DJTJ: Qualifications?
Applicant: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
DJTJ: You said rape twice.
Applicant: I like rape.
DJTJ: You're hired!

She was booked Wednesday into the Purgatory Correctional Facility

Seriously?

Biden: "Did you hear what Donald just said about the major civil war battle? 'Gettysburg ... wow!' Trump's speech was so embarrassing the statue of Robert E Lee surrendered again"

Lol

Unlike biden, no one has to pay people, or bus them in, to show up for a Trump event : )

"Israel has called allegations it buried Palestinian bodies "baseless and unfounded." The military told AP that troops exhumed bodies Palestinians had already buried as part of the military's search for hostages, but claimed they returned them to their place."

So bring on the probes. I'm sure Hamas will cooperate, since they would have nothing to hide.

A man and woman who did not know each other were waiting at a bus stop. The bus arrived and, as the woman climbed up the stairs, the man noticed that her skirt was stuck between her ----------. He reached up and untucked the skirt. She spun around and slapped him in the face as hard as she could. The man apologized and tucked skirt back in.

There once was a POTUS called Joe
Who became befuddled and slow
When he tried to tell jokes
He would drool as he spoke
On his fanboys in the first row.

Biden said recently he would be happy to debate Trump.

Now they just have to decide which Courthouse it will be at.

Alex,

"BS. It was nonstop"

Liberal sites are admitting they suppressed the story.

Citizen Kane

Dotard Says 'Charlottesville Was a Little Peanut'

@#5 ... He terminated his career at CBS by lying. ...

Evidence?

Much longer than you.

#17 | Posted by gracieamazed

Uh oh, seniority police.

@#15 ... I know when to use you, you're and your. So there's that, moron. ...

I don't think the question is about whether or not your current alias tries to use posts here. It is obvious that your current alias tries to use posts. For me, that is a given.

I think the real question is how adeptly your current alias uses those posts.

From what I've seen of your current alias' posts, I may proffer one suggestion.

It really needs to try harder. All it seems to do is further an opinion that it is clueless.

But, I'm willing to see evidence that counters my current opinion.

In other words...

Your current alias is up. What's it got beside its usual drivel?

Uday and Qusay, sharpening their stilettos.

#16 | Posted by redlightrobot

This post is illegal in most of the civilized world and soon in at least 14 us states.
Please delete it.

How's that, internet defense force? Do I get my 0.14 shekel?
Oh hell I didn't mean to type that here! How do I delete this?!

The classified documents were not kept in a locked closet at the Penn Biden Center as the Biden team has asserted.

The timeline for packing up these documents starts six months prior to November by Kathy Chung.

Who of course never saw a classified document.

Lol sure ..

The only one that had some teeth was the documents case, and that one was destroyed when Joe Biden had them in a box next to his corvette.

#4 | POSTED BY BLUEWAFFLES

Actually, Biden administration realized they had TS documents and manufactured the Trump document case to over shadow the Biden situation.

Worked brilliantly, see what you can do when you coordinate with the DOJ and NARA!

Weekend Update anchor is my dream job.

Ya gotta love the Jill Stein '24 supporters.

Trump does.

I was moving from the Silicon Valley to Austin in the early 80's, taking a UHaul truck full of furniture, and towing the late 70's Alpha Romeo Spider ragtop.

The cat, Smudge, who we had found as a lost kitten on the Stanford campus, road with me.

We stopped over nite at a motel in La Jolla. In the morning, Smudge was no where to be found. I looked everywhere, talked to the owner, stopped at a posh pet shop (he was that kind of cat), but no Smudge. I figured he had slipped out the door when I gone to the beach for dinner. Gone cattin' around.

So, I was on a schedule and had to leave. A few months later in Austin I got a call from the posh pet shop, where I had left my contact info. They had Smudge, he had been there since right after I left, but he liked it so much they just kept him for a while.

They put him on a plane, and he arrived... about 10 pounds heavier and really pissed. Didn't like flying, apparently. He stayed around for a year or so, but one day I came home and he was gone.

Also the pot stash was gone! We figured that he musta stole it and headed back west... the train wasn't that far down the road, lol.

Reunion video here. Cat did not seem thrilled with the owner.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2024-04-26 10:36 PM | Reply | Flag:

You f'n think???

For years I had a large, male Macaw for a pet and I traveled with work a lot. When I left him at the vet office for boarding more than a couple days, the first thing he did was bite me as soon as I picked him up. Everyone thought it was funny but the fkkker knew just how hard to bite to let me know.

Doesn't make me feel old.

