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Sunday, June 09, 2019

People across India are suffering due to the heat wave and are seeking ways and methods of deliverance from the atrocity. Two frogs were married to each other on Saturday to please the rain god as people pray for an early monsoon. The wedding invitation read that it is a wedding of "Chi. Varun, son of Kalsank, with Chi. Sou. Varsha, daughter of Kolalgiri Kilinje. The wedding party will come in a procession from Maruthi Veethika, pass through KEB Office, Mitra Hospital, Old Diana Circle, and culminate at Kediyoor Hotel here,"

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Words fail me.

#1 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-06-09 03:59 PM | Reply

As you've repeatedly demonstrated.

#2 | Posted by Spork at 2019-06-09 06:42 PM | Reply

Maybe they just were good old-fashioned frogs, and insisted on the proper ceremonies before they humped like...well like frogs.

#3 | Posted by Spork at 2019-06-09 06:45 PM | Reply

"India", "Iran", "USA" sux; "China", "Russia", "pakestan" good... gotta be a ------ thread.

#4 | Posted by REDIAL at 2019-06-09 06:58 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

So? probably was one heck of a party after the ritual, I bet it was a blast

#5 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2019-06-09 11:23 PM | Reply

"India", "Iran", "USA" sux; "China", "Russia", "pakestan" good...

No... it's "India, Iran, DOTARDistan, China, China and more China, Russia yay! and Pakistan of course".

And then there is also "Canada the punching bag of China". LOL

probably was one heck of a party after the ritual, I bet it was a blast

I think they didn't do it right seeing they ate the frogs.

No Monsoon with THAT attitude.

#6 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-06-09 11:43 PM | Reply

These things will happen.

#7 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-06-11 07:08 PM | Reply

No, they shouldn't happen.

#8 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-06-12 12:09 AM | Reply

#8 | Posted by J_Tremain

It's like this: www.oglaf.com

(You should read all of Oglaf. NSFW but hilarious. But this answers your question).

#9 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-06-12 12:49 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

That one was safe for work.

#10 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-06-12 01:09 AM | Reply

You should read all of Oglaf.

I will Excellent link.

Thanks!

#11 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-06-12 05:35 AM | Reply

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