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Actress Alyssa Milano is calling for a sex strike in response to restrictive abortion laws.

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So abstinence works. Amazing. Who would've thought? Keep those knees closed!

#1 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2019-05-12 10:45 AM | Reply

What? I'm getting no more sex from Alyssa Milano?

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2019-05-12 10:50 AM | Reply | Funny: 4

First off, abstinence does work. People don't want it to work. Now you think I'm going to rag on women, right? No.

It's men's fault we have abortion in this country. Keep your dick in your pants and you won't have pregnancy problems. It's all about sperm control. Keep your dick in your pants, and you won't get any STDs. Just--------. Really if men thought about it in terms of consequences (outside of religion), we'd be ok.

I have one daughter. That's it. Where the hell do you guys are getting women pregnant and then complain about child support? My daughter is 26 and I haven't had those problems one iota. Why? When calculating the cost of children from conception to 18 (21 in some states if they choose to go to college), a MAN has to pay out the as$ for the upkeep of each child. And if he's not married, the financial drain is beyond his means.

Once men relinquish dick/sperm control, women can do whatever the fucqk they want. It's their body. But men have first choice.

NOW, I'm going too rag on women. I don't know who told you women you have a right to my money? You want men to care for you but then you play these control games. Let me let you in on a secret, if you do the math, starting at seven billion people living at any given time in the world, subtracting old women, children, and men, let us say we have 1 billion women left in the world. Out of that billion, take out married women, you'd still have millions of single women available women on the planet.

How do you figure you have ----- control? ----- is -----. If you implement a sex strike while I pay your bills, I'm going to kick you to the curb. Plain and simple. Men can find ----- anywhere. But what is in demand (and rare) today is a man with with a good paying job and a bank full of cheddar. The man that has a good paying job and a bank full of cheddar has ----- control.

Now all ----- is not quality -----. Men, you want cheap -----, you're going to get what you pay for. Classy clean ----- comes with an expensive price tag.

Men have ----- control as long as he can bankroll the upkeep of it. Any man can buy a Yugo, but not all men can maintain a Bentley.

Look at Jeff Bezos. Even after a divorce, he's still worth 168 billion in liquid assets. He doesn't ask how much things cost. He's got it no matter the price.

Alyssa Milano is not even a speck in Bezos' universe.

#3 | Posted by MisterCarajo at 2019-05-12 04:56 PM | Reply

Pretty funny....

Those legs come apart.....

When you produce cash or a diamond ring....

Same as before......

Same as it will always be...

Men have ----- control as long as he can bankroll the upkeep of it. Any man can buy a Yugo, but not all men can maintain a Bentley.

I kick my Yugo to get her stated. A back of the hand gets the Bentley started... but... my Chinese Hummer is really the one I love.

She can go anywhere... and looks great in mud. I can drive her hard all day... and she is still up for more.

Sooo comfy It's really hard to get off her. But when I do, I spend hours giving her a wash at the front and the rear. When she's clean, I love to show her off.

#4 | Posted by Pegasus at 2019-05-12 10:01 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

#3
MISTERCARAJO .. always rata to the core
chose "cheddar" as his #1 manly metaphor
so see his sister if you want it for cheap
if you got cheddar .. with his daughter you can sleep
evidently with MISTERCARAJO it's about the amount of the sale
weather it's sis doin' oral or daughter sellin' tail

#5 | Posted by 1947steamer at 2019-05-12 11:50 PM | Reply

I think she just figured out how to reduce the need for mass abortions. Women, keep your legs closed unless you are willing to actually have a child with the dude you are screwing. Seems pretty common sense. I applaud Alyssa - shame with her hitting the wall though. She used to be stunning. The wall remains undefeated.

#6 | Posted by iragoldberg at 2019-05-13 12:38 AM | Reply

Alot of the women in this "strike" are ones no one is banging anyway.

#7 | Posted by boaz at 2019-05-13 07:47 AM | Reply

Holy Lysistrata Batmqn! I've been striking for decades.

#8 | Posted by danni at 2019-05-13 07:56 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

Oh come on, you can't say keep the government out of my bedroom, then make sex a political tool. As if women are a monolithic group who take their marching orders from third wave feminist. I think some live in a very small bubble.

#9 | Posted by docnjo at 2019-05-13 08:28 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Nothing gets the rightwing incel hate flowing like a thread about a liberal woman.

#10 | Posted by JOE at 2019-05-13 08:42 AM | Reply

Oh come on, you can't say keep the government out of my bedroom, then make sex a political tool.