I've never heard of these people.

I wholly reject Zionism and all of it's fellowship. #5 | Posted by redlightrobot

Are you sure? I've sensed some mixed feelings from you on that subject in the past.

Laura,

I said decent people....

Hunter's laptop came into the conversation so I was responding to that.

Decent people aren't thrilled with some of Trump's behavior either but given the choice between voting for Biden or Trump on Nov 6....what's the difference?

Might as well just vote for issues and not the people.

We've not picking the next Pope.

---- that fat, stupid, lazy criminal. Any of you clowns support this pile of ----, please leave.

The enemy of his enemy is his... enemy?

Narcissists don't have friends, they have accomplices who later become victims.

Underneath all that bleach, hair spray and orange bronzer, Trump is just an insecure coward who has never outgrown his Terrible Twos.

"it was Definitely the President's son smoking crack while banging hookers in those photos and videos."

But... Hunter Biden's Laptop was PROMISED to show Joe Biden's corruption.

It has never done that, and it never will, because Joe Biden's Corruption is Russian disinformation.

THAT is the story of Hunter Biden's Laptop.

You broke the internet with that headline.

*In early 2021, Trump's lawyers said during his second impeachment trial that there was no need for the Senate to convict the former president, because the matter was better left to the judiciary.

*In early 2024, Trump's lawyers said the former president's alleged crimes can't be left to the judiciary, because the Senate didn't vote to convict.

"We have a judicial process in this country; we have an investigative process in this country to which no former officeholder is immune," Trump attorney David Schoen said at the time. "That is ... the appropriate one for investigation, prosecution and punishment, with all of the attributes of that branch." Schoen went on to argue that the courts were better prepared, because Congress "does not and cannot offer the safeguards of the judicial system."

Soon after, Bruce Castor, another member of Trump legal team, was even candid on this point: "If my colleagues on this [Democratic] side of the chamber actually think that President Trump committed a criminal offense ... after he is out of office, you go and arrest him."

How are the former president and his lawyers resolving the contradiction? By ignoring it and hoping others don't notice.

Steve Benen

The abject hackery shown by the male SCOTUS members yesterday as they bent over backwards to create hypotheticals wholly unrelated to the set of facts before them flies in the face of America's history in jurisprudence up until this moment where the ethos that no one person is above the law was presumed inviolate.

Not anymore.

Trump's lawyers went in front of his Senate jurors and told them that the court system was where Donald should be held accountable for crimes if that is what the investigations and grand jurors decided. Yesterday, Trump's lawyers went before the highest court in the land and made the argument that Trump's actions while in office forever precludes him from any prosecution in court because the House and Senate did not complete an impeachment conviction beforehand.

These hacks should have been thrown out on their arses for having the hubris of raising completely contradictory arguments diametrically opposed to each other that if implimented would create conditions where no President could be held accountable for anything they do while seated in office as long as they can claim it was done as a part of their presidential perogative.

He's dangerous scum:

T In the summer of 2019, only hours after an Iranian rocket accidentally exploded at one of Iran's own launch sites, senior U.S. officials met with then-president Donald Trump and shared a sharply detailed, highly classified image of the blast's catastrophic aftermath.

The image was captured by a U.S. satellite whose true capabilities were a tightly guarded secret. But Trump wanted to share it with the world -- he thought it was especially "sexy" because it was marked classified, one of his former advisers later recalled to special counsel Jack Smith's investigators, according to sources familiar with the former adviser's statements.

Worried that the image becoming public could hurt national security efforts, intelligence officials urged Trump to hold off until more knowledgeable experts were able to weigh in, the sources said. But less than an hour later, while at least one of those intelligence officials was in another building scrambling to get more information, Trump posted the image to Twitter.

"It was so upsetting, and people were really angry," one of Trump's former advisers told investigators, sources said.

The public pushback to Trump's post was immediate: Intelligence experts and even international media questioned whether U.S. interests had just been endangered by what Trump did. When pressed about it at the White House, Trump insisted he hadn't released classified information because he had an "absolute right to do" it.

" the documents case, and that one was destroyed when Joe Biden had them in a box next to his corvette."

Oh, look: yet another Republican who can't tell the difference between cooperation and conspiracy.

Remind us: When did Biden delay and defy? When did Biden force lawyers to lie on his behalf, and when did Biden enlist others in his plot?

Pretending these are nearly the same is moronic. You'd have to be ignorant of the law's central tenet.

