back on South American training that was trumpeted as a bad thing by leftwing stooges was actually good news then?


Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

"Monkey" has long been a racial insult hurled at Blacks. Actually many racists think Blacks are more closely related to monkeys than whites. that's why it's wrong to call a black man a monkey. Calling Bush a monkey is an insult to his intelligence. Fair game.

Let give a converse. If Obama referred to whites as "rednecks" he would be in deep doo doo. But Bush could refer jokingly to a group of whites in the South as "rednecks" and they'd probably cheer in return.

Posted by furio at 2008-05-13 09:54 AM | Reply |


Does Bush look like a monkey? Yes.
Does Hussien look like a monkey, specifically, Curious George? Yes.

Go cry a river you thin skinned little bitch.

.....he does'nt teach spelling........

......he's too stupid to spell "McCain", but thinks he's smart enough to tell us that "McCane" is the best choice......

......maybe he teaches "nap-time" at kindergarten......

Posted by skizziks at 2008-05-13 09:42 AM | Reply


You've got to love BL2's retarded brother woofing shit about spelling.

From Fox News Political Grapevine:


Not Over

The Reverend Jeremiah Wright may have stepped down as pastor, but the Trinity United Church of Christ may continue to haunt Barack Obama.

Newsmax reports the new Senior Pastor, Otis Moss, has called biblical patriarch Abraham a pimp, said Noah and Moses were thugs and said Jesus had a "soft spot for thugs." Moss has also praised late rapper Tupac Shakur as a prophet despite his profanity-laced lyrics that glorify violence and a criminal record including assault and sexual abuse.

Cybercast News reports another pastor as the church, reverend Reginald Williams, has written in the church bulletin that the Pentagon trains Latin Americans to become terrorists and the major TV networks are run by right wing racists who see blacks as subhuman.

The Obama campaign has not yet responded to our request for a comment.

Yeah even I ain't into infantilism.

Larry Mohr

Posted by LarryMohr at 2008-05-13 04:57 AM | Reply


Well at least the kids are safe.

Yet another article about racism in regards to Obama, yet Obama says his campaign never mentions race...

We get it Hussien. You're black. We sort of noticed when we first saw you. Then we also happened to hear about that black militant church you attended for 20 years but were some how unaware it was led by a militant preacher. Oh, and then there was your wife's college thesis paper about how she was black and the others were white.

We get it. You're black. Your own book mentioned that fact numerous times. We know you are angry. An angry black man....Did you think you were the first?

FOX NEWS!!! FOX NEWS!!! Celesary is frigging crazy!

Maybe a poll tax or a test would be a good idea, too... It worked in the South for decades.

Posted by BetelG at 2008-05-12 04:56 PM | Reply


Nope, just a way to verify who is voting will do Boyd.

Why are you a fan of voter fraud Boy-duh?

If somebody doesn't have an ID then they're just too stupid and lazy to be allowed to vote.

So O'Reilly is going to hack his wife and her boyfriend to death?

Anyone know where I can score an O'Reilly rookie card before he does?

AngreyDad has a bunch of "Participant" ribbons on his corkboard. I imagine UnathleticSon has much of the same.

AngryDad,
Are you still angered that you were continally picked last in gym class? Is that where all of that anger comes from? Let it go man, let it go.

Here's a thought...The people that go on O'Reilly actually want to go on O'Reilly.

Isn't that fucking amazing that you clowns all know better than his guests? I mean, they're only Senators, Presidents, future Presidents, business owners, heads of state, college professors, etc...

These people go on his show for a reason I imagine. They may be looking for tips on make-up application, or perhaps there's more to it?

You just knew that crazy fuck Celesary would disgrace us with her presence...

From 1967 until 1985 he was a Chicago cop. He was a consultant to Michael Mann (Miami Vice fame) and began acting via that connection.

Either way, it's still a no no to carry a gun in your luggage. Even more so if it's unregistered.

Oh wait, I get it, they take their roles so seriously that they act like real cops.

Posted by danni at 2008-05-12 10:34 AM | Reply


I think (I'll look it up after I post) Farina was a real life cop turned actor. Chicago maybe.

You Obama supporters are just bitter. You realize that Obamas daughters will be single mothers before they turn 14.

Let's face it, the numbers aren't on their side...

