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Friday, March 22, 2019

I wish I could say that the worst thing about John Hickenlooper's CNN town hall on Wednesday night was the part where he talked about watching Deep Throat with his mom. Apparently after the infamous X-rated flick began she was "mortified." That poor woman.

Only a few days after his long-shot candidacy had begun to attract some interest from the mainstream press, Andrew Yang came out strongly against circumcision, surely one of the most pressing political and social issues of our time.

Last month Sen. Kamala Harris told a painfully obvious lie about listening to Snoop Dogg and Tupac while smoking weed in college.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren's insistence on releasing a DNA test to bolster her past claims of Native American heritage was one of the most bizarre events in recent political history.

Meanwhile, there is Beto, with his erotic cow, car murder spree and feeding his wife green poop while telling her it was guacamole stories.

Why are Democrats so weird?

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Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that no one in this gang of hardcore porno-with-mom-watching, pretend-weed-smoking, bovine-horny ex-teenage hackers could ever be elected president. The guy they are all running against is a twice-divorced serial philanderer and pathological liar addicted to social media and fast food who once bragged about the size of his genitalia during a formal debate. Maybe Democrats even think that by embracing their inner weirdness they can channel some of Trump's electoral magic. Or maybe they just think that the American people can no longer be bothered to care about the sorts of things that would have been career ending for any politician back in the remote past -- 2014 or so.

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Pretty great article from The Week, it puts all the wackiness into perspective.

#1 | Posted by leftcoastlawyer at 2019-03-22 03:38 PM | Reply | Funny: 1


Is it that the Democrats are uniquely weird, or could it be that the Republicans are just as weird, but they try to hide it better?


#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2019-03-22 05:03 PM | Reply

#2

I was thinking the same thing.

This was especially funny:

"They're probably right about this. At this early stage in the race, about 17 living Americans who are not either journalists or residents of Colorado know who the guy with the Dr. Seuss character name who legalized marijuana years ago even is. All of this nonsense is just going to blend together until the powers that be in the Democratic National Committee decide that some safe-ish, middle-of-the-road liberal like Harris is the candidate who can beat Bernie Sanders, at which point the junior senator from Vermont will probably fall on his sword by endorsing North Korea's bid for the U.N. Security Council or confessing that he doesn't know the words to the Pledge of Allegiance."

Great stuff LCL.

#3 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-03-22 05:12 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#2 That's a tough one. I am Professionally Weird, and even I have difficulty understanding. I do know what the problem is though - it's just that nobody believes my solution and they just stare at me in wonderment when I tell them, and never come back again. So I've decided to stop doing that.

#4 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-03-22 05:16 PM | Reply

"Beto, whatever his name is. He's apologized for being born," Michael Bloomberg said to laughs from the audience.

Ouch.

#5 | Posted by nullifidian at 2019-03-22 05:20 PM | Reply

Beto seemed like a normal dude until it was revealed how he ate "woo dirt" and let his wife to eat poop. Really messed up.

#6 | Posted by GOnoles92 at 2019-03-22 05:21 PM | Reply

I love how this author blames Trump for their weirdness.

#7 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2019-03-22 08:29 PM | Reply

as more people get to know beto he will probably flame out

#8 | Posted by PunchyPossum at 2019-03-23 01:06 AM | Reply

as more people get to know beto he will probably flame out
#8 | POSTED BY PUNCHYPOSSUM

He needs to get in the "FREE'Dum" game the other Democrats are playing ...

#9 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2019-03-23 01:52 AM | Reply

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