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Monday, June 10, 2019

It was a symbolic gift from Emmanuel Macron to Donald Trump at the height of their "bromance" last year: an oak tree ceremoniously planted in the manicured lawns at the White House by both leaders.

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I have a copy (and read all of it) of "Everything Trump Touches Dies".

It's a good book.

#1 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-06-10 10:39 AM | Reply

Fitting. Everything the Orange Skidmark touches dies!

#2 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-06-10 01:07 PM | Reply

Too much manure...

#3 | Posted by catdog at 2019-06-10 01:16 PM | Reply

A symbol of Macron's dying presidency. His approval ratings are lower than Trump's.

#4 | Posted by nullifidian at 2019-06-10 01:25 PM | Reply

Don't they have landscapers and groundskeepers? This is hilarious.

#5 | Posted by greeneyedguy at 2019-06-10 02:18 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#1 He's truly ---- Midas.

#6 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-06-10 02:33 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

#3

Or not enough surrender...

#7 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-06-10 03:27 PM | Reply

So funny they planted it and then they uprooted it to place it in quarantine... WTF - too late at that point because if it had something it was let loose in the wild. LMAO.

So they move it to quarantine where it dies... Again just amazing.

#8 | Posted by GalaxiePete at 2019-06-10 04:53 PM | Reply

Or not enough surrender...

#7 | Posted by Rightocenter

Interesting how Trumpsters seem to know all about surrendering to the Nazi's.

#9 | Posted by donnerboy at 2019-06-10 05:50 PM | Reply

French oak belongs in musty wine cellars. That tree just couldn't handle the clean, fresh, open air of freedom.

#10 | Posted by Spork at 2019-06-10 07:28 PM | Reply

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That tree just couldn't handle the clean, fresh, open air of freedom.

It was in quarantine.

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2019-06-10 07:33 PM | Reply

It could still be used to roast marshmallows.

#12 | Posted by SheepleSchism at 2019-06-10 11:56 PM | Reply

The demented, 300 lb sack of child rape tried to get the tree to grow by dousing it with propecia.

#13 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2019-06-11 12:01 AM | Reply

So funny they planted it and then they uprooted it to place it in quarantine... WTF - too late at that point because if it had something it was let loose in the wild. LMAO.
So they move it to quarantine where it dies... Again just amazing.
#8 | POSTED BY GALAXIEPETE AT 2019-06-10 04:53 PM

Yes, as GreenEyedGuy mentions their groundskeep must not have had any say over this situation, perhaps the original died and now it's replacement was killed. This appears to be a double-arborcide. [DUM DUM DUUUUM!]

#14 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-06-11 12:41 AM | Reply

kids in cages and trees that die
bring nary a tear to trump's eye
he says "screw that tree now pass the beans and pork
what'ere happens, I still get head from my pal SPORK"

#15 | Posted by MizWatsonsJim at 2019-06-11 10:07 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

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