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Tuesday, February 05, 2019

Through my well-documented and largely infallible powers of precognition, I have obtained an early copy of President Donald Trump's State of the Union address, which he'll deliver Tuesday night.

It's titled "The State of My Union Is So Much Better Than Yours, It's Not Even Close.

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Madam Speaker, whom I refer to as "Nancy," Vice President God-Guy, Republican members of Congress whose many affairs and links to Russian money funneled through the National Rifle Association I will tweet about if they disagree with me on anything, distinguished guests, and all other Haters and Losers.

It is a great honor for you all to once again get to watch me stand up here and tell you that the state of my Union is strong -- so strong -- and probably the most strong it has ever been in history. We have such strength now in our Onion. Everybody says so.

#1 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2019-02-05 01:28 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

That's perfect!

#2 | Posted by danni at 2019-02-05 02:06 PM | Reply

We have such strength now in our Onion. Everybody says so.

#1 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2019-02-05

I thought it was just some people are saying.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2019-02-05 03:22 PM | Reply

Zed, good news, you now stand corrected. And you are a better man for it. WTG, Bro.

#4 | Posted by oldwhiskeysour at 2019-02-05 03:53 PM | Reply

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