He just swims in circles because only one half of him actually swims.

even dull Obama supporters - would say, "you know, I think that guy might be into buttfucking 6 year old boys"....

Posted by Jacque_Strap at 2008-05-11 10:24 PM | Reply


Wot?

Yet another raisin to vote fer him!

Wow, thanks for this video. I'm really fucking outraged now! Important info needs to come out more often! In the whole scheme of things this video really matters.
Sincerely,
Nobody

FOX NEWS!!!! FOX fucking NEWS!!!! SPITTLE!!!! ARGGGHH!!!! SNIFFLE!! SNORT!!!!

What a crazy nappy headed ho!

My priority would be securing my home, not Whining for support.

Posted by itsme at 2008-05-09 04:16 PM | Reply


GE Refrigerator Box: Check
VCR/Gun Repair Diploma: Check
Atari 2600: Check


Well, looks like you're all set Itsy. I hope your husband is OK.

He's a great actor.
I can't even fault him for the blow up at his daughter. He knows her better than we do. Perhaps she is a thoughtless pig?

At least he didn't call her a trollop and a cunt!

Sag,
I just can't jump on a bandwagon. Had everyone been singing his praises I would have torn in to him.
Touche' none the less though.

you get your rocks off by casting aspersions at anyone and everyone.


What a thrill your lives must be.

Posted by sagmain at 2008-05-09 03:08 PM | Reply

*You're all a bunch of fucking asshole fucks
*It only confirms what I've known for a long time about most Drudgies. You don't know shit about anything


Intended irony or are you really as dumb as I have thought?

BOAZ.....I was prepare to answer your idiotic posting but I think that 'REAGAN 58' said it all. If you had any respect for yourself you would go in the corner an lick your nuts an stay out of an adult conversation.....

Posted by celisary at 2008-05-09 10:17 AM | Reply


Followed by this:


"CHAIRBORNE"...Is that how it works, you decide one day that you are a "CONSERVATIVE" and the next day you become a FUCKIN IDIOT. You never seem to want to discuss the Facts of any issue, your response is to criticize the messanger, well for the last time either discuss the FACTS of the issue or go FUCK YOURSELF......See I can get personal also!!!!

Posted by celisary at 2008-05-09 02:00 PM | Reply



Holy shit you're stupid and crazy!

I addressed the topic at hand and pointed out the stupidity of the leftwing pantpissers that posted prior to me.
If you'll notice you dumbfuck, the only people that took issue with what I typed have since shut the fuck up because they know I was right.

Her cans are fucking huge!

Corky's not paid by the Clinton campaign, he get's his trailer payments from darker, more sinister forces

Posted by Reagan58 at 2008-05-09 10:31 AM | Reply


Why would Obama pay Corky for anything?

I believe as though the US Military denies this guy even exists. At least they did a while ago.

Speaking of predictably pathetic, Redneckville is responding to his own posts again.

The difference being Rcade took away I-Am-Sam and Coconservative.

What a pathetic pud.

Celisary calling somebody else's posts idiotic is about all of the irony I can stand for one day.

You are one crazy fucker celery.
FOX NEWS!!! FOX NEWS!!!

nutcase,
Good job staying on point. I don't know who gave you your handle, but boy were they wrong...

Can one of you computer kats link us to the thread that first appeared on the Retort when the news initially broke?

It would be interesting to see the responses.

Now, will you hold hands with me and describe Rush as a freak for wanting the same thing, or will you sink back into that strange hypocritical ooze you usually inhabit?


Posted by Zed at 2008-05-09 09:26 AM | Reply |

I'm not aware of what Rush said.
That being said, he is/was a freak before anything regarding Denver riots came about.

He's great in 30 Rock.

Last night's episode would have absolutely sucked if it wasn't for his storyline.

These are the reasons Rush has attempted to out do his attempted nasty self, to the point of wishing for riots.


Posted by Zed at 2008-05-09 09:20 AM | Reply


Rosanne Barr nopt only wished for riots on her Err America show, she also offering to help organize and participate in them.

It's not surprising to note that none of you leftwing crackpots talk about that.

Are you drunk? What time zone do you live in?

101 there is no doubt what your point is. none what so ever.

Posted by Georgeisadrunk at 2008-05-09 08:55 AM | Reply


You're right. Reagan58 (Green Beret) had absolutely no problem understanding it.

