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Friday, June 14, 2019

The annual Ohio Bigfoot Conference -- or OBC for short -- was first held in 1989. It combines the intellectual exchange of an academic forum with the oddball bonhomie of a "Star Trek" convention. Salt Fork State Park -- a 17,000-acre expanse of lush forests, lakes and hills in southeastern Ohio -- plays host.

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#1 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-06-05 06:55 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Will you kindly, to set the record straight, once and for all, inform us if the FBI has examined hair which might be that of a Bigfoot; when this took place, if it did take place; what the results of the analysis were," wrote Byrne.

#2 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-06-05 07:03 PM | Reply

So what's the determination? Is he around or what?

#3 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2019-06-05 07:11 PM | Reply

"Will you kindly, to set the record straight, once and for all, inform us if the FBI has examined hair which might be that of a Bigfoot

Yes, and it was covering a wine glass etched with "I'm with Her!" on the side, and still half full of rancid Chardonnay with an oak leaf in it, like some wino had got lost in the woods.

#4 | Posted by Spork at 2019-06-05 07:50 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

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#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2019-06-06 09:00 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#5 | Posted by Nixon

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#6 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-06-06 01:30 PM | Reply

So what's the determination? Is he around or what?

Well, according to the Deep State of 1970's, the submitted hair samples were from the deer family. I'm sure their analysis indicates a much broader conspiracy, though. It's not possible that the whole thing is a hoax.

#7 | Posted by chuffy at 2019-06-14 04:00 PM | Reply

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