So she had underwear on, and the assailant imagined she wasn't wearing any, then imagined her pubic hair, her vagina, her butt all exposed under her skirt - and then proceeded to touch her? Then complained that she feared for her life when the video was posted?

I hope the assailant got a healthy dose of STFU and MYOB lessons out of this.

Sounds like the 60's need to make a comeback against all these puritans and self-righteous enforcers!

Unlike biden, no one has to pay people, or bus them in, to show up for a Trump event : )

POSTED BY MSGT AT 2024-04-27 06:55 PM | REPLY

Isn't Eric the czar of stealing from cancer charities?

The liberal media was getting paid to squash the Hunter Biden laptop story.
2 weeks before the election I heard all about it but the media didn't cover it.
That's the problem here for liberals.
Their hands aren't clean.
Acting all holier than thou doesn't work.
A story was squashed to further the likelihood of Biden winning.

POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON AT 2024-04-27 08:45 AM | REPLY

You're bearing false witness again. Shame for shame,

Nah dude, when a citizen voluntarily agrees to take up arms against the US with a foreign adversary that ship sails.

It's funny how the right wants to jail/execute/send to Gitmo anyone they disagree with for "treason."

But a dude that committed actual treason? Nah! Obama deserves to go to jail for smoking that dude!

I can't believe that in my lifetime the GOP has become the most dangerous anti-American movement in my day to day life.

"Obama killed a US citizen without giving him due process."

That's not what happened. Due Process did in fact take place, like this:

" The relentless criminal and civil prosecution of former president Donald Trump is an unprecedented weaponization of our legal system"

What a riot.

You still can't point to a single indictment ANY DR poster could do without fear of legal repercussions, something I've pointed out at least a dozen times.

Go ahead, prove me wrong.

And if you can't, just admit the only one really wanting a two-tiered justice system are Trump supporters/enablers like you.

Former President Donald Trump is NOT being pursued by the justice system during his campaign to be elected President. He initiated his presidential campaign AFTER the justice system had begun their pursuit of him.

Once you understand the timeline, his motivation to delay the proceedings becomes clear. Any attempts to portray this situation as any kind of persecution is a ludicrous gaslighting scam.

" statistics from recent years tell a different story."

Of course they do. Each of the four tax codes in my career (Reagan, Dubya I, Dubya II, and Trump) all funneled successively greater amounts upward.

My wealthy clients expect me to give them a "to do" list: max your 401k, max your IRA and your HSA, and if you're self-employed, don't forget your SEP, SIMPLE, or SOLO 401k. And if you can afford it, choose a ROTH 401k, and pay the taxes now.

I've never had a single complaint about taxes paid by ANY client who took full advantage of the opportunities.

Unlike biden, no one has to pay people, or bus them in, to show up for a Trump event : )

#3 | Posted by MSgt

No they just have to pose as union members since unions dont support him.

And trump's 2015 campaign announcement was literally filled with paid actors. They got 50 bucks.

@#1 ... Can't have people or laborers demanding a 'living wage' now can we?
See which side the southern GOP is really on... ...

What will be curious to watch is how the voting in those states might change as the Governors stop supporting their constituents right to choose whether or not to join a union.

Why are those governors so afraid of people having free choice in this matter?

The odd part of this matter is that Der Dotard is seen by many blue collar workers as more of a friend to the unions than is Biden. Why did Dotard visit that construction site in Manhattan the other day? To show that he is a regular guy hanging with the steelworkers, concrete workers, electricians, pipe fitters and others. Many of those guys (yes, they are mostly guys) dig any politician who can bang a porn star and date a Playmate. Biden's message of union solidarity and better pay and conditions falls on dead ears to many in unions. They want the guy who gets porn stars ...

Can't have people or laborers demanding a 'living wage' now can we?
See which side the southern GOP is really on...

Although if you don't know by now, you are likely already a republican.

And you still can't tell the difference between cooperation and conspiracy.

" ... only one of the two was allowed to take classified documents offsite."

Are you pretending Trump could literally declassify by thinking about it? The worst POSSIBLE option?!?

You're not just a moron, you're a dangerously stupid one.

Aleksei Navalny is what happens when your president has absolute immunity.

"hiked above her vagina and butt," exposing her pubic hair

As a guy who enjoys women in short skirts I can safely say I have never seen a woman with a skirt so short you could see pubic hair without looking REAL hard for it, and even then you probably won't see it. So why was this woman looking so hard at this young womans (who she thought was underage) vagina?

I get that you might see the bottom of butt cheeks with just a casual glance but anything beyond that takes some staring. Something even I have too much class to do, and that's a low bar.