"That's not the role of the judiciary. That's never been the role of the judiciary. Danforth constantly snipes at me for voting Republican over Democrat, this is a big reason why.
#33 | POSTED BY JEFFJ"

Riiight, Jeff. The role of the judiciary is to choose the winner of a state election to install him as the President of the United States. I can see why you would be attracted to such a principled side of the bench.

"Republicans don't even believe it.
#5 | POSTED BY BRUCEBANNER"

Republican politicians don't, but tons of Republican voters actually do. I'm serious - they are that ------- stupid. (This site proves it on a daily basis.)

"In 39 minutes the polls on the Left Coast will close and put Obama over the top.
Suck it, Retardicans.
#568 | Posted by nullifidian
Florida for Obama!
Virginia for Obama!
Eat sh--, Republicans!
#673 | Posted by nullifidian"

The question is who currently lives in the real, original Nullifidian's head. The transformation of this contributor can only be explained by subterfuge or mental illness.

Fiscal conservative. **BUUURRRPPP**

Maverick loves licking the balls of cops, and he doesn't need to.

This is dangerous for anyone who cares about democracy, competence, and decency. People have a desire to vote for the winner, so many sheep will vote for who they think is favored to win over their own self-interest.

"Voter purges are common and are performed in all 50 states. People move out of the state. People pass away. People miss multiple elections in a row.
There are plenty of legitimate reasons to update the voter rolls.
#2 | POSTED BY JEFFJ"

That's a really neat bit of background. What does it have to do with this story?

"You seem real dumb.
#24 | POSTED BY J_TREMAIN"

Because you typed something that is demonstrably, factually wrong, I seem dumb?
You seem dumb.

"In fact, I never had health insurance from 19-31. Forcing me to pay for it for those years is forcing me to pay for a service I don't want and never used.
#12 | POSTED BY HUMTAKE"

And of course, had you been seriously injured in an accident or had cancer or some other terrible disease, you would have refused medical care because you could not have afforded it and it would have been unfair for you too accept the care given that you were living as a free-rider up to that point.

"No regular chopper goes up to 35,000 feet.
#18 | POSTED BY J_TREMAIN"

In other words, your original post was wrong. Just admit your mistake, and move on. A fragile ego is not commendable.

"4) That girl doing the lap dance... well she can't break a $20.
#10 | POSTED BY PEGASUS"

Why would you need to break a $20 for a lap dance? Why kind of skank are you letting twirl on you?

The Lakers didn't lose out, silly. They moved up from 11 to 4. They'll use that pick, package it with every decent player on their team, and get AD. That will in turn convince one of the big time free agents to play with LeBron, AD, and the Santa Monica High School team on the Lakers.

A guy can dream, right?

Lucky for the NRA, most of its members get their news from Fox and don't know how to read.

"Obstruct and investigate. It's all the Dems have.
#2 | POSTED BY NULLIFIDIAN"

So now you're pro Nafta-like trade agreements? Or are you against this deal, but just feel the need as a loyal Trump foot soldier to take a shot at Dems?

"And your party wants to import unskilled labor to make them even lower-paying.
#5 | POSTED BY NULLIFIDIAN"

It's true. That is the GOP's hidden agenda.

"Cows will be outlawed and executed as soon as Dems seize total control.
#1 | POSTED BY SPORK"

Will your husband have to leave the country, or can he just live in jail?

Wait, where's the third Musketeer? Was Trump not available? Getting his button on a brown fur coat waxed, maybe?

"And pigs might fly, and you might regain you sobriety.
#6 | POSTED BY SPORK"

They do. Every time Air Force One has lifted off over the past two years.

"What does his philosophy on fed policy look like?
#2 | POSTED BY BEN_BERKKAKE"

Who cares? There are plenty of very well qualified candidates who are not ------- troglodytes. Why can't we pick from that group?

"Scientists tend to lean more progressive.
#17 | POSTED BY MADBOMBER"

Whoa. He probably doesn't know it, but madbomber actually posted some truth.

Sniper is having his caregiver Butch read him this article as we speak. For the first time in 4 years, Butch reports he's got a half-chub.

"#13 What percentage of legal gun owners have ever used their weapons in the commission of a crime? 1%? O.5%? .01%?
#14 | POSTED BY MUSTANG"

How many times have guns been used by someone other than their owner to murder someone, injure someone, or commit some other crime?

In other news, snow is cold and fire is hot.

"manufacture or market"

God damn it!

So far, we have received no orders for this product we have yet to manufacture or produce. Therefore, there is no viable market for it.

***BUUUURRRRPPPP***