I'll bet those fucking Patriots shared the Bills' video with the rest of the league and that's why we've sucked so badly...


Don't ding the Patriots draft picks, instead ban Belichek and his assistants from the league.

the soldiers are throw away trash. They signed up for this. So fuck em. Give them a medal, call them a hero, bury them. Next. isnt that right 101?

Posted by Georgeisadrunk at 2008-05-09 08:51 AM | Reply


That's right George. I'm surprised you were able to get my real point from what I wrote. I was afraid I wasn't being specific enough...

Reagan,
I know where you come from in regards to soldiers, so my point wasn't directed at you in the least.

Trying to figure out why some things make a soldier non deployable while other things don't would be futile! It's the same with a battalion being "battle ready". They just don't make sense.

No glasses, no Claritan, and a cavity=non deployable.

"This is the first war in which this health screening process has been used, the Pentagon said."

Fuck perspective, we don't need any of that!
Sincerely,
Leftwing Pantpissers

Monte,
That's simply weak.

Let's ditch this thread. It may be the volume of posts, or perhaps my computer, but this thread takes for ever to load and forever to print a comment. Frankly, it's not much fun waiting for it just to talk shit.

Canadians hate black people. Look no further than the national disgrace Ben Johnson.

Monte,
You still haven't answered the questions that were asked of you. Are you incapable of answering or is it simply you don't want to answer?

94% of Montecores are incapable of answering.

Do you often quote somebody and then reply with something that has nothing to do with what you quoted?

You're not too bright are you?

I did answer that question. The GOP, with its history of racism, needs to do something to earn the vote away from the Dems. They haven't, so they don't get the vote. If you want that to change, then encourage the GOP to change its policies, don't denigrate Blacks for not voting for a party that has done nothing positive for them.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-05-08 03:02 PM | Reply


You didn't answer the question stupid.
You're telling me what the republicans haven't done. I'm asking you how they've faired while lockstep voting for the Dems.
Again, I understand your reluctance to answer the question.

The hypersensitivity in regards to race is staggering. Have blacks shown themselves to be capable of a vote other than Dem? And let's keep in mind that pointing out some uber-minority doesn't make your case.

Saying blacks are incapable of doing anything other than lockstep voting is a fact. Saying they're incapable of acting civilized or graduating high school is racist.

Chairborne: why should a Black vote for Hillary over Obama? I see their policies as being pretty much the same, so given this why is it not okay for them to vote for a Black person without haivng to be called "incapable"?

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-05-08 02:56 PM | Reply

Between your semantics and Frito's racist pictures, Hillary must be cracking a secret smile.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-05-08 02:38 PM | Reply



You sure seem hung up on the word "incapable" while crying about "semantics".


You know exactly what the point is. You also know you're avoiding answering my direct questions.

He did... and that's all I've been saying... he's getting 94% of the Black vote because he's black...

318 comments to get you guys to fucking admit it... man is that frustrating.



Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-05-08 02:51 PM | Reply


There's a nail that was hit on the head.

You'd think with all those efforts of the GOP to pass legislation to help Blacks, that things would have gotten better. Wonder what gives?

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-05-08 02:49 PM | Reply


But they aren't voting for the GOP Monte, they're lockstepping for the Dems.
How has that faired?

I understand your reluctance to answer the question, but that doesn't change the fact that you aren't.

Doesn't that make more sense than saying Blacks are "incapable" of voting in their best interest?

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-05-08 02:47 PM | Reply

It says:
They're still locksteppers and that it is about race contrary to what the Ombamites say.

If Dems are in the black persons best interests then why are things so dismal for them after decades of voting Dem?

Using your numbers, if Blacks are "incapable" of voting out of lockstep, how do you explain the 6%? Are they not really Black? Or were they born without the Incapable Gene, or what?


Between your semantics and Frito's racist pictures, Hillary must be cracking a secret smile.

Posted by mOntecOre at 2008-05-08 02:38 PM | Reply


Hilarious.
I'm playing games of semantics and you're the tool harping about the 6%?

Is this better Munte: 94% of lockstepping blacks are incapable of being any other way.

I wouldn't want the 6% ruin it for the other 94%.

By the way, tell me, have things gotten better or worse for blacks ever since they've voted lockstep Dems?

Monte,
Blacks are incapable of voting any other way besides lockstep.