#9 | POSTED BY DOCNJO

Huh??? So you are saying that once something enters the realm of politics then the government should be able to regulate it?

Sounds good to me. We can start with regulating guns, and then move to regulating this "religious freedom" BS.

#11 | Posted by gtbritishskull at 2019-05-13 09:05 AM | Reply

#11 | Posted by gtbritishskull, You obviously forgot or didn't know I am a libertarian. I don't like the government in our homes, lives or work anymore that which is required to keep the peace. I don't want them defining marriage, controlling medical care, lifestyle or speech. If an individual isn't injuring others and pays his way, let him do as he please.

#12 | Posted by docnjo at 2019-05-13 09:43 AM | Reply

Ah, a modern day version of Lysistrata, but with a 'different twist'.

#13 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-05-13 11:01 AM | Reply

Cracks me up that a woman whose entire career is based on being a sex symbol somehow became a figurehead in the struggle for women's liberation. I guess, from that perspective, it makes sense her weapon of choice against the evil male hierarchy is to say 'no more sex!'.

#14 | Posted by moder8 at 2019-05-13 11:31 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

What people like her don't understand is they are fighting the completely wrong battle. The whole "It's my body" thing has absolutely NO value in the conversation because the side they are fighting believes abortion is murder. They believe an unborn baby is still a person who is being murdered. So, saying "It's my body" to them is the same exact thing as saying "I am allowed to murder someone". Regardless if that's how you do or do not feel about it, anti-abortion people believe it is murder so you have to find a way to constructively challenge them with something that is relevant. Hell, many people want it to be illegal to kill yourself when you are old and ready to go, and that's when someone IS making their own choice unlike an unborn baby.

Anytime someone believes something is murder, there will be people against it. Saying you should be allowed to murder will get you nowhere. You have to learn how to frame your argument to the right conversation. Alyssa should be fighting whether or not abortion is murder, not whether or not murder should be lawfully protected. Even if it is your body, murder is wrong so people will fight you. Imagine the law allowing people to use that excuse across the board. "Well judge, the person I murdered got in my way when I was walking down the road, so they stopped my body from going where I wanted it to go, and it's my body, so I should be allowed to murder them". See how ridiculous that sounds?

I am pro-choice so I'm not on her side at all (other than wanting to do naughty things to her but I guess this strike makes that impossible now :-() I just wish people would learn how to use logic and critically think about things before trying to make themselves a voice of that situation.

#15 | Posted by humtake at 2019-05-13 12:00 PM | Reply

Stop having sex with disgusting conservatives that want to take away control of your own bodies.

#16 | Posted by Kreator at 2019-05-13 12:09 PM | Reply

#16 | POSTED BY KREATOR

But why make Liberal men suffer? They are already borderline psychopaths.

Imagine Zed with no sex .... or maybe that is his issue?!?

Liberal men are now losing sex because of Trump ... you can't make this up ...

Winning again ...

#17 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2019-05-13 12:27 PM | Reply

Ok, I'll play Liberal= Sensitive, reasonable, emotional, a soy saturated Beta. Conservative= Insensitive, confident and stoic, a man with a detectable testosterone level, Alpha. Women seek out alphas not betas.

#18 | Posted by docnjo at 2019-05-13 12:52 PM | Reply

"Ok, I'll play Liberal= Sensitive, reasonable, emotional, a soy saturated Beta. Conservative= Insensitive, confident and stoic, a man with a detectable testosterone level, Alpha. Women seek out alphas not betas.
#18 | POSTED BY DOCNJO"

The error is in thinking there is a girl for every guy. Not the case. 80% of girls go after the same top 20% of guys. After they are all banged out or financially strapped, they may settle for a beta, but that was not their intention when they were young and attractive.

#19 | Posted by iragoldberg at 2019-05-13 01:06 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

she's right, but not for the reason she thinks

abstinence will help stop unwanted pregnancies

#20 | Posted by Maverick at 2019-05-13 01:30 PM | Reply

Report: All Six Men Attracted To Feminists Deeply Affected By Sex Strike

U.S. -- According to a new report performed by the American Public Health Association, all six men who are sexually attracted to feminists are already suffering deeply from the ongoing sex strike for abortion rights.

The six men in the nation who identify as feminist-attracted include Greg, Sebastien, Shiloh, Ansel, Jade, and Ashley. All of them are from Oregon.

babylonbee.com

#21 | Posted by nullifidian at 2019-05-14 12:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

Before I make my decision I need to know which version of Alyssa isn't going having sex with me, the young hot one from Charmed or the middle aged one with flabby grandma arms.

