Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Saturday, July 13, 2019

If you watch enough science fiction movies (Close Encounters) or TV shows (The X-Files), one thing might become abundantly clear: The government is possibly lying to civilians about aliens. Now, people are taking matters into their own hands. More than 400,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Nevada's Area 51, a site long believed to be a secret alien holding site, on a mission to finally "see them aliens."

More

Alternate links: Google News | Twitter

It's up to a half million now. And of course I'm in. But what to wear?

Comments

Admin's note: Participants in this discussion must follow the site's moderation policy. Profanity will be filtered. Abusive conduct is not allowed.

"It's up to a half million now. And of course I'm in. But what to wear?"

A stillsuit. Ten-percent of you are going to die of thirst.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2019-07-13 03:22 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2


@#1 ... Ten-percent of you are going to die of thirst. ...

Probably more than that.

I saw this story on a different sight, and all I could do was shake my head at the idiocy that facebook evokes in its fans.

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2019-07-13 03:26 PM | Reply

sight

should be

site

(oops...) :)

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2019-07-13 03:27 PM | Reply

Go for it! Those national guard A10 pilots are bored.

#4 | Posted by bored at 2019-07-13 03:29 PM | Reply

I highly recommend all of the alt-right (R)tards do this.
.....and please, please, please live stream it.

Like in nature when a group of animals get over populated in a certain area and needs to be "thinned".

What a better way to thin the Trump voting populace by having them "volunteer" to be "thinned".

Isn't it Darwinism when the dumb die off because they do something stupid?

You go there Jethro, and "free them aliens"!

Screw gold or bitcoin, I'm buying popcorn and butter stocks.

#5 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-07-13 03:47 PM | Reply

I highly recommend all of the alt-right (R)tards do this.
.....and please, please, please live stream it.

Like in nature when a group of animals get over populated in a certain area and needs to be "thinned".

What a better way to thin the Trump voting populace by having them "volunteer" to be "thinned".

Isn't it Darwinism when the dumb die off because they do something stupid?

You go there Jethro, and "free them aliens"!

Screw gold or bitcoin, I'm buying popcorn and butter stocks.

#6 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-07-13 03:47 PM | Reply

Stupid is as stupid does.

#7 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-07-13 04:10 PM | Reply

Anyone else think buffalo bob and heliumrat would have made good friends?

#8 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-07-13 04:15 PM | Reply

#1 | Posted by Zed

Hey good advice. Still going in with power armor though.

#9 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-13 09:35 PM | Reply

What happened to my posts about their... oh, never-mind.

#10 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-13 09:37 PM | Reply

Hey RussiaRat make sure you take the "DR alt-right snowflake brigade" with you.

Docnjo has claimed he has combat experience and that he killed someone.

Fat Andy Mattress can mount a paintball gun to his fat person scooter.

FakeLawyer (with law degrees from Trump U and Beckkk U) can keep the camo dudes busy by threatening them with lawsuits.

Snippy and Eberly can be a distraction by stomping their feet and getting all red faced.

Fishy P will provide a lot of Bravado and tough talk until he craps himself and has to call the sister/wife to bring a clean pair of shorts.

Boazo will put camouflage make up on his lily white redneck face and pretend to be a black guy, while
Shouting racist slurs.

Jeffry will be there to shift blame on the democrats and Obama when the mission fails.

Sporkgoat will be asking the aliens to provide their long form birth certificates, not the short form ones,
As he got the definition of the word alien mixed up.

What could go wrong with that stellar group of troglodytes you got there RussiaRat?

#11 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-07-14 05:01 PM | Reply

They'll be fine as long as they naruto run.

#12 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2019-07-15 10:43 AM | Reply

#11 | Posted by aborted_monson

Docnjo really did that. The details he knows are very convincing, since I was in the same field. He even what my MS number meant

#13 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-15 12:00 PM | Reply

Docnjo really did that. The details he knows are very convincing, since I was in the same field. He even what my MS number meant

#13 | POSTED BY RUSSIARAT

You're both so full of crap!

......but hey I have a bridge to sell you.
It's real nice, slightly used, we just had it painted.....

#14 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-07-15 02:14 PM | Reply

#14 does it come with Trolls? Need practice.

#15 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-15 06:20 PM | Reply

14 does it come with Trolls? Need practice.

#15 | POSTED BY RussiaRat

No, but you have plenty of your kind here that I'm pretty sure will work for cheap if you can get them out of their mother or father's basements.

#16 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-07-15 07:37 PM | Reply

Comments are closed for this entry.

Home | Breaking News | Comments | User Blogs | Stats | Back Page | RSS Feed | RSS Spec | DMCA Compliance | Privacy | Copyright 2019 World Readable

Drudge Retort