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Friday, May 17, 2019

Mark Morgan, the White House choice to lead Immigration and Customs Enforcement, said during a Fox News interview earlier this year that he can judge the likelihood that an unaccompanied minor will become a gang member by looking into that child's eyes.




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Magic eyes.

What is the secret?

Well, if the eyes he is looking into are not blue, you have a soon-to-be MS13 member.
It's unequivocal.

#1 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2019-05-17 12:16 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2

Well, if the eyes he is looking into are not blue, you have a soon-to-be MS13 member.
It's unequivocal.

#1 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2019-05-17 12:16 PM

Well, I'm screwed.

#2 | Posted by SunTzuMeow at 2019-05-17 12:42 PM | Reply

It's like this guy I worked with when I got my first engineering job. He was one of our draftsmen and was originally from Germany. Before WWII he was a member of the Hitler Youth (as were most teenage boys in Germany at the time). He told us how one day a Nazi officer came to recruit candidates for the SS. However, to be considered for the honor, you had to have Blue eyes. Unfortunately, Erwin had Brown eyes. He ended-up serving in the Wehrmacht where he was wounded on the Eastern front and spent the rest of the war recuperating in a hospital in German-occupied Denmark. He told us that having Brown eyes probably saved his life as the survival rate for members of the SS was pretty damn low.


#3 | Posted by OCUser at 2019-05-17 01:07 PM | Reply

WTH? So it's magic Jesus that determines trump deserves to be president, falsely-attributed-to-magic-Jesus that abortion is murder, and now it is occult practices to determine whether or not children should be granted asylum? This administration is like the illegitimate offspring Mao era of China and the Duterte era of the Philippines.

#4 | Posted by e1g1 at 2019-05-17 01:11 PM | Reply

Where is the headline?

#5 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2019-05-17 02:04 PM | Reply

Well, if W could look into Putin's eyes and get a glimpse of the man's soul, it's only natural that Trump's ICE pick (no pun intended) could do this with immigrant kids.

#6 | Posted by cbob at 2019-05-17 02:18 PM | Reply

Does Brokahontas know anyone who isn't a racist?

#7 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2019-05-17 02:20 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

I can tell which migrant children will become gang members by looking into their eyes

Prediction, this guy will be caught diddling these children in the near future.

#8 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-05-17 02:26 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Remember when Bush The Idiot said he looked into Putin's eyes ...?

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-05-17 02:53 PM | Reply

It's called experience.

#10 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2019-05-17 03:16 PM | Reply



It's called experience.

It's called being full of ----.

#11 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2019-05-17 03:17 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

So even if this were true, what's the relevance? Especially, what's the relevance for kids who aren't going to become gang members? Do they get released or something?

Anyway, Trump is doing a great job making sure gangs have plenty of abused kids to groom.

#12 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-05-17 03:46 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

And I can tell which migrant children are vulnerable to the appeal of being a gang member based on their socioeconomic status, their intelligence level and the criminal history, if any, of their parent/s.

#13 | Posted by moder8 at 2019-05-17 04:00 PM | Reply

It IS magic!

Thread made Sheeple and Nulli disappear!

#14 | Posted by Corky at 2019-05-17 08:20 PM | Reply

It's called experience.

#10 | Posted by phesterOBoyle

Send me your address.

I have a talent for looking in people's eyes and seeing if they're pedophiles. Oddly enough I have a talent for telling if internet posters are pedophiles.

I can tell you're a pedophile. Please let me confirm.

#15 | Posted by jpw at 2019-05-18 02:47 AM | Reply

"Send me your address"

Say...You coming on to me?

#16 | Posted by phesterOBoyle at 2019-05-18 09:39 AM | Reply

One can see Mark Morgan's brain during a proctology exam.

#17 | Posted by getoffmedz at 2019-05-18 10:57 AM | Reply

Say...You coming on to me?


He's old enough to drive.

So too old for you, pedo.

#18 | Posted by MrSilenceDogood at 2019-05-18 12:28 PM | Reply

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