Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Saturday, June 15, 2019

By now you are probably fully aware of the insane awesomeness that is Russian slap championship. However, I'm willing to bet you never heard of Russian ass slapping championship! It is the spin-off nobody asked for but everyone is surprisingly okay with it.

Hot fit chicks slapping each other's asses to find out which Russian fit chick has been doing her Slav squats and who has been slacking off. The sport made it's debut a few days ago at a face slapping event and judging by its coverage and mass fan appeal ... it's not a stretch to say that we will be seeing more of the Ass slapping championship.

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I think we can all get behind this...

#1 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-06-15 02:26 PM | Reply

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or, so I've read.
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I love to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about bum cakes
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

I saw her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean.
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean.
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game's waiting there inside her tights.

Big bottom
Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

-Spinal Tap

#2 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-06-15 02:53 PM | Reply

Wait, this is free to watch?

#3 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-06-15 03:47 PM | Reply

"Hey. My eyes are up here."

#4 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-06-15 03:57 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Putin is the reigning champion after Helsinki.

#5 | Posted by bored at 2019-06-16 02:43 AM | Reply

I need to investigate this

#6 | Posted by sentinel at 2019-06-16 02:33 PM | Reply

This is flat-out awesome.

#7 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-06-17 09:55 AM | Reply

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