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Sunday, May 19, 2019

I asense confusion: we have been contacted - why do we not reply?

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We should try some kind of universal language like, I dunno, porn or something. Maybe if we show them some Hentai they won't blow up the Earth. What do you think guys?

#1 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-05-19 12:49 PM | Reply

Whoever filmed this is a moron. There are like 5 planes and they all release the smoke in stages like an old dot matrix printer. Single planes can do this too with the right smoke thing on the back.

To be honest its --------. The worse thing to ever happen to skywriting. Looks like ---- and doesn't involve loops. But I guess today's kids don't learn cursive or something so the old skywriting no longer works.

#2 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-05-19 12:57 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#2 | Posted by IndianaJones

So you admit you work for them.

You guys are so easy to expose it's pitiful....

#3 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-05-19 01:42 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

"What do you think" about why we don't reply?

I'm surprised your foil hat doesn't get that channel

#4 | Posted by ChiefTutMoses at 2019-05-19 03:02 PM | Reply

34 Fluoridation, I understand. There is a way out.

#5 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-05-19 03:27 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

RussiaRat wasting more bandwith with more rubbish BS.

#6 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-05-19 04:55 PM | Reply

It's obviously a code. Who are they trying to contact? Do you know when?

#7 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2019-05-19 10:35 PM | Reply

Whoever filmed this is a moron. There are like 5 planes and they all release the smoke in stages like an old dot matrix printer. Single planes can do this too with the right smoke thing on the back.
To be honest its --------. The worse thing to ever happen to skywriting. Looks like ---- and doesn't involve loops. But I guess today's kids don't learn cursive or something so the old skywriting no longer works.
#2 | POSTED BY INDIANAJONES AT 2019-05-19 12:57 PM | FLAG: | NEWSWORTHY 1

Examples?

#8 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-05-20 02:12 AM | Reply

#8 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-05-20 02:12 AM |

seriously you never have seen a skywriter plane?

its actually common around here in the summer

from wiki

"Skywriting is the process of using a small aircraft, able to expel special smoke during flight, to fly in certain patterns that create writing readable by someone on the ground. The message is often a frivolous phrase, a generally meaningless greeting"

it also has a couple of pictures on its page

#9 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2019-05-20 06:53 AM | Reply

So you admit you work for them.
#3 | POSTED BY HELIUMRAT

I worked with the aliens once. And the russians. It nearly destroyed my franchise.

#10 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-05-20 02:06 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

#8 Google "Dot Matrix Skywriting".

Seriously its most unimpressive compared to the old looping barn buster skywriting.

#11 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-05-20 02:07 PM | Reply

Dudes, we used to have blimps all the time when I was a child, no more for decades.

I have never seen a sky writer here, let alone a dot matrix formation.

I presumed any technology is Earthly rather than otherly, but the message was what I was focusing on - automated paino music, braille, interpolated spacing, numeric systems, etc. If English then probably just poor conditions or poor computer timing.

#12 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-05-20 08:25 PM | Reply

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