My take on how this scene should have played out...
"Trump: Do you love me?
Randolph Alles: Yes, I do, sir. You know I do.
Trump: Good. Fall on my sword.
Randolph Alles: WTF? I've always been loyal to you! (tear and snot running down his face)
Trump: If you love me as much as you say you do, fall on my sword... NOW!
Randolph Alles: But it's tiny and looks like a mushroom...growing out of a yeti's --------..."