"And pigs might fly, and you might regain you sobriety.
#6 | POSTED BY SPORK"

They do. Every time Air Force One has lifted off over the past two years.

"What does his philosophy on fed policy look like?
#2 | POSTED BY BEN_BERKKAKE"

Who cares? There are plenty of very well qualified candidates who are not ------- troglodytes. Why can't we pick from that group?

"Scientists tend to lean more progressive.
#17 | POSTED BY MADBOMBER"

Whoa. He probably doesn't know it, but madbomber actually posted some truth.

Sniper is having his caregiver Butch read him this article as we speak. For the first time in 4 years, Butch reports he's got a half-chub.

"#13 What percentage of legal gun owners have ever used their weapons in the commission of a crime? 1%? O.5%? .01%?
#14 | POSTED BY MUSTANG"

How many times have guns been used by someone other than their owner to murder someone, injure someone, or commit some other crime?

In other news, snow is cold and fire is hot.

"manufacture or market"

God damn it!

So far, we have received no orders for this product we have yet to manufacture or produce. Therefore, there is no viable market for it.

***BUUUURRRRPPPP***

"When I asked them about their tax return, every single one of them finally admitted that they made more money unexpectedly.
#11 | POSTED BY JORDYPETE"

Well that certainly proves it. Perry "Jordy" Mason cross examined them, and they folded. Lol

Gross, dude.

You can tell that douche eats live bunny rabbits for lunch.

Disregarding punctuation can have deadly consequences. Consider:

Let's eat Grandma.

vs.

Let's eat, Grandma.

JeffJ - it is because you are moderately intelligent and occasionally capable of rational thought that threads like these make you look terrible. I don't think some of the other right-wingers around are capable of even minimal logical thinking, so I give them a break I can't give you. Sometimes, you are really a dick.

Especially easy for one who drives an EV.

"I'd love to have dinner with him and Rev.
#21 | POSTED BY CORKY"

That's ghey.

"If that were true I would help you impeach him.
#8 | POSTED BY SNIPER"

Newsflash, Snippy, you can't.

Republicans only care about little ones until they are born.

"Precisely zero of that would be revealed on a tax return. Have you ever filled one out?
#67 | POSTED BY AVIGDORE"

Maybe your 1040EZ wouldn't.

Gas should be taxed so it costs $7.50/gallon, and the taxes should pay for all the externalities that the public currently absorbs for the fossil fuel industry.

"Seeing his tax returns is simply unnecessary to determine whether or not to vote for him in '20.
#49 | POSTED BY JEFFJ"

How on earth can you say that? What if he is leveraged up to his tiny button on a brown fur coat with Russian backing? If he owes a bunch of money to a foreign entity, and he has granted that foreign entity unusual government favors, the people should know that. (And I think a couple of his supporters, the least idiotic, rabid ones, might care about that enough to vote for someone who is not beholden to a foreign entity. A guy can dream, right?)

I saw two 20-something fools fall into the last drop pool just before the lip of Yosemite Falls. I still can't believe they got out before being swept over the edge. I was so pissed off at them for almost dying right in front of my kids. It would have been quite something to watch, though.

My Tesla's alleged range is 325, though I rarely get over 300 (nor do I run the battery that low). When it is cold here, it drops maybe 10%, 20% max. It doesn't all of the sudden have a range less than 200 miles. Sniper is, as usual, full of cowpie.

Please, please, please let it be Tucker Carlson.

"And the electric cars will really suck in the winter. They loose at least 40% of their travel distance when it gets cold
#7 | POSTED BY SNIPER"

I swear to ------- god, you don't know jack ---- about anything. Does it physically hurt to be that stupid?

I own a Tesla. Yes, the battery does not perform as well in cold weather (the regenerative braking is limited), but "at least 40% of their travel distance"? I call BS on that.

Thanks Trump - nice work!