The Dems have paid them lipservice for decades. Has their lot in life improved or devolved?

Are they incapable of comprehending things are getting worse for them instead of better. How else do you explain it?

How do you explain 94% of the vote going to one and not the other if it's not locktapping? Are only 6% of them capable of not being locksteppers?

When Hill gets 94% of the Blue collar vote you queefs let me know.

Actually thats what I said and you diverted from

but hey you want to be like me

Im flattered

Posted by Repugnant at 2008-05-08 12:26 PM | Reply


You poor dummy. Blacks vote lockstep. This isn't about the religious right which you were lamely trying to deflect to.

If I wanted to be like you I'd smoke pole for crack and cry myself to sleep at night.

Your lame deflections don't change the fact that blacks are lockstep voters and incapable of being anything else. History is on my side.

You're too stupid to follow along, we get it.

The religious right is the model of lockstep voting

but keep denying it, you become more ridiculous with every post and its entertaining to rip you apart.


Posted by Repugnant at 2008-05-08 11:36 AM | Reply


Dummy: Where did I deny anything let alone "keep" denying it?

The religious right does vote lockstep (which I already said you dumbshit).

You aren't ripping anything and you know it. You're out of your league little man.

last election 100% of white voters voted for the white candidate- all RACISTS!

Posted by Repugnant at 2008-05-08 11:32 AM | Reply


Clearly you are the dumbest of all of the Obama water carriers.
What black candidate was in the last election stupid?

Did you actually believe that retort was either on target or perceptive?

You poor fool.

OH because religous voters never vote lockstep do they...

Oh wait they perfected it.

Youre the obvious dumbfuck here Liz!

Posted by Repugnant at 2008-05-08 11:30 AM | Reply


God damn you're a dumb bastard. Let's just agree with that part and then move on to your deflection:

Religious voters vote on what they percieve to be moral values, whether that is right or wrong.
Blacks are voting on skin color.

See the difference dummy? I didn't think so.

or are you talking about the Religious Reich Wing.

Posted by Repugnant at 2008-05-08 11:24 AM | Reply


You quoted what I wrote (hint, it was "blacks are lockstep voters") and then ask me if I'm talking about the Religious whackos on the right?

How fucking dumb are you?

I would just like to see you guys be a little honest about that 90%+ support.

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-05-08 11:20 AM | Reply


Holy shit are you a sap. Asking an Obama supporter to be honest or to see reality is like asking Geezer when he'll get his next hard on. In other words, it just ain't gonna happen.

...as opposed to racist white trash like 101 who, after careful consideration of all the facts, always vote for the best person, i.e white,black,man or woman. HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by geezer1 at 2008-05-08 11:14 AM | Reply


Are you dumb enough to believe you some how countered the fact that blacks are lock stepping voters? I'll bet you are.

Readjust your oxygen mask gramps. You may need some more.

Clinton had more black support in November 2007 than Obama did. If his appeal was entirely racial, as some people keep saying, explain that fact. Did he change races?

Posted by rcade at 2008-05-08 11:05 AM | Reply |


What has Obama done to endear himself to the lock step voting blacks?
The answer is absolutely nothing, well except be black.

To pretend as though blacks aren't voting for Obama because he's black is fucking hilarious. Of all the stupidity you dumb-shits spew daily, this one takes the cake.

They're lockstep voters.

Case Closed!!!
Sarge

Is what Hillary said true or not?

Why does blunt talk upset the sensibilities of the left wing purse swingers?

Corky,
I don't worship Obama. In fact I disagree with him on plenty of fronts. For example, I don't like basketball. I think smoking is icky. I also am not a fan of black women, or women in general.
Sincerely,
Rcade

I really hope Chelsea marries a black guy named LeShawn Demetrius Covington.

Posted by ness_gadol at 2008-05-08 09:48 AM | Reply


Living vicariously through Chelsea comes off as pathetic Ness.

If you're in the Northeast and a nervous driver (most women...) then knock yourself out. Especially if you have kids and a dog (cars are too small for traveling out of town).

Personally, I always made it around Buffalo just fine in my VW's, but I did appreciate the Jeep Cherokee (getting out of the driveway, pulling away from stops, etc).

That said, without fail, the majority of the retards I pass that have driven off of the road are without fail 4x4's.
Hint: They are no good in turns, and they don't stop any better...

