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Thursday, July 18, 2019

A Florida man is in jail after deputies said he used scissors to cut off the penis of his wife's lover.

Alex Bonilla, a 49-year-old man from Bell, Florida, is accused of breaking into the man's home on Sunday around 11 a.m., then tying him up and slicing off his genitalia, the Gilchrist County Sheriff's Office said in a news release on Tuesday.

Deputies said in the news release that "a county wide search for additional evidence was conducted with no result."



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Not to worry. Mattress Holmes has joined in the search!

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2019-07-18 12:58 PM | Reply

Garbage disposal. I can just hear the head being whipped and ground up.

#2 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-07-18 01:24 PM | Reply

New it as soon as I saw the title: Florida.

#3 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-18 01:24 PM | Reply

Give him the death penalty.

#4 | Posted by sentinel at 2019-07-18 02:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

It's one way of beating the competition, so to speak.

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2019-07-18 02:41 PM | Reply

The Lifetime movie should be called, "The ---- and the Eunich".

#6 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-18 07:07 PM | Reply

If you can shoot someone who illegally enters your home, what is the appropriate penalty for someone illegally entering your wife?
Castle doctrine meets Vassal doctrine.

#7 | Posted by bored at 2019-07-18 09:00 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#7 | Posted by bored

I came for the free doughnuts but i stayed for comments like this.

#8 | Posted by kudzu at 2019-07-19 09:53 AM | Reply

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