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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

A homophobic Kuwaiti academic claimed on Scope TV in March that she invented a cure for homosexuality based on Islamic medicine. "I discovered therapeutic suppositories that curb the sexual urges of boys of the third gender as well as the fourth gender, which is butch lesbians. They have excessive sexual urges," said the anti-gay and anti-lesbian researcher Dr. Mariam Al-Sohel.

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The Scope TV station, based in Kuwait City, broadcast in the interview that the cure is based on "prophetic medicine."

Al-Sohel claimed, "This is science, and there is nothing to be ashamed of," and "the sexual urge develops when a person is sexually attacked, and afterward it persists because there is an anal worm that feeds on semen."

Al-Sohel said her inventions of suppositories "cures those urges by exterminating the worm that feeds on the semen." She added, "Bitter foods increase masculinity" and "the ingredients [for the cure] are the same (for both sexes) but I made them into different colors."

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How can something that is not a sickness be cured?

#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2019-04-23 09:14 PM | Reply

#1 By using different colors, dork. Read the article.

#2 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-04-23 09:22 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Amazing.

Both "This is science" and "it persists because there is an ---- worm that feeds on -----" in the same sentence.

Is there Republican Science™ the same way there is Republican Math™?

#3 | Posted by Danforth at 2019-04-23 09:23 PM | Reply

To cure gay men... you put something in their ass.

... does she know what gay men do?

#4 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2019-04-23 09:54 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

It is peer reviewed science - same as global warming research.

#5 | Posted by iragoldberg at 2019-04-24 01:14 AM | Reply

I like her.

We need a few dozen more like her.

#6 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 01:24 AM | Reply

We need a few dozen more like her.
#6 | POSTED BY J_TREMAIN

You figure out the difference between sweet and sour crude yet? Just to be clear, neither is a cure for you if inserted into your ----.

#7 | Posted by iragoldberg at 2019-04-24 01:27 AM | Reply

Umm... what???

#8 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 01:32 AM | Reply

OH... I get it.

You are TOR's new sock puppet. Explains the anger issues.

LOL... ignored.

#9 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 01:34 AM | Reply

Umm... what???
#8 | POSTED BY J_TREMAIN

Did you learn the difference between light/sweet and heavy/sour crude yet?

#10 | Posted by iragoldberg at 2019-04-24 01:40 AM | Reply

You are TOR's new sock puppet. Explains the anger issues.

LOL... ignored.

#9 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 01:34 AM | Reply | Flag:

You seem to think Tor has about 10 different accounts you accuse people with completely different political beliefs as TOR.

If TOR has another account it would be BRUCEBANNER I am not saying that they are the same person I am saying if he did that is the person that is most like TOR here.

both kind of nutty both Canadian both has the same political beliefs

#11 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2019-04-24 03:15 AM | Reply

You seem to think Tor has about 10 different accounts

10? Not yet....

TOR = SPORK = HIENRICH (abandoned) and now this guy with 50% probability.

How do I know?

1. Stupidity. He thinks you need Crude Oil to shove something in there. Everyone knows Coconut Oil works best.

2. Seems to have anger issues towards me personally and I never even talked to the guy. LOL

#12 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 04:12 AM | Reply

TOR = SPORK

There is also a third socky, whose name I forget. Very infrequent use.

To establish a sock puppet, he posts furiously for a few days and burns himself out a month or two later.

OF COURSE I could be wrong in this case.... Ira Dude could actually be a new guy. But I'm ignoring this monkey for now. I simply don't know what he wants.

#13 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 04:14 AM | Reply

#13 | Posted by J_Tremain

Don't be so hasty - the data isn't in yet on whether crude oil is necessary for ---- sex. Our country is still trying to collect data points on the issue.

#14 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-04-24 04:39 AM | Reply

the data isn't in

Data? What data? Who cares about stoopid data?

Did my country write the Kamasutra or was it Davy Crocket?

Coconut oil is the lube of choice since 6th Century BC.... crude oil my a.....

#15 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 05:10 AM | Reply

It is good to see that on such an idiotic thread the major idiots of DR do come and make themselves look ridiculous. They are, at least, dependable.

#16 | Posted by danni at 2019-04-24 06:51 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

So would the ----- eating worm for a bi-sexual be an ouroboros?

#17 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2019-04-24 07:11 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

You have something against Coconut oil?

What's wrong with you Trailer-Park???

#18 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 07:12 AM | Reply

Oh and how does a ----- eating worm cause homosexuality in a woman? Seems like that would cause it to starve itself, kind of a poor evolutionary idea if you ask me.

#19 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2019-04-24 07:12 AM | Reply

Was talking to #16.....

#20 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 07:12 AM | Reply

how does a ----- eating worm cause homosexuality in a woman

That is not the worm you are looking for.... (waves hand Jedi style)

Must be more than one kind of worm.

#21 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 07:14 AM | Reply

Than again, wemin don't need worms maybe,

It's an open secret that ALL wemin are Bi.

#22 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 07:15 AM | Reply

#22 most guys are to, it's just a lot harder to find one who will admit it.

#23 | Posted by TaoWarrior at 2019-04-24 07:27 AM | Reply

most guys are to

Perish the thought!!!

#24 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 07:45 AM | Reply

Can they cure goat-fetish ----------? Asking for a fellow DR member....

#25 | Posted by MUSTANG at 2019-04-24 09:16 AM | Reply

Your mom was fine the last time I checked.

#26 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 09:23 AM | Reply

Oh and how does a ----- eating worm cause homosexuality in a woman? Seems like that would cause it to starve itself, kind of a poor evolutionary idea if you ask me.
#19 | POSTED BY TAOWARRIOR AT 2019-04-24 07:12 AM

Right, that only comes from one gender to my knowledge as well. The entire premise is "angry sex", which seems to indicate she is attacking rape victims. In fact, the entire Kuwait culture acknowledges this kind of practice as a form of rape mitigation.

Religious scum.

#27 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-04-24 10:43 AM | Reply

How dare you people mock Science like this?!

#28 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-04-24 12:23 PM | Reply

They all live on Pepsi Cola. The fizz went to their heads. They won't get it.

#29 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-24 12:48 PM | Reply

"It is peer reviewed science"

Riiiiiiiiight.

#30 | Posted by Danforth at 2019-04-24 11:23 PM | Reply

Is this where some Southern Hicks attempt to gang-rape the gay out of a lesbian daughter?

#31 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-04-25 12:11 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Sure... why the hell not...

#32 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-25 12:35 AM | Reply

#30 | POSTED BY DANFORTH

What do you have against Islamic Medical Science?

Are you an Islamaphobe?

#33 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2019-04-25 01:38 AM | Reply

"suppository "cure" for homosexuality "

top lel

#34 | Posted by berserkone at 2019-04-25 01:58 AM | Reply

Directions for suppository use ...

1) insert
2) remove
3) repeat 1&2 as needed

#35 | Posted by kudzu at 2019-04-25 08:19 AM | Reply

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