Friday, March 22, 2019
I wish I could say that the worst thing about John Hickenlooper's CNN town hall on Wednesday night was the part where he talked about watching Deep Throat with his mom. Apparently after the infamous X-rated flick began she was "mortified." That poor woman.
Only a few days after his long-shot candidacy had begun to attract some interest from the mainstream press, Andrew Yang came out strongly against circumcision, surely one of the most pressing political and social issues of our time.
Last month Sen. Kamala Harris told a painfully obvious lie about listening to Snoop Dogg and Tupac while smoking weed in college.
Sen. Elizabeth Warren's insistence on releasing a DNA test to bolster her past claims of Native American heritage was one of the most bizarre events in recent political history.
Meanwhile, there is Beto, with his erotic cow, car murder spree and feeding his wife green poop while telling her it was guacamole stories.
Why are Democrats so weird?
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that no one in this gang of hardcore porno-with-mom-watching, pretend-weed-smoking, bovine-horny ex-teenage hackers could ever be elected president. The guy they are all running against is a twice-divorced serial philanderer and pathological liar addicted to social media and fast food who once bragged about the size of his genitalia during a formal debate. Maybe Democrats even think that by embracing their inner weirdness they can channel some of Trump's electoral magic. Or maybe they just think that the American people can no longer be bothered to care about the sorts of things that would have been career ending for any politician back in the remote past -- 2014 or so.
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