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Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Windsor Mann: President Trump's supporters love how manly he is. They wear "Donald Trump: Finally Someone With Balls" T-shirts at his rallies. They should reconsider, and not only for reasons of propriety. For all his machismo, Trump is the least macho president in American history. Think about it: His behavior defies the traditional definition of what it means to be "manly." He wears bronzer, loves gold and gossip, is obsessed with his physical appearance, whines constantly, can't control his emotions, watches daytime television, enjoys parades and interior decorating, and used to sell perfume. He dislikes the NFL, Harley-Davidson, and female porn stars -- the holy trinity of toxic masculinity.

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[H]is favorite guy is Vladimir Putin. In 2013, Trump asked the internet, "Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow -- if so, will he become my new best friend?" Because this is what manly men do: They go to beauty pageants, meet other manly men, and become best friends.

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"Finally Someone With Balls"

Yeah, on loan from Vlad.

#1 | Posted by Corky at 2019-02-19 07:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

A real man throws a fit when he's made fun of on SNL.

#2 | Posted by Derek_Wildstar at 2019-02-19 08:02 PM | Reply | Funny: 5

A real man has to cancel events honoring fallen soldiers because rain would melt his fake hair.

#3 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2019-02-19 08:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 5 | Newsworthy 1

Candidate bone spurs?

lol there isn't a private in the entire army that couldn't beat him in any physical or mental pursuit.

#4 | Posted by Tor at 2019-02-19 08:38 PM | Reply | Funny: 2 | Newsworthy 1

😝

Rogers, my dude, you are stirring the pot.

Keep it up.

#5 | Posted by cbob at 2019-02-19 08:50 PM | Reply | Funny: 4

Trumps like two men. Really.

Because he's a fat pig.

#6 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2019-02-19 08:52 PM | Reply

Quien as mas macho?

El Donald Trump o El Adam Lambert?

#7 | Posted by truthhurts at 2019-02-19 09:24 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

It should also be noted that Trump won't drink beer and was recently beat by a girl.

#8 | Posted by horstngraben at 2019-02-19 09:32 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

People are saying that Trump wears women's underwear. Lots of people are saying it.

#9 | Posted by truthhurts at 2019-02-19 09:40 PM | Reply | Funny: 7

Trumps wears a girdle to contain his epic gunt.

#10 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2019-02-19 09:43 PM | Reply

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gunt??? don't you mean his ghina?

#11 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2019-02-19 10:04 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

People are saying that Trump wears women's underwear. Lots of people are saying it.

POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS AT 2019-02-19 09:40 PM | REPLY

Honey you have issues. You're starting to sound like Boaz with that comment.

#12 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-02-19 10:09 PM | Reply

He lives in your head 24/7/365. He owns your mind. Sad.

#13 | Posted by homerj at 2019-02-19 10:16 PM | Reply

ahhhh, I hadn't thought that through Laura, my apologies. I will return my SJW card.

#14 | Posted by truthhurts at 2019-02-19 10:16 PM | Reply

oh and welcome back!

#15 | Posted by truthhurts at 2019-02-19 10:16 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

He lives in your head 24/7/365. He owns your mind. Sad.
#13 | Posted by homerj a

It must be nice to be so stupid that Trump doesnt concern you.

#16 | Posted by truthhurts at 2019-02-19 10:17 PM | Reply | Funny: 4

Hahhaa!

I originally read this as a Manny Machado thread. My excitement as Padre fan got the best of me.

#17 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2019-02-19 10:17 PM | Reply

IOW:

We be celebrating with IPAs and DOUBLE IPAs in San Diego right now!!

Whoop whoop!!!

Go Pads!

#18 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2019-02-19 10:19 PM | Reply

Like all men who are visionaries..travel to the beat of a different drum..the day the great lagerfeld passes, the torch is passed

youtu.be

#19 | Posted by 1947steamer at 2019-02-19 10:43 PM | Reply

Real men eat steaks well done with ketchup.

#20 | Posted by snoofy at 2019-02-19 10:55 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

#12 | POSTED BY LAURAMOHR

Honey you have issues. You're starting to sound like you personally take offense to the objective fact that our president is a p ssy.

#21 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-02-19 11:00 PM | Reply

Honey you have issues. You're starting to sound like you personally take offense to the objective fact that our president is a p ssy.

Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-02-19 11:00 PM | Reply

A Man wearing women's clothing doesn't make him a lesser man for it. If you had any intellectual understanding you would note that. Instead you run your mouth like some fool and make yourself look stupid in the process.

#22 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2019-02-19 11:57 PM | Reply

Laura,

I'm pretty sure that comment was in jest.

#23 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-02-20 12:04 AM | Reply

"A Man wearing women's clothing doesn't make him a lesser man for it."

Agreed, but acting like you're a Schwarzenegger and condemning femininity when you're clearly a Lindsay Graham makes you the least man of all. It makes you a hypocrite. If you had any intellectual understanding you would see that. Instead you run your mouth like some fool and make yourself look stupid in the process.

#24 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-02-20 12:08 AM | Reply

People are saying that Trump doesn't underwear. Lots of people are saying it. Let's just hope he doesn't have an accident when he's wearing his white golf pants.

#25 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2019-02-20 12:10 AM | Reply

I get the sense that Trump likes to urinate on women's underwear.

#26 | Posted by JeffJ at 2019-02-20 12:22 AM | Reply

"I'm pretty sure that comment was in jest."

Yes, especially in the context of this thread's article, which was hilarious. It's good to be able to laugh at/about Trump.

#27 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2019-02-20 12:42 AM | Reply

is obsessed with his physical appearance, whines constantly, can't control his emotions, watches daytime television, enjoys parades and interior decorating, and used to sell perfume

So, he's a closet Lib?

#28 | Posted by sunuvavitch at 2019-02-20 07:57 AM | Reply

A Man wearing women's clothing doesn't make him a lesser man for it.
..................#22 | POSTED BY LAURAMOHR

You're right...A man IS a man_is a man_is a man......and Nothing can change that, including his underwear

#29 | Posted by 1947steamer at 2019-02-20 10:30 AM | Reply

Oops...wrong thread, thought it said Nacho

#30 | Posted by ABlock at 2019-02-20 10:34 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

"He dislikes the NFL, Harley-Davidson, and female porn stars -- the holy trinity of toxic masculinity."

That's the holy trinity? Where are the guns? Even Obama had a picture of him shooting a shotgun released.

#31 | Posted by sitzkrieg at 2019-02-20 12:10 PM | Reply

#30 | POSTED BY ABLOCK

He's definitely the most nacho president. Beats Taft.

#32 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-02-20 12:39 PM | Reply

What cred does Billy have as macho?

#33 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-02-20 02:02 PM | Reply

#33 | POSTED BY MSGT

Billy Bush wasn't president. He was that kid that let trump say "grab em by the p ssy" on television.

#34 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-02-20 02:08 PM | Reply

Chaos Sieged (Gateway to the Galaxy Book : Sorry, as using 'Billy' was referring to bill clinton - Mr Macho in your opinion I am sure.

#35 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-02-20 03:20 PM | Reply

#35 | POSTED BY MSGT

You cons sure are obsessed with the Clintons.

"bill clinton - Mr Macho in your opinion I am sure."

Nope. That's just your right-wing tendency to project I am sure.

#36 | Posted by IndianaJones at 2019-02-20 03:22 PM | Reply

Come to think of it, just how macho is obama when wearing his mom jean, as well a shaking his finger in an attempt to come across as tough.

#37 | Posted by MSgt at 2019-02-20 03:27 PM | Reply

Come to think of it, just how macho is obama when wearing his mom jean, as well a shaking his finger in an attempt to come across as tough.
#37 | Posted by MSgt

Well, he did have OBL whacked.

#38 | Posted by truthhurts at 2019-02-20 04:02 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Well, he did have OBL whacked.
#38 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS

You can't be serious! Obama just called and wants you to shut up!

#39 | Posted by JordyPete at 2019-02-20 05:53 PM | Reply

Well, he did have OBL whacked.

Big deal, the orange pustule killed a couple of Guatemalan 7 year olds in his Kiddie Gitmo.

#40 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2019-02-20 05:58 PM | Reply

Big deal, the orange pustule killed a couple of Guatemalan 7 year olds in his Kiddie Gitmo.
#40 | POSTED BY REINHEITSGEBOT

Actually (full mansplaining turned up), That was Obama.

#41 | Posted by JordyPete at 2019-02-21 09:43 AM | Reply

Actually (full mansplaining turned up), That was Obama.

#41 | POSTED BY SPECIAL EDDIE

Want to try again, Trig?

www.washingtonpost.com

#42 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2019-02-21 12:23 PM | Reply

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