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Saturday, February 23, 2019

What do you get for a guy who has everything, and whose country has recently been implicated in the murder of a prominent dissident journalist? Pakistani senators had a perfect answer when the Saudi Crown Prince, visited on Monday, giving him a golden Heckler & Koch MP5. The MP5 is the gift that keeps on giving at 650 rounds per minute, complete with elaborate designs engraved into its gold components. Social media reaction to Pakistan's gift were ... not cool.



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Opinions were also split about the gun itself, some feeling it was perfectly suited to the prince's needs, while others advised Islamabad on more fitting alternatives... like a Golden Bone Saw....

While Pakistan's gift is undeniably impressive, it would still pale in comparison to what the Trump administration is rumored to be planning. House Democrats are up in arms over an alleged attempt to sell the Saudi Kingdom sensitive nuclear secrets that might help it develop a nuclear weapon ... there is no word yet on whether it will also be decorated with precious metals.

#1 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-02-22 11:55 AM | Reply

used to be pimps carried chrome plated 38's with pearl handles

#2 | Posted by ABlock at 2019-02-22 12:11 PM | Reply

Psssshhh. The real answer is a Rolls-Royce Phantom 2. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. Get the right color.

#3 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-02-22 12:59 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

and tanks!

#4 | Posted by truthhurts at 2019-02-22 01:09 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Golden Rolls.. Golden tanks.... sheesh!!!

A golden gun was more than enough considering they even honored him with a fighter escort. They never did that for anyone except for President Xi of China.

Escort for MBS...


Escort for President Xi over the Himalayas...


#5 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-02-22 01:30 PM | Reply

In olden days it would have been a dagger with the haft encrusted with gold and jewels i.pinimg.com

- this is just the modern day equivalent.

#6 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-02-23 05:36 PM | Reply

Abraham Lincoln's Henry Rifle
The Abraham Lincoln Henry Rifle

Although President Abraham Lincoln was familiar with firearms and acutely involved in the firearms available at the time of the American Civil War, there was still a great deal of competition for his and the military's attention when it came to new firearms developments. During the war, Oliver Winchester, as president of the Henry company, makers of the Henry rifle, commissioned a special rifle for President Lincoln himself.

This gold mounted, engraved Henry rifle was presented to Abraham Lincoln in an effort to seek his influence in their purchase for the war effort. This is an extraordinary rifle and one of the most prized displays of the Smithsonian Museum firearms collection. This rifle was awarded the National Rifle Association Collectors Society Gold Medal as an outstanding historical firearm.

About 1,700 of these rifles were purchased by the U.S. government during the Civil War. Many more were purchased by individual soldiers who were convinced it offered a significant personal advantage to them in battle.

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#7 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-02-23 05:42 PM | Reply

A gift for a man who has everything:

A happy ending at a rub & tug in Jupiter FL?

#8 | Posted by SunTzuMeow at 2019-02-23 06:01 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

A happy ending at a rub & tug in Jupiter FL?


It's just 2 orbs away from Uranus.

#9 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-02-23 06:18 PM | Reply

"guns with gold on them are befitting only Pakistani Pimps".

George Patton.

#10 | Posted by Tor at 2019-02-23 06:46 PM | Reply

"guns with gold on them are befitting only Pakistani Pimps".

George Patton.

#10 | POSTED BY TOR AT 2019-02-23 06:46 PM | FLAG: True, said the man who preferred elephant ivory-handled revolvers.

#11 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-02-23 09:58 PM | Reply

Google say the actual Patton quote was:

"Son, only a pimp in a Louisiana whore- house carries pearl-handled revolvers. These are ivory."

#12 | Posted by REDIAL at 2019-02-23 10:17 PM | Reply

guns with gold on them are befitting only Pakistani Pimps

Canadian pimps, maybe. LOL

Pimps have gone out of business. Hookers now freelance thanks to Facebook and Tinder.

I have always associated pearl handle Derringers with dandies and riverboat gamblers.

Anyways... this is the gun:


#13 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-02-24 01:10 AM | Reply

Although President Abraham Lincoln was

Apparently POF has a range of gold guns to gift to visiting dignitaries, giving one to Trump would be so wrong at so many levels... like at least more than a few anti-gun people on the Retort will have puppies.. and that would be the least of it.

You can see two different gold guns in this video from 1:50 to 2:45.


#14 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-02-24 01:20 AM | Reply

Just saw.. there is also a beautiful gold Beretta at 5:00..

You can also see a gold G3 assault rifle in the background.

#15 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-02-24 01:27 AM | Reply

Aw, so sweet that a pair of humanitarians, Heckler and Koch, are contributing to making the world safe.

#16 | Posted by CrisisStills at 2019-02-25 07:56 AM | Reply

They have contributed to world safety a lot less than Comrade Kalashnikov....

#17 | Posted by J_Tremain at 2019-02-25 08:24 AM | Reply

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