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Thursday, July 11, 2019

After a worldwide outage Thursday afternoon, Twitter came back online. No word yet on how many pregnancies were conceived during the downtime. We'll have more when they develop.

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Is this really a !BOLD HEADLINE! moment?

#1 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2019-07-11 03:20 PM | Reply

YAY!! The Russian sub ploy WORKED!!

DIE TWITTER, DIE! FACEBOOK SHOULD ALSO BE EVISCERATED!

#2 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-07-11 03:20 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1


@#1

You should see the reaction of a person I know when she cannot get to Facebook. You would think the world is ending.

#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2019-07-11 03:21 PM | Reply

How is Trump going to communicate to his deplorables now??

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-07-11 03:22 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Is this really a !BOLD HEADLINE! moment?

It feels like the biggest news story of our lifetime to me.

I am a sad, sad man.

#5 | Posted by rcade at 2019-07-11 03:23 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

Good.

Hate Twitter.

Don't come back.

#6 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-07-11 03:24 PM | Reply

You maniacs, you blew it all up!

#7 | Posted by visitor_ at 2019-07-11 03:25 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

Great news. May it stay down forever.

#8 | Posted by nullifidian at 2019-07-11 03:25 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Tremain,

Go fix the nooner with your bad code.

#9 | Posted by boaz at 2019-07-11 03:27 PM | Reply

Trump has been taken to secret dark location for detox!

Mattress McDullsheep in mourning.

#10 | Posted by Corky at 2019-07-11 03:27 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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#1 id say it's a dancing bananas worthy headline.

#11 | Posted by jpw at 2019-07-11 03:33 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1


@#8 ... May it stay down forever. ...

Isn't that censorship? ;)

#12 | Posted by LampLighter at 2019-07-11 03:35 PM | Reply

I could care less.

I'm not on Twitter.

Everybody will be just fine if Twitter isn't accessible for a few hours or even a few days.

#13 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-07-11 03:35 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

First they came for the Twitters, and I danced the banana.

#14 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-07-11 03:35 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Tremain,

Go fix the nooner with your bad code.

Bruce fixed it before I could.

I told you to stop whining. It's fixed.

#15 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-07-11 03:45 PM | Reply

Damned.

#16 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-07-11 04:46 PM | Reply

If Twitter and FAKEBOOK when away the world would be a much better place.

#17 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-07-11 04:49 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

The dotard's twitter rant this morning was more demented than usual.

splinternews.com

#18 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2019-07-11 05:05 PM | Reply

#13 Not Trump. Think of could happen: www.youtube.com

#19 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-12 02:42 PM | Reply

#18 I liked how they used the word "probably" after "Yes".

#20 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-12 02:47 PM | Reply

We need more Trump, not less. I don't we have reached Peak Trump yet. If that's even possible.

Thanks #18.

#21 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-07-12 02:54 PM | Reply

Darn. It was nice and peaceful not having Black Twitter around, at least for a little while.

#22 | Posted by sentinel at 2019-07-12 06:57 PM | Reply

Liars! All of you ....

Twitter is the democratization of information ...

Luddites the whole lot of you, except RCade.

#23 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2019-07-12 09:14 PM | Reply

If Twitter and FAKEBOOK when away the world would be a much better place.
#17 | POSTED BY ABORTED_MONSON

You don't know the difference.

#24 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2019-07-12 09:15 PM | Reply

"Twitter is the democratization of information ... "

Propaganda is information too.

#25 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-07-12 09:18 PM | Reply

In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

#26 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-07-12 09:27 PM | Reply

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