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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

On Tuesday, Vice President Mike Pence spoke with sailors of the USS Harry S. Truman in Hampton Roads, Virginia.




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"Sailors being instructed to ‘clap like we're at a strip club' when VP arrives (not kidding)" he tweeted.

The sailors should have been instructed to clap like the bloated child rapist at a kiddie beauty pageant.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2019-04-30 04:53 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2

Gentlemen and Ladies, put your hands together and welcome to the stage, Whiiiiteeeeey...

-cue Alice in Chains-

#2 | Posted by leftcoastlawyer at 2019-04-30 11:38 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Pence doesn't clap for anyone other than "mommy".

please hold your lunch.

#3 | Posted by Tor at 2019-05-01 01:21 AM | Reply

Sorry, if I was ordered to clap for Mike Pence they could court marshal me before I would comply. He is a total piece of crap. I pray for Donald Trump because, as bad as he is, he's still better than Pence.

#4 | Posted by danni at 2019-05-01 07:28 AM | Reply

Fat Nixon is a sociopathic con artist compulsive liar, but Pence is far more dangerous.

#5 | Posted by Nixon at 2019-05-01 08:07 AM | Reply

Fat Nixon is a sociopathic con artist compulsive liar, but Pence is far more dangerous.


That is like saying, 'oh, I would rather be hit in the head with a ball-ping hammer, rather than a claw hammer.'

They are both anti-american, in their own separate ways.

#6 | Posted by kudzu at 2019-05-01 08:34 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Lol! What else do you expect of the Navy? Hilarious

#7 | Posted by dialate at 2019-05-01 10:32 AM | Reply

Pence is merely a festering boil on Trump's sagging •ss.

#8 | Posted by getoffmedz at 2019-05-01 10:34 AM | Reply

It's the same principle. They pretend to be into you in order to get your money.

#9 | Posted by BruceBanner at 2019-05-01 01:03 PM | Reply

Strip Club

In a single headline.


#10 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2019-05-02 03:11 AM | Reply



All of your moral protests and moralistic points about how wicked Trump is/was show themselves to be simply manipulation with your full rejection of Christian Mike Pence. Just admit it. You've got no REAL moral high ground to stand on.

#11 | Posted by drivelikejehu at 2019-05-02 08:02 AM | Reply

"Just admit it. You've got no REAL moral high ground to stand on."

Baloney. WE stand upon the principle of seperation of church and state which Mike Pence opposes. He is unAmerican and hates most Americans who don't share his narrow minded views. He's a member of a cult not a religion and it is dangerous to America for that nut job to be Vice President.

#12 | Posted by danni at 2019-05-02 08:11 AM | Reply

Not sure why this is news. Even worse, how is this even able to be used as any kind of partisan attack point? Or do Liberals never go to strip clubs? Also, what is wrong with that? Unless Liberals are now stripper shaming, which isn't surprising considering they are more than willing to discriminate against anyone.

#13 | Posted by humtake at 2019-05-02 12:14 PM | Reply

Christian Mike Pence.


If mike pence is representative of being a christian, then i damn sure don't wanna be one.

#14 | Posted by kudzu at 2019-05-02 01:12 PM | Reply


Time to pick a new religion.

But don't worry. They're all just as pointless as the others. None of them actually make people behave any different than they would. It's all about the money.

#15 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-05-02 01:25 PM | Reply

Rather than a polite reception, they want the military persons to go wild, act as if Pence is their favorite politician/stripper.

The embarrassment never ends.

#16 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-05-02 06:32 PM | Reply

300lb strippers get a lot of applause in the military?

Morale is worse than I had realized.

Thanks Obama.

#17 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-05-02 06:58 PM | Reply

300lb strippers get a lot of applause in the military?

During a USO tour, while we were lodged on Kadena AFB, I walked into a club on BC Street in Okinawa after being approached on the street by their barker. "Banana Show." Hm. I go in. A beautiful Japanese girl comes out and dances suggestively in a thong. I thought, "hm, this might be OK!"

Then, the main attraction walked out. A 300lb woman in a bikini came out and shoved a banana up her --------. A drunk Marine she invited on stage got on his back as she straddled him ... Let's just say if he had milk and cereal he'd have been all set. GROSS!!

#18 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-05-02 07:43 PM | Reply

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