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Wednesday, March 20, 2019

After successfully launching a Cannabis chemistry program, Lake Superior State University continues to define innovative programming by launching a baccalaureate of science in cannabis business. The cannabis business degree provides students with the knowledge and skills necessary to obtain meaningful employment in the booming cannabis industry. Through the foresight of LSSU Lukenda School of Business faculty leadership recognizing the demand for qualified candidates in this multibillion dollar industry, the cannabis business program was designed for future managers, supervisors, and business developers within a commercial enterprise.

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I had a bachelor's degree in cannabis before getting my high school diploma.

#1 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2019-03-18 04:26 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Who knew that you could do business with Cannibals.

#2 | Posted by Rightocenter at 2019-03-18 05:26 PM | Reply | Funny: 3

#2 LMAO What a great catch!

#3 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2019-03-18 05:35 PM | Reply

Damn spell checker... It's supposed to be 'Cannabis' ;-)

OCU

#4 | Posted by OCUser at 2019-03-18 09:16 PM | Reply

Yeah, that headline got my attention. And I just got back from cooking class (Gourmet chef, specialty carnivore diet and fava beans).

#5 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2019-03-18 09:42 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

And I just got back from cooking class (Gourmet chef, specialty carnivore diet and fava beans).

#5 | POSTED BY HELIUMRAT

Was a nice Chianti part of the equation?

#6 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-03-18 10:04 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

Nulli, I told you ....

#7 | Posted by AndreaMackris at 2019-03-18 11:32 PM | Reply

Yeah, that headline got my attention. And I just got back from cooking class (Gourmet chef, specialty carnivore diet and fava beans).
#5 | POSTED BY HELIUMRAT AT 2019-03-18 09:42 PM

Those credits might cross-over, bro.

#8 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2019-03-19 06:25 AM | Reply

Now there is a degree that will get you $8 an hour after you graduate.

#9 | Posted by Sniper at 2019-03-19 11:56 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Cannibals? Like a Sorbonne degree in cooking human flesh?

I think the author meant "cannibinals"

#10 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2019-03-19 12:19 PM | Reply

Michigan university offers business degree in Cannibals

Best Headline Typo Ever.

#11 | Posted by rcade at 2019-03-19 12:36 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Best Headline Typo Ever.

#11 | Posted by rcade

He would have lured me in either way.

Cannibals and Cannabis are two of my most favorite subjects!

#12 | Posted by donnerboy at 2019-03-19 01:51 PM | Reply

Cannibals and Cannabis are two of my most favorite subjects!
#12 | POSTED BY DONNERBOY

*Makes everyone slightly uncomfortable when he gets the munchies...*

#13 | Posted by schifferbrains at 2019-03-19 01:55 PM | Reply

Now there is a degree that will get you $8 an hour after you graduate.

#9 | Posted by Sniper

Hey dummy.

I can make $25 an hour right now trimming bud. Without a degree.

But that is not where the EASY money is. Too mind numbing.

The easy money is in lab testing and certifying.

That's where a degree (certifying YOU) will come in very handy.

Stop spreading your ignorance here..it is really annoying..

Please go back to school.

The mind is a terrible thing to waste... look how terribly wasted yours is!

#14 | Posted by donnerboy at 2019-03-19 01:56 PM | Reply

Cannibals and Cannabis are two of my most favorite subjects!
#12 | POSTED BY DONNERBOY

*Makes everyone slightly uncomfortable when he gets the munchies...*

#13 | Posted by schifferbrains

Try not to be struck with me for 4 hours on highway 80 going over "donner" summit.

Everyone in the car gets very nervous. I tell them not to worry unless they freeze to death and die.

Then, of course, all bets are off.

#15 | Posted by donnerboy at 2019-03-19 02:25 PM | Reply

We honestly do live in a stupid country. We put people in jail for growing pot just a few years ago but now our universities are teaching people how to earn a living growing it, selling it, etc. Millions of us were telling the rest of the nation how stupid it was for decades but it takes Ameriduh that long to learn anything. Very stupid country.

#16 | Posted by danni at 2019-03-21 06:45 AM | Reply

We still put people in jail for growing pot. The joys of government regulation.

#17 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2019-03-21 09:33 AM | Reply

B.S.T.H.C. has a nice ring to it...

#18 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2019-03-21 11:32 AM | Reply

Very stupid country.

#16 | Posted by danni

Don't put all the blame on America.

Humans, in general are pretty "stupid" about these kinds of things.

The vast majority of us apparently are not even aware they have a Consciousness much less how to use it and keep it balanced in a very unbalanced world.

We live in a world where 90% of us are completely Neurotic and in Denial and as a result they have no idea how to balance their Inner Wold with the Outer World. And so they medicate themselves.

Be happy we are moving forward on this issue at the moment and not backwards.

#19 | Posted by donnerboy at 2019-03-21 12:59 PM | Reply

We honestly do live in a stupid country. We put people in jail for growing pot just a few years ago but now our universities are teaching people how to earn a living growing it, selling it, etc. Millions of us were telling the rest of the nation how stupid it was for decades but it takes Ameriduh that long to learn anything. Very stupid country.

#16 | POSTED BY DANNI AT 2019-03-21 06:45 AM | REPLY

No, if we were a really stupid country we would not be changing the rules. I'm pro weed but to legalize it was up to the states and it was not easy and for good reason, studies needed to be done about driving impared, etc. The Feds need to get out of the way and let the states regulate it. People went to jail for growing pot because they were growing it to sell and distribute which was against the law. For the casual smoker getting weed has been as easy as snapping your fingers for years anyway. It is legal to grow two plants here, we did it last year in our vegitable garden, I couldn't give it away fast enough, I think I could have got about 5 pounds per plant. They grew like weeds LOL.

#20 | Posted by fishpaw at 2019-03-21 01:16 PM | Reply

"People went to jail for growing pot because they were growing it to sell and distribute which was against the law."

You must be brainwashed if you think noone spends years in prison for mere possession.

Or maybe that's when you're brainwashed to play the "he was guilty of something" card.

#21 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-03-21 01:22 PM | Reply

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