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Monday, June 10, 2019

Justin Bieber has challenged Tom Cruise to a UFC cage fight, because ... you know, just because.




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Oh, Puhleezz, WTF is this nonsense?

#1 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2019-06-10 03:27 PM | Reply

We all want to see Tom Cruise get the ---- beaten out of him, but lets be honest -- even if its all placebo, that guy will channel his imaginary alien Scientology powers and one-inch-punch the Canadian into perpetual vegetableness..

#2 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-06-10 03:27 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

There's already a copy-cat challenge:

"I wanna challenge the Moderator to fight in the octagon. Rogers if you dont [sic] take this fight your [sic] scared and you will never live it down." - Mattress Bieber

#3 | Posted by Corky at 2019-06-10 03:31 PM | Reply

This is stupid and Cruise appears to be doing the right thing by ignoring this.

Even though Bieber is much younger (Cruise is 57) Cruize keeps himself in prime physical condition and would probably wipe the floor with Bieber.

#4 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-06-10 03:34 PM | Reply

Oh, Puhleezz, WTF is this nonsense?

Beiber publicity whore. His music doesn't sell like it used to.

#5 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2019-06-10 05:11 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Beiber publicity whore. His music doesn't sell like it used to.

When did you stop buying? liar.

#6 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-06-10 05:26 PM | Reply

Bieber vs Maverick/Ethan Hunt. This wouldn't be a fair fight because Cruz could probably take some hits as he does most of his own stunts.

#7 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2019-06-10 05:52 PM | Reply

I want to make love to Tina Turner in the Thunderdome.

#8 | Posted by LesWit at 2019-06-10 06:19 PM | Reply

Is your safe word "Lift Embargo?"

#9 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-06-10 06:45 PM | Reply

Scissy vs Scientologist

#10 | Posted by Spork at 2019-06-10 06:54 PM | Reply



I would like both to get hurt, so I challenge them to a 2v1 cage match. Gauntlet thrown. I'll be available in october after this fishing season is done. Contact me privately to ask how you can send me money.

#11 | Posted by Ottodog at 2019-06-10 08:46 PM | Reply

Who the ---- challenges a midget to a fight? A winner, that's who.

#12 | Posted by Ottodog at 2019-06-10 08:47 PM | Reply

I believe that Cruise is well over 50 now, top gun came out over 30 years ago. Of course Bieber is about as masculine as my daughter. Actually I know for a fact two of my daughters could take him in one round. Bieber would get his butt on the mat inside of a minute, Cruse only stands at 5'5" but he can still move pretty well.

#13 | Posted by docnjo at 2019-06-10 08:47 PM | Reply

But Cruise did do staged fights as Jack Reacher, a 6' 2" muscular retired MP in the books.

#14 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-06-10 08:57 PM | Reply

Whoever insures Tom Cruise's teeth will never permit this.

#15 | Posted by REDIAL at 2019-06-10 09:02 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Purses at 10 paces.

#16 | Posted by contrecoup at 2019-06-10 09:12 PM | Reply

"Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!" - Ricky Bobby

#17 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-06-11 12:19 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Cruise's Xenu leaders from Scientology will burn Bieber's tattoos off.

#18 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-06-11 01:06 AM | Reply

Odds are out. -200 Cruise, +150 Bieber.

Both would be beat up by the little kid from Jerry Maguire.

#19 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2019-06-11 10:50 AM | Reply

If Beiber is looking for a fight I'm sure the line is long with people who want to give him a good pasting.

#20 | Posted by Sezu at 2019-06-11 10:51 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

I'm torn between wanting to see Tom Cruise get the crap knocked out of him and Justin Beiber get the crap knocked out of him.

It is awfully brave of Beebs to challenge a guy twice his age and half his height to a fight.

That being said, I think Cruise can take him.

#21 | Posted by Nixon at 2019-06-11 11:29 AM | Reply

Purses at 10 paces.

#16 | POSTED BY CONTRECOUP AT 2019-06-10 09:12 PM | REPLY | FLAG


#22 | Posted by Nixon at 2019-06-11 11:30 AM | Reply

#21 Bieber is a manlet, probably only an inch or two taller than Cruise.

My money's on Cruise, he's psychotic.

#23 | Posted by JOE at 2019-06-11 11:58 AM | Reply

Scientology does not make you psychotic, but it does help.

#24 | Posted by docnjo at 2019-06-11 12:02 PM | Reply

Bieber is a dweeber.

#25 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-06-11 12:44 PM | Reply

The winner must face RuPaul at charades.

#26 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-06-11 08:35 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

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