Library branches in Philadelphia, the suburbs and South Jersey have run similar events with drag queens since 2017; the Free Library of Philadelphia alone has hosted more than 50 of them, according to Andrew Nurkin, deputy director of enrichment and civic engagement. Currently, the Fumo Family Library Branch in South Philadelphia is hosting a series of drag queen trivia nights, including one Feb. 13.
PHILADELPHIA -- A group of local crust punks selflessly offered to help furloughed "bootlicking peons of the bloated and immoral federal government" yesterday by teaching them to survive without money, several confused sources confirmed.
...the crusties hope to assist by helping them attain basic necessities such as food, beer, dog food, and bandanas.
"Living off the grid as long as I have, you pick up so many essential skills," said Rhodes' associate, Sylvie Figueroa. "And I really feel for these poor suckers, having to work for no money. I know exactly what that's like, minus the work."
One of the most prominent "gay conversion therapists" in the US has divorced his wife and wants to start dating men. David Matheson, from Utah, was the creator of widely maligned and discredited courses that claimed to be capable of changing the sexuality of those who studied them. read more
To handle the ensuing publicity, Sandmann and his family enlisted the help of Louisville public relations firm RunSwitch PR, which helped him devise a three-page statement shared with the media on Sunday in which he publicly identified himself. One of RunSwitch's partners is Scott Jennings, a conservative political commentator who worked previously as a special assistant to President George W. Bush and campaign adviser to Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky. He is also a columnist for the Courier Journal and CNN contributor.
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) -- In an indication that he has reached his breaking point with the Speaker of the House, Donald J. Trump is offering a hundred and thirty thousand dollars to keep Nancy Pelosi quiet, White House aides confirmed on Thursday. Trump's effort to mute Pelosi faces a number of obstacles, however, including the fact that the person who has crafted such agreements for Trump in the past, Michael Cohen, is not available to perform such a service now.