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Sunday, March 04, 2018

The jokes were mostly on Donald Trump on Saturday as he spent the evening with a few hundred of his least favorite people -- the Washington press corps -- at its annual Gridiron Dinner.

The president, though, as the guest of honor, got the last laugh, and even thanked the media.

No, really.

Trump wrapped up his comments by lauding the assembled reporters "for all you do to support and sustain our democracy. I mean that."

In a more-than-30-minute speech, Trump cracked jokes about Attorney-General Jeff Sessions, Vice President Mike Pence -- "he is one of the best straight men you are going to meet" -- and son-in-law Jared Kushner. He didn't spare Stephen Bannon, the former White House strategist ("that guy leaked more than the Titanic") and even mocked his own relentless cable TV-viewing habit. read more

Saturday, March 03, 2018

How far left is the Democratic Party headed? Look to California.

First, the delegates' refused to endorse impeccably liberal Sen. Dianne Feinstein. She lost out by 37 percent to 54 percent to Kevin de Leon, president pro tempore of the state Senate, who promises mainly to be obsessively anti-Trump.

Similarly, the delegates put former Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa last among the party's four candidates for governor -- even though he's tied in polls of Democratic voters with former San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom, who came out on top at the convention. read more

A U.S. judge on Tuesday sided with President Donald Trump's administration and rejected an attempt by the state of California and environmental groups to stop the government from building a wall on the U.S. border with Mexico. The lawsuit filed in a San Diego federal court alleged that Trump's proposed wall violates federal environmental standards, as well as constitutional provisions regarding the separation of powers and states' rights. The plaintiffs asked U.S. District Judge Gonzalo Curiel to stop the administration from pursuing the barrier until it demonstrates compliance with environmental laws. Curiel said his decision on Tuesday was not based on whether the underlying decisions to construct the wall "are politically wise or prudent." Rather, Curiel said the Trump administration had not exceeded its legal authority in pursuing the project. read more

Wednesday, February 28, 2018

The housing crunch in California, where rent can be extremely expensive from San Francisco down to San Diego, is driving an intense ideological struggle among liberals, NBC News reports. Some don't want development bringing high-rises to their neighborhoods, while others see that as the best way to bring in housing, adding it will help the environment as well. Advocates on either side call each other "dumb and venal" and "masters of hypocritical progressivisim" -- both sides claim the other is entitled and doesn't really understand the needs of the poor -- but there's no clear consensus about what should be done. read more

The Republican National Committee (RNC) went after Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) this week over his television appearances in the year since President Trump took office, accusing him of "preening for the cameras."

The RNC released research showing Schiff, the top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee, has conducted 227 television interviews since Trump took office, with the most occurring on MSNBC and CNN. He appeared twice on Fox News in the interviews tracked by the RNC.

"Rep. Adam Schiff has used the House's Russia investigation as his big break, becoming a near constant presence on cable TV to raise his profile," the RNC asserted in a statement.

"From January 23, 2017 until February 25, 2018, Rep. Schiff, the Ranking Member of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, participated in a whopping 227 television interviews, clocking a cumulative total of 26 hours, 4 minutes, and 10 seconds on television." read more


Other jokes made by Donnie Little Hands:

"So many people have been leaving the White House. It's invigorating since you want turnover. I like chaos. It really is good. Who's going to be the next to leave? Steve Miller, or Melania?" Trump said, according to White House pool reports. "That's terrible. But you love me right, honey? She said, behave! By the way she has been an incredible first lady."

Trump later added that Melania Trump is having a good time in the White House and joked, "she can finally claim me as an adult dependent."

According to a White House pool report, he also took aim at former adviser Stephen Bannon, joking that CNN had lost its "very best reporter" in Bannon.

Trump jokes that "his apprentice" Pence is just waiting for his impeachment. "Lately [Pence is] showing a particularly keen interest in the news these days. He wakes up every morning and asks, 'has he been impeached yet?' I don't like that," Trump joked of his vice president.

Trump shared his unofficial plans for de-escalating tensions with North Korea, saying he and Secretary of State Rex Tillerson should smoke a "peace pipe" with the country.

He also announced during his speech that he was willing to meet with North Korean leaders. "I won't rule out direct talks with Kim Jong Un, I just won't. As far as the risk of dealing with a madman is concerned, that's his problem not mine," Trump said.

Regarding Jeff Sessions, "I offered him a ride over and he recused himself," Trump said.

Trump compares being president to hosting "The Apprentice". "In one job I had to manage a cutthroat cast of characters, desperate for TV time, totally unprepared for their roles and their jobs and each week afraid of having their asses fired, and the other job I was the host of a smash television hit," Trump reportedly joked.

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