Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Monday, April 15, 2019

They gave him a fighter plane escort. They gave him a golden gun. And now THIS. Pakistan has declared the Kingdom's Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman to be the global influential figure of 2018, the Saudi Press Agency reported. The honor was granted to him for his efforts in supporting Islam and taking care of the Two Holy Mosques, in addition to championing key humanitarian issues including Palestine, Yemen, Syria and the protection of Muslim minorities. He was also recognized for his support of Pakistan and the peace process with neighboring India. President Dr (Dentist) Arif Alvi handed a certificate to Nawaf bin Said Al-Malki, who is Saudi Arabia's ambassador to Pakistan.

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This is what $21 Billion gets you....

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What?

What did you say? Khashoggi? Yemen?

WTF are you talking about????

#1 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-15 05:14 AM | Reply

Nukes. It's the only way to be sure.

#2 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-04-15 05:24 AM | Reply

You can't nuke him now. He has got a Certificate! Only people with no Diplomas get nuked!

BTW, I had no idea such a Certificate/Diploma existed.

Maybe I am in an alternate timeline/universe?

#3 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-04-15 05:27 AM | Reply

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