#22 | Posted by visitor_ at 2019-05-14 10:20 AM | Reply

Her idea treats female sexuality not as something to be accepted and celebrated in itself, but as a cheap bargaining chip, as something that women only do begrudgingly to please or get something out of men.... Sexual decisions should be made by each individual woman for her own damn self, without feeling any pressure from any man (or any Alyssa Milano) to make a certain decision...Many women do enjoy sex for sex's sake, they don't just do it to please or manipulate men, there is nothing wrong with that...

www.nationalreview.com

Nails it.

#23 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-05-14 10:38 AM | Reply

Ha!!!

Won't affect me.

I am married.

What is this "sex" thing you speak of??

🤪

#24 | Posted by donnerboy at 2019-05-14 10:42 AM | Reply

abstinence will help stop unwanted pregnancies

#20 | POSTED BY MAVERICK

Just say NO!!!

It's so easy. Ask any teenager.

Like an aspirin held between the knees!!

#25 | Posted by donnerboy at 2019-05-14 10:43 AM | Reply

Why do righties care so much about one woman's reaction to blatantly unconstitutional abortion legislation?

It seems every single one of them has shown up in this thread to confirm that, yes, they have NO interest in sex with alyssa milano, and she is NOT attractive!

Make sure to post pics of your wives guys!

#26 | Posted by JOE at 2019-05-14 10:52 AM | Reply

"Nails it."

I wonder if jeffyj ever goes back and looks at some of the National Reviews articles of the past in the context of today's events

for instance, how the National Review blamed the Coal Industry decline 100% on OBAMA and declared Trump a success in its revival.

Funny ----.

#27 | Posted by ChiefTutMoses at 2019-05-14 11:05 AM | Reply

"Alot of the women in this "strike" are ones no one is banging anyway."

so, to clarify

in your opinion these women aren't having sex, but still need/want an abortion?

and that makes sense to you?.

#28 | Posted by ChiefTutMoses at 2019-05-14 11:14 AM | Reply

About as much sense as people that don't own printing presses still wanting to keep the First Amendment or those that don't own firearms still wanting the Second.

#29 | Posted by visitor_ at 2019-05-14 02:34 PM | Reply

Funny ----.
#27 | POSTED BY CHIEFTUTMOSES

Stupid ----. (Not you!😇)

#30 | Posted by donnerboy at 2019-05-14 03:34 PM | Reply

Alyssa Milano Is Calling for a Sex Strike in Protest

so basically if she gets what she wants she will "give it up again" hummm there is a word for that

#31 | Posted by Maverick at 2019-05-14 03:52 PM | Reply

Alyssa Milano is nothing but a disgusting Hollywood gold whore.

And no, Joe, I will not post pics' of my departed wife for you to fap to.

Nothing pisses off a female more than rejecting her desire to faak. My standard response is " your pausy isn't that sweet".
I have more than ample opportunity, however, none that offer meet the standard that my wife set, so I remain celibate.

#32 | Posted by gitmboy at 2019-05-14 04:11 PM | Reply

I have more than ample opportunity, however, none that offer meet the standard that my wife set, so I remain celibate.

#32 | POSTED BY GITMBOY

Do you still set your own fractures?

#33 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-05-14 04:33 PM | Reply

He shorts out electronics.

He is most likely a "mo, but not a Gitmo.

#34 | Posted by 101Chairborne at 2019-05-14 05:35 PM | Reply

LOL !

I'll give "101pearls-on-his-chin" an A for effort.

#35 | Posted by gitmboy at 2019-05-14 05:51 PM | Reply

And no, Joe, I will not post pics' of my departed wife for you to fap to.

Why not? I'm into corpses.

#36 | Posted by JOE at 2019-05-14 06:14 PM | Reply

Do you still set your own fractures?

Does anyone have that whole thing saved somewhere? I remember the end - "i scare doctors."

#37 | Posted by JOE at 2019-05-14 06:16 PM | Reply

How quaint.

As if that'll stop the ‘spousal rape doesn't exist cuz Jeebus' men who support this kind of law.

#38 | Posted by jpw at 2019-05-14 09:31 PM | Reply

Does anyone have that whole thing saved somewhere? I remember the end - "i scare doctors."

#37 | POSTED BY JOE

Laura can Hans it. She's reproduced the whole thing in the past. But, I haven't seen her here in a while.

I'm into corpses.

#36 | POSTED BY JOE

I never had you pegged as a necrophiliac.

#39 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-05-15 09:21 AM | Reply

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