"My family has fought"...

Fuck you. When you do something let us know.

Personally, I don't think he should have a fucking cell phone while deployed. Security reasons alone should dictate that.

What the fuck?

Fuck the kid.
Sincerely,
dethpud

"I said, 'What's the problem?'" Camelo, speaking in Spanish, told The Times-News of Twin Falls.


The "speaking in spanish" was purposefully added to stroke people like CaliChris right out.

We all are getting older.
No change of tune. I trust the military to screw up where ever it can. I trust them to do things that don't make sense.
I trust politicians to do the same.

Put the two of them together and you're garaunteed to get a clusterfuck.

The Pat Tillman debacle was a giant clusterfuck.
I never believed the Jessica Lynch story.
Lying is never the way to go.

That being said, you're deflecting again.

Georgie's deflections are the worst I have ever seen.

2112,
I'm really sorry to hear that. Take care of yourself.

hermaphrodite,
Jealousy is a stinky cologne. Look, the world needs paratroopers (me) and washout pussies (you).

You made your choice, now you have to live with it (but not for much longer).

MSNBC just reported that the police were actually helping the 3 Obama voters. Apparently they were covered in army ants and the police were simply knocking the ants off of them.

The good news is that black people have harder heads than white people so the punches and kicks weren't all that damaging.
This is a nothing story.

Those 3 Obama supporters sure did get stomped...Just like Barry in the general.

....and yet he is always the first to bring up homosexuality in any thread. Why is that?

Posted by geezer1 at 2008-05-07 11:56 AM | Reply

Let's say for example you were right (which we both know you aren't, but let's pretend OK gramps?)...

What would bringing up the fact that you're a homo have to do with fear of gays?

Maybe Black people should stop shooting them?

Posted by Rob_The_A_Hole at 2008-05-07 11:32 AM | Reply


Even if that's true, it's racist.
-Obama Supporters

But as a political force, he's an empty bag of wind.

Posted by rcade at 2008-05-07 11:19 AM | Reply


Obama's talking points says otherwise.

Now what? Are you going to be forced to actually disagree with Obama or are you going to retract your statement?

101, I have no concern for you. Doesnt mean I'm wrong.

Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2008-05-07 11:15 AM | Reply


Your postings to me say otherwise. Perhaps you're just really senile?

OldSourpuss,
What have I ever done that would give you the idea that I care enough to answer your questions?

Limp-wristed liberals just can't help but call anyone that speaks the truth about race a "racist".

If Obama wins (which will never happen) I look forward to the non-stop accusations of racism. All of the political pundits and late night talk show hosts had better be prepared!



Here's the whole post. Tell me which part has you confused...


Over 90% of the black vote went for Obama.

You still want that IQ requirement? I'll bet Hussien doesn't.

Posted by 101Chairborne at 2008-05-07 09:51 AM | Reply |

crescent,
So in other words, you completely agree with my post at 951am. Why the wrist flailing then?

To fire without properly identifying your target is negligence IMHO.

Posted by Salaryman at 2008-05-07 09:58 AM | Reply |


It's not pheasant hunting you dumb fuck.

I'm going out on a very sturdy limb...You've never been in combat have you?

Oh I get it, because Blacks are dumb.

You racist prick.

Posted by crescentwindx at 2008-05-07 09:53 AM | Reply


Wow, you're a perceptive one.

Tell me, what percentage of blacks fail to graduate from High School?

Over 90% of the black vote went for Obama.

You still want that IQ requirement? I'll bet Hussien doesn't.

miniman swings and misses.

Besides Oorah and BLT, you never see a righty here discussing Limbaugh. The lefties know every time the guy farts. You're infatuated by him and he owns you guys.

If I want to know what Rush is up to I'll read the retort.

Rush is an attention whore...
Yeah, he's the one that gets the leftwing pantpissing bloggers to discuss him non stop. He also convinces the MSM to continually cover his every move. He also managed to get Barry Hussien to use him in his talking points memo to help explain away his defeat.

That Rush Limbaugh! Why, he's almost as powerful and cunning as that evil Bush!

They both manage to spin you bitches like tops.

Why is it you lefties seem to be the only ones paying attention to what Rush says and does? The only reason half the righties here know what Rush is up to is because you queers can't stop telling everyone what he's doing.

Cornelia Mayo, Obama Voter