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Saturday, April 13, 2019

Chaos descended on a Wisconsin Walmart store Wednesday night after a karate-performing mother, her naked son, and their belligerent dog shoplifted and ran amok in the store. The Eau Claire Police Department said on social media that the officers responded to a call that a woman, Lisa Smith, 46, and her dog "Bo" shoplifted items from the store. The woman's son, 26-year-old Benny Vann, was causing chaos in the store as well. Police learned that Smith came into the shop with Bo unleashed, with the dog immediately running off towards customers while the woman was pulling apart displays in the store and placing them in her cart. After being told to leave the store, the woman began showing off her karate moves in the parking lot to fend off police officers. The dog tried to flee the crime scene, albeit unsuccessfully, with a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix in his mouth.


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After a brief fight with the officers, Smith was arrested. As a last-ditch attempt, she tried to kick a window out of a police car.

Her raucous son, meanwhile, was getting fully naked and began exposing himself to other customers at the store. He then tried to cover himself with new clothes from the store without intending to pay for them, police said.

The only character to get off scot-free is Bo, the dog.

"Bo was caught by Officers in the store and brought to the Humane Association. The dog was not charged – we issued him a warning for the theft," police said in a statement.


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Florida is holding a parade with signs saying 'IT'S NOT US THIS TIME!'

#1 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2019-04-13 10:44 AM | Reply


Sadly for you Floridians, my first thought on seeing the thread headline was "Florida family,,,"

#2 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-04-13 11:38 AM | Reply

The son was probably Comrade Gracie.

#3 | Posted by aborted_monson at 2019-04-13 12:17 PM | Reply

Swell my mentally disturbed stalker has chimed in like clockwork.

#4 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2019-04-13 12:55 PM | Reply


I saw that Rtarded Moonbat was nibbling at one of our ankles, that is what the Killfile is for. Plonk him, he is a waste of flesh.

#5 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-04-13 01:14 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

This was a clownshow. lol

#6 | Posted by fresno500 at 2019-04-13 03:43 PM | Reply

Definitely Trump supporters.

#7 | Posted by jpw at 2019-04-14 05:11 PM | Reply

This was a clownshow. lol

Not one of our better ones.

#8 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-04-14 05:16 PM | Reply

Florida is holding a parade with signs saying 'IT'S NOT US THIS TIME!'

Are we sure they're not transplants?


#9 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-04-14 05:17 PM | Reply

#9 No daminit I'm not but we are still having the parade. :-)

#10 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2019-04-14 05:25 PM | Reply


#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2019-04-14 05:40 PM | Reply

Why name the dog after me?

#12 | Posted by boaz at 2019-04-15 08:56 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"Why name the dog after me?"

She discovered that if she puts peanut butter on her feet he'll lick her toes.

#13 | Posted by Hagbard_Celine at 2019-04-15 09:17 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Why do these sort of things seem to happen in Walmarts?

#14 | Posted by SLBronkowitz at 2019-04-15 09:48 PM